Pale is the new tan anyways.
Age: 20
Gender: Raptor Queen
Orientation: Bisexual
Status: Taken
Zodiac: Scorpio
Chinese: Snake
Hobbies: Reading, Playing WoW, Sleeping.
I'm not a vampire..
I should probably warn you now.. I'm bad for your health. [:
I'm the girl your parents warned you about while also being your mom's favorite friend of yours. Parents love me because I'm honest, respectful, sweet, and I care about you. You love me because I'm either crazy and fun or quiet and comtemplative. Occasionally I'm secret answer E, all of the above.
I'm smarter than you think I am, even though I don't always show it. I'm lazy and I procrastinate. I would rather sleep all day and play videogames all night than anything else. Job? Sorry, I'm not in that line of work.
This doesn't mean I have no life or goals. I'm an extremely fast learner with one of the strongest work ethics you'll find. I dream of so many careers, it's hard to make up my mind. I aspire to help people and change the world for the better. While others leave marks on this earth, I wanna leave a stain. But a good one, like one that looks like Jesus or Eddie Izzard.
I'm a motherly person, and my friends and family mean the world to me. They come to me for advice, guidance, and as an escape from their own depressing world. I am their anti-depressant, and I could be yours.
Long term side effects include split sides from laughing too hard, cavernous nasal cavities due to drinks being expelled at high velocity, and eventually a never ending smile at the thought of me. Oh and possibly death, Tourette's, or homosexuality, but those are rare.
The sunlight just hates me.
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Random Facts
Crazy as a squirrel on acid
Funny as bologna in your shoe
And queer as a three dollar bill
I love to dance
I love gorey, psychological, horror films
I'm easily amused
I'm obsessed with muffins and potatoes
Must eat and sleep
I don't eat many sweets
I have green eyes
I'm a cat person
Rainy weather is sexy
I listen to all sorts of music
I love Foxgloves and Amorphophallus Flowers
I hate stupid people
I would die without Dr. Pepper
I really think peeing in the shower saves a gallon of water
I brush my teeth in the shower
And blow my nose
Not at the same time
I'm secretly a hardcore hopeless romantic
But I slap that part of me and tell her to make me a sammich and get me a beer
I love alcohol
I dye my hair funny colors p:
I have some supreme dylexia, but I manage
Mostly because I'm a spelling nazi
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