BIONICHAND
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"Treffen Sie Ihren neuen Führer!!"
Male
71 years old
Utopia, Illinois
United States
Last Login:
7/6/2008
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vexed
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BIONICHAND's Interests
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| General | I have had many hobbies,but I am currently hellbent on world domination. I also enjoy agitating civil unrest in small Third-World countries for no apparent reason. | | Music | In this day and age,the average attention span is the size of a protozoa.Most modern music reflects this phenomenon. The good music is out there,you just have to find it. I listen to anything that reflects quality and ingenuity,which negates anything on the radio.To name a few: Deltron 3030,Buddy Guy,Franz Ferdinand,The White Stripes,Mozart,Motown,everything in between. | | Movies | Anything with Christopher Walkin(my favorite) or Kevin Spacey. Anything directed by Tarantino,(my favorite director of all time)The Coen Brothers,Kevin Smith.Foreign films,old school kung fu movies,the list goes on.
| | Television | With the exception of sports,and a few stations,I believe that television rots your brain,robs you of creativity,and makes you fuckin'lazy.
| | Books | I am an avid reader of self-development /personal success books. Any book that gets me thinking,gets me off my ass, and makes me a successful and developed person is cool with me. The Bionic Hand is here to make the world a better place.Right now I am reading"Body Language, Subtle Signs" Its a book about the subtle signs of body language and how people
give off signs without saying a word......fascinating stuff.
| | Heroes | In this day and age when most men are whiny little out of shape pussies,there are some real men still out there who are representing our chromosomes just nicely. First and foremost, Lance Armstrong. What more could be said about this machine/athlete that hasnt already been said? Anyone who can overcome such extreme adversity,kick it in the nuts, and bitch-slap it is ok in my book,he is a true American hero and
a warrior. Aaron Ralston, for those you who don't know who he is, he's the guy who was trapped for 5 days in a gorge with his arm pinned under a boulder. When most people would have thrown in the towel he made the ultimate sacrifice by cutting off his own arm and walking 8 miles to safety.
These are men that push our species forward instead of these soft-belly couch
potatoes that cant even take the stairs instead of the elevator without getting
winded.
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Betta Fish Are The Coolest!, Lunatic Wrestling Federation, Stock Talk, NO STRINGS ATTACHED (SEX), Find Your Soulmate, EXOTIC GOLDFISH FRIENDS
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BIONICHAND's Details
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| Status: | Single | | Here for: | Networking, Dating, Friends | | Orientation: | Straight | | Hometown: | Aurora | | Body type: | 5' 9" / Athletic | | Ethnicity: | White / Caucasian | | Religion: | Agnostic | | Zodiac Sign: | Gemini | | Children: | Someday | | Education: | College graduate | | Occupation: | Sweatshop owner |
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About me:
I’m a modern man, a man for the millennium. Digital and smoke free. A diversified multi-cultural, post-modern deconstruction that is anatomically and ecologically incorrect. I’ve been up-linked and downloaded, I’ve been inputted and outsourced, I know the upside of downsizing, I know the downside of upgrading. I’m a high-tech low-life. A cutting edge, state-of-the-art bi-coastal multi-tasker and I can give you a gigabyte in a nanosecond!
Behind the eight ball, ahead of the curve, ridin the wave, dodgin the bullet and pushin the envelope. I’m on-point, on-task, on-message and off drugs. I’ve got no need for coke and speed. I've got no urge to binge and purge. I’m in-the-moment, on-the-edge, over-the-top and under-the-radar. A high-concept, low-profile, medium-range ballistic missionary. A street-wise smart bomb. A top-gun bottom feeder. I wear power ties, I tell power lies, I take power naps and run victory laps. I’m a totally ongoing big-foot, slam-dunk, rainmaker with a pro-active outreach. A raging workaholic. A working rageaholic. Out of rehab and in denial!
I’m a non-believer and an over-achiever, laid-back but fashion-forward. Up-front, down-home, low-rent, high-maintenance. Super-sized, long-lasting, high-definition, fast-acting, oven-ready and built-to-last! I’m a hands-on, foot-loose, knee-jerk head case pre- maturely post-traumatic and I’ve got a love-child that sends me hate mail.
I bought a microwave at a mini-mall; I bought a mini-van at a mega-store. I eat fast-food in the slow lane. I’m toll-free, bite-sized, ready-to-wear and I come in all sizes. A fully-equipped, factory-authorized, hospital-tested, clinically-proven, scientifically- formulated medical miracle. I’ve been pre-washed, pre-cooked, pre-heated, pre-screened, pre-approved, pre-packaged, post-dated, freeze-dried, double-wrapped, vacuum-packed and, I have an unlimited broadband capacity.
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Who I'd like to meet:
Bobby Fischer, Albert Einstien, Warren Buffet, Stevie Ray Vaughn, Jim Cramer, Gary Kasparov,Plato, Mark Twain,Ceasar,Christopher Walkin, The guy who invented Pop-Tarts, Any sucka' MCs who try to flex, Any and all open-minded,intelligent people.
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