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Wesley - Stand-up Comedian's Interests
General
Love performing on stage (clothed of course), studying French, exercising, having Starbucks coffee. I have become such a double espresso junkie. It was either coffe or soda, and I chose the former because it does not contribute to man boobs.
Music
Let's face it...I am into the foreign people. They rock my world. So, of course I would be crazy for their music. My favorite is Yugoslavian folk music. Don't judge me. When you sleep with yugos you wake up jamming to Brena...what can I say?
Movies
I love "Volver", although I cannot stand that wretched mess of DNA that is called Penelope Cruz. I love the movie "Beloved" although it was only produced so Oprah could get cast in a movie. I love Oprah but she can't act. It's sad, but does she really need to earn more money by branching out and acting?
Television
Reba...I have become such a hick after leaving NC. I can't explain it. I am now even contemplating buying a pickup truck. Well, the real reason for that is mostly because I like that it has the work "pickup" in it. I love cars with sexual inuendos. Did I spell that right? I also LOVE reality weight loss shows and TLC shows like John and Kate Plus Eight.
Books
Loved, loved, loved "Beloved". "Catcher in the Rye" is another favorite. I have this totally hot image in my head of Holden. I also love David Sedaris. He is hilarious, and I would love to meet him one day. He is also from North Carolina, so we'd have lots to talk about after sex.
About me: Well, I've pretty much done more than I ever could have imagined doing growing up in tiny Fayetteville, NC! I got into stand-up comedy while living in San Francisco, was on television in LA, have met some famous people, I have been to China and Singapore, I live in the beautiful French city of Montreal. I write in my spare time and have been published in a magazine...slowly getting there! LOL!! I'm only 30, so still got a long way to go before I take it slow:)
Who I'd like to meet: I'd love to meet my idols of my youth: Linda Carter, Dolly Parton, Reba. I realize two of these choices are country music legends, and one was a super hero. If it weren't for the Wonder Woman thing, Linda Carter would so not be on my list. Honestly, the only thing she has going for her now is the Revlon thing. Doesn't she know it's all about Mary Kay? I would also love to meet Britney Spears...not cause I love her or anything. I would just to hear what the hell she saw in K-Fed! Also, I'd love to give her a Dr. Phil moment and slap her around a bit!
Hey sweets!! All is good here...we're closing on a house in about a weeks so we're packing this place up. Madelynn's doing great, new pics up on my page!! Hope things are super for you!!!
How are you......?? I am doing pretty damn good!! Always busy.... Always trying to have fun......what are your plans for this summer? I was going to go to Mallorca.....but the company we were planning the trip through went belly up.....Oh well, off to planning another trip!! I was just ready to party and have fun at the "adult" playground...def not a place to take kids!!!
Your poor eyes.....hehehe I am so worried about them =) It just cold here, I doubt we will be getting any snow. That sucks cause I wanted a free day off work..... My husband is in Florida now, tomorrow he will be in Tennessee...He is a traveling man..... ♥I get to spend my favorite "hallmark" holiday alone♥ I will look at your show Monday when I get back.....I will need a laugh then =)
Busy...I have been so busy since my husband went on vacation! Kids...work...house cleaning!! Its vacation time for me this weekend for sure. I 'm glad you got it done, maybe one day I can see you in your element...I bet your amazing.....I've read your blogs......they were to funny!
when you look at my freinds list she is the one beside kenny chesney...she still looks the same. her thing says finding beauty in......, its great to hear from you!!! miss you, bunches.
dang dude, havnt seen ya since graduation, sorry about my spelling, im sick and i went to 71st...lol. i tried looking for you a year ago and never found you. remember erica from our sr yr in health occ, she is on my freinds list. hope all is well. ttyl.
