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Birmingham Bertie
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ONE OF THE WORLD'S TRULY ORIGINAL ARTISTES!

London, London and South East
United Kingdom

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Member Since7/9/2007
Band Websitewww.birminghambertie.com
Band MembersBirmingham Bertie writes and produces all his own songs and is really excited about the release of his first album which is now available on i tunes!! Just visit www.birminghambertie.com and click on music in the toolbar for a direct link to the i tunes store!! It tells the story of his discovery by American music business mogul Mr Stevie Duce whilst busking in Birmingham's Bull Ring, and goes on to chart his incredible rise to fame as the World's first ringtone star! The album will give listeners a unique insight into the mind of a truly creative genius and it tells Bertie's story from the initial worldwide success right down to his eventual demise and return to his roots in Birmingham. "The Rise and Fall of Birmingham Bertie" is a truly original, crazy, whacky, naughty and fun album! In fact, it's a breath of fresh air in this far too serious world of ours! 2009 is going to be the year of Birmingham Bertie! THE MOST ORIGINAL ALBUM OF 2009 IS NOW AVAILABLE ON I TUNES!!
InfluencesThis crazy world in which we live!
Sounds LikeA totally original, brilliant, creative genius!
Record LabelBreakin' Loose
Type of LabelIndie


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Jul 9 2009 3:43 PM

Thanks for all your friendship and support, keep on the up with your cool work as well, all the very best to you, Gary .

....
♥ D ♥





Jul 9 2009 1:52 PM

Bertie sweetheart!

Thank you so much for Australia! although you are right about one thing.....there ARE some strange creatures hopping around on two legs with pouches! I'll take it anyway, I can always find a use for it, maybe I'll use it as a place to send my ostracized myspace expalpats ha!

Yes Bertie soon..........dinner, dance and dastardly deeds!

Do you miss me really? I dont miss you.......because you're always in my heart my little marshmallow in a tophat!

~Kisses~
FLASH it up HARRY





Jul 7 2009 8:08 PM

Hi My good Friend .......Just had to say love the new ringtones ......Bloody Brilliant mate ...Gordan Brown one gets top marks ,well and the Bankers one ...There you go .....Have a good week mate and give my regards to everyone ,Will speak again soon
And thanks for being a great Friend ...Harry&Co in Somerset
Dilys





Jul 3 2009 8:54 PM

So sorry to hear of your bites,you know what they say, those pesky mossies only go for the sweetest ones. Bask in the knowledge Bertie that you are mellifluous. I have heard that rubbing a raw onion over your legs works, you'll smell like a kebab mind.

Sweet dreams sweet cheeks !

Dilly x
Aidan, Film Director





Jul 3 2009 9:33 AM

Hi Bertie my friend, I see you are set on global domination! Well Done on the sales of the CD by the way. Terrific achievement. So I'll see you on Facebook and other places.
Moving along in Canada, you wouldn't like the cold I am thinking but beauty all around. Leaving shortly for Prince Edward Island, if my plane arrives. Unlike you no jet ha ha.
Have a great week end, miss the UK a lot.

Greetz and all good fortune.

Aidan
Leila





Jul 3 2009 12:57 AM

Thanks Bertie I am doing good. Hope your holiday was great!
Cheeky kisses to you xo
♥ D ♥





Jun 29 2009 3:23 PM

Thank you for Scandinavia Bertie, much needed to escape this heat! I am so HOT! but then, you already knew that did'nt you tee hee!

I shall definately meet you for dinner this weekend, infinity? oh yes! happy days!

~Kisses~
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Jun 27 2009 1:37 AM

Yo BB passing some love to ya, put it on your expenses, pence's, classic as ever dude, have a good one, you know we all actually really love ya, its great what your coming up with are kid, up the cause, peace, Gary.
IRIS ™....."The Silver Surfer"





Jun 26 2009 9:23 PM

Hi Bertie Darling..this wasn't you !was it?hope you are having a great weekend where ever you are ,lol!lol!...Iris xxx
Outside the Bristol Zoo, in England, there is a parking lot for 150 cars and 8 coaches, or buses.
It was manned by a very pleasant attendant with a ticket machine
charging cars £1 and coaches £5
This parking attendant worked there for all of 25 years. Then, one day, he just didn't turn up for work.
"Oh well", said Bristol Zoo Management - "we'd better phone up the City Council and get them to send a new parking attendant..."
"Er ... no", said the Council"that parking lot is your responsibility."
"Er ... no", said Bristol Zoo Management, "the attendant was employed by the City Council, wasn't he?"
"Er ... NO!" insisted the Council.

Sitting in his villa somewhere on the coast of Spain, is a bloke who
had been taking the parking lot fees, estimated at £400
per day at Bristol Zoo for the last 25 years. Assuming 7 days a week,this amounts to just over £3.6 million
And no one even knows his name!
FLASH it up HARRY





Jun 26 2009 12:58 PM

Sorry have not been in contact but due to been busy at work and next week back on 5 days ,i am also doing some signwriting for a good friend of mine .........bit out of practise with it but getting there..Have 4 signs to do ..Must say i do enjoy it ...Also as well trying to get more photo work done ...But weather here as been terrible .Last night it never stopped raining with thunder and lighening until the early hours ....Hope all is well and have a good weekend Bertie Will speak again soon ...Give my love and best wishes to all your family...................Harry
KATIE





Jun 25 2009 9:10 PM

R.I.P. Farrah Fawcett

if you're interested i have a new blog up that i wrote hours before farrah passed away. cancer takes such a toll on the victim and the families. i hope that there will one day be a cure for everyone who suffers from this disease. farrah put up a courageous fight and she will be missed. xo
♥ D ♥





Jun 25 2009 1:14 AM

Bertie darling so sweet of you, I always did like Crete!

How did you find India? if you are growing bored of it by now I can always swap it for somewhere a little cooler, how about Russia?

With our little expenses arrangement I can easily afford it darling so don't be shy, Im saving, YES! saving....I want to get the moon for you one day, and I shall....

Have a beautiful week and I will meet you Friday on the yacht '0)

~Kisses~
Silver Horse Rider





Jun 24 2009 9:54 PM

Evening, Bertie darling! How can you be sick of moussaka? I LOVE it... that and spanakopita, yum! Was Crete lovely? Did you bask by the Mediterranean, drinking that licorice flavoured-stuff I can never remember the name of (because it makes me ill, but lots of people enjoy it apparently)? I do hope you got to enjoy yourself enormously, darling. Rest up and welcome home! Hugs, SHR xxx
Denis LUC





Jun 24 2009 3:24 PM

Hi Bertie
You was right, it made me smile :-)
Very funny atmospheres and true themes at the same time.
All the best.
Denis

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KATIE





Jun 19 2009 1:03 AM



just stopping by to say hi. :-) hope you're having a great week! xo
Dilys





Jun 17 2009 11:34 AM

You are too kind Bertie ! What a bit of heavy handed rouge does for a girl eh. I did as you advised and had myself a fab weekend, have a wonderous week Bertie ! Dilly x
Silver Horse Rider





Jun 14 2009 2:00 PM

Of course, there's always room for more in the Flower Pot! I'm just off to collect some more, as you see. Hope you've had an absolutely smashing weekend, Bertie darling! Hugs, SHR xxx
♥ D ♥





Jun 13 2009 12:38 AM

Its okay Bertie don't panic! Im not far away....I needed the jet darling because I had to get to India...Im trying to buy it for you!

As for the mislaid whiskey....have'nt seen it honest!

hic!
FLASH it up HARRY





Jun 12 2009 9:41 PM

Likewise to you Bertie ..So glad the artwork is of use ..Best wishes to you and your family and friends ....We are of to Bournemouth this weekend to see friends there ,so hope the weather is good ..Wil speak again soon .........
Cheers mate from all of us here in good old Somerset .
laurie jones





Jun 12 2009 6:30 PM

Hello Bertie I trust things are as mad as ever. Had a closer shifty at your stuff, Fckn hilarious! you are a star. Bertie I dont want to get too personal but I am a bit concerned you do look a little pale, maybe you should take a holiday in the caribbean and..."PUT IT ON YER FCKN EXPENSES" eheh..eh
Catch y later Laurie
Pop Haydn





Jun 12 2009 2:59 AM

Colossal Medicine Show News!

Antonio Hoyos will be joining us on the 16th of June, appearing as "The Great Antoine!"

We are delighted that this great comedic performer can join our line-up.

The Pop Haydn Post-Modern Medicine Show will be appearing at The Laugh Factory, 8001 Sunset Blvd. in Hollywood! One show at 8:00 PM.

Pop will be joined by Professor Dave Bourne and the Medicine Show Band, Rob Zabrecky, Sophie Evans, Antonio Hoyos, Phil Van Tee and Pop's Candy Girls for a wonderful show of Old Time Music, magic, comedy and variety.

It'll make you feel better!

Tickets are $20 in advance, $25 at the door.

19th Century Attire Welcome!

You can buy tickets at wwwLaughFactory.com or call: 323-6561336 ext 1.

www.PopHaydn.com
Gilly D





Jun 9 2009 8:56 AM

Start packing BB we're movin' up...Oh by the way, what do you want me to do with all these receipts? Dooo try and remember me when you're hiring a Secretary of Cake dear. Inabit XXX
KATIE





Jun 8 2009 3:50 AM

"There is some place where your specialties can shine. Somewhere that difference can be expressed. It's up to you to find it, and you can."
-- David Viscott

wishing you a beautiful new week!
IRIS ™....."The Silver Surfer"





Jun 6 2009 8:22 PM

Darling Bertie,I have just bought up the whole of the now defunct Waterford Crystal Factory to replace the crystal that the cleaners broke,as I suffer with 'Obsessive Compulsive Disorder' (Self diagnosed of course) I just could not help but buy some for me and some for my guests...I know the constituents won't mind ..is there anything you would like me to get you...all charged to expenses of course...Just be careful paparazzi Harry doesn't get to hear,lol! ...iris xx
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Jun 6 2009 2:44 PM

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Brumcast 123 ‘Bad Girl, Bad Trip’ is now ready for listening and FREE download. Go to http://brumcast.podOmatic.com for download & audio stream links. Download it free and direct from http://brumcast.podomatic.com/enclosure/2009-06-05T15_16_45-07_00.mp3
Here's this show’s playlist :-
1. The Concept:MK - This Town (4:20)
2. Lets - Renegade (1:34)
3. Ignoramus - Army Of Me Remix (2:23)
4. The Arcane Parade - Footnotes (2:57)
5. Oscar - dumb (2:39)
6. Sunset Cinema Club - Failure (4:50)
7. Lost Scenes - Ghosts (4:25)
8. Scarlet Harlots - Benefits (2:18)
9. Bastu - transgression (3:21)
10. Duller in Colour - Hold Your Rifles Head High (3:51)
11. Ultio - Guilty Until Proven Innocent (3:15)
12. Birmingham Bertie - Put it on your expenses (0:54)
13. Kid Gloves - Small town syndrome (2:10)
14. Nations Waiting - Amba Thug (2:24)
15. Chairmaker - MRI (3:55)
16. Toyko Disco - Tech (4:19)
17. The Conscripts - Scenery (3:10)
18. Chamber - ccmc (demo) (3:41)
19. Walters Ego - Neap Aether (3:52)
20. Betty & The Id - Bad Girl, Bad Trip (2:37)
21. The Destroyers - Out of Babel (4:09)
22. Sekotis - Creatures in your head (6:47)
Enjoy!
Little Chris

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