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  • Katherine Avant

  • 82 / Female
  • Right Here, Texas, US
  • Last Login: 11/12/2009

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Interests

  • General

    CURRENT MOON


  • Music

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    My favourite "band" I suppose you call them, is Simon and Garfunkel. Always and forever. If you like good poignant music, you should listen to them. I guess the blues, folk music, and classic rock are going to be what I listen to mostly... Apparently, I like a lot of old music, there isn't much of today's music that I actually listen to. I like The Monkees, The Beatles, Johnny Cash, Robert Johnson, Fleetwood Mac, Heart, AC/DC, Metallica, Led Zepplin, Def Leppard, and whatnot. And then the music of today that I listen too, would be like System of a Down, Rob Zombie, HIM, Killswitch Engage, and a bunch of random urban music...

  • Movies

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    The Skeleton Key. Pulp Fiction. American Psycho. American Beauty. Accepted. Beetlejuice. Constantine. Scarface. Rent. Center Stage. The Craft. The Number 23. Se7en. O Brother, Where Art Thou? The Life of David Gale. Pink Floyd's The Wall. Ginger Snaps. Harold and Kumar Go To White Castle. Hostel. Super Troopers. Tenacious D and the Pick of Destiney. Team America: World Police. Pink Flamingos. This is Spinal Tap. Edward Scissorhands. Across the Universe. Hairspray. Practical Magic. Diary of a Mad Black Woman. Sleepy Hollow. The Initiation of Sarah. The Exorcist. The Prestige. About A Boy. What the Bleep Do We Know. The Breakfast Club. Moulin Rouge. Phantom of the Opera. The Sandlot. A Tale of Two Sisters. The Whishing Stairs. Nightmare Before Christmas. May. Toolbox Murders. The Crucible. Rocky Horror Picture Show. Shaun of the Dead. Hot Fuzz. The Blair Witch Project. I Am Legend. Amelie. Au Revoir Les Enfants. Don't Look In The Basement. A Christmas Story. Christmas Vacation. Love Actually. And the Muppet Movies.
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  • Television

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    Criminal Minds. Paranormal State. In Treatment. Penn and Teller: Bullshit. Carl Sagan's Cosmos. Judge Judy. South Park. Most Evil. Ghost Hunters. The Office. Chapelle Show. Mythbusters. House. Mad Mad House. Sex and the City. The Simpsons. King of the Hill. Aqua Teen Hunger Force. Family Guy. Squidbillies. and Degrassi. Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting



    National Geographic News

  • Books

    Around the World in Eighty Days. 1984. Animal Farm. The God Delusion. A Clockwork Orange. The DSM. Girl, Interrupted. The Bell Jar. About A Boy. Dead Air. Abbadon. The Harry Potter Books. The Mists of Avalon. Beowulf. Le Morte De Arthur. Helter Skelter. The Screwtape Letters. The Silmarillion. Cantebury Tales. P.S. Your Cat is Dead. Wicked. In Search of Dracula. The Portrait of Dorian Grey. The Turn of the Screw. Sense and Sensability. The Secret Garden. The Jungle Book. Emma. The Collected Works of Edgar Allen Poe. The Illiad. The Odyssey. Much Ado About Nothing. A Midsummer Night's Dream. Hamlet. Macbeth. Jane Eyre. The Adventures of Tom Sawyer. The Chronicles of Narnia. The Lord of the Rings. The Serpent and the Rainbow. The Strange Case of Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde. Treasure Island. The Three Musketeers. War of the Worlds. The Time Machine. In God We Trust All Others Pay Cash.

  • Heroes

    Me and that John Stossel guy.

Details

  • Status: Single
  • Here for: Networking, Friends
  • Hometown: Im from a town called none-a your goddamn business
  • Orientation: Bi
  • Body type: 5' 3" / Average
  • Ethnicity: White / Caucasian
  • Religion: Other
  • Zodiac Sign: Scorpio
  • Children: I don't want kids
  • Smoke: No
  • Education: In college
  • Occupation: Nothing
  • Income: $150,000 to $250,000

Schools

  • Weatherford College

    • Weatherford, TX
    • Graduated: N/A
    • Degree: Bachelor's Degree
    • Major: Psychology
    • Minor: Biology
    • Clubs: Psych Club - President and Secretary.
    • Greek: Pi Alpha Nu
    2006 to 2008

  • Springtown H S

    • Springtown, TX
    • Graduated: 2005
    • Student status: Alumni
    • Degree: High School Diploma
    2004 to 2005

Companies

  • Microsoft

    • Las Colinas, Texas US

Blurbs

About me:

I'm Katherine. If you didn't know that before now, then you need to go away. That's sort of a requirement of mine... you should know my name.

I once had a ton of haiku's on here... then something terrible happened and they all disappeared. At first I was in denial, then I was angry, then I tried to bargin, I then was totally depressed but now I've accepted it.
Thank you Ms Kubler-Ross.

clockwork

Mitch Hedberg mitch hedberg Mitch Hedberg Mitch Hedberg RIP Mitch Hedberg
Mitch hedberg

Mitch Hedberg
Rest In Peace
|SOME RANDOM QUOTES BY ME|
"Dude. Stop eating the DAMN HOT POCKETS!!!"

"What good is a hamster if you can't name him NORMAN THE DARK HEALER?"

"Did Daddy give you your fishies?" (ok.. so the fishie one wasn't said by me...)

"Well CLE-DAMN! How are we supposed to order tacos now?"

"You look to me like the kind of person who would appreciate the fact that the exorcist is such a dumb movie, but you just love watching it."

"Look darling, you're never going to be a world famous pizza maker with that attitude"

"Jesus says: Everybody hates Tom Cruise. Poor kid."

"I'LL BE HONEST WITH YOU... I HATE MOST PEOPLE. IF YOU THINK I HATE YOU, I PROBABLY DO.... wait no I'm sorry I'm kidding I love you"

"PLUMERIA!! Why did you spray PLUMERIA PLUMERIA PLUMERIA PLUMERIA PLUMERIA in my EYES??"

"THINK TWICE BEFORE ASKING FOR NIPPLE ICE!"

"I want an orange car... so that I can drive around and say "Here Comes Orangie!"

"Whatever happened to toilet paper?"

"I refuse to believe that the size of the tongue is simply for cosmetic reasons."

"What kinda dumbass owns a damn movie that they don't even like?"

"I think that dudes should always wear a vest. It just looks classy."

"How many times do I have to jump up and down before you'll notice that this board is loose?"

"I only date people who's asses I know I can kick."




Who I'd like to meet:

THIS GUY:




and this guy:



Emo Philips on Religion
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