"Growing up, COMEDIAN LISA MYERS stood out as an oddball in a sea of flannel shirts and John Deere caps in the small coastal town she grew up in. Born into a community of Scandinavians and hillbillies, she ran screaming for the big city as soon as she was able. On her path, the mouthy kid blossomed into a fully functioning funny broad.
Part trucker, part pin-up girl, Lisa’s in-your-face comedy stretches the audience to the limits of taboo and perception, quickly establishing that she is not your typical “lady comic”. Whether she’s performing to a crowd of 10 or 10,000, her sardonic personality and less-than-demure attitude emerge on stage with attention grabbing and thought provoking humor.
Having tackled venues from Seattle to Hollywood, and having recently performed alongside Robin Williams, Lisa is now sharing her act with most places in-between"
Website
bitchcomic.com
Influences
RICHARD PRYOR
BILL HICKS
MITCH HEDBERG
ROSEANNE BARR
EDDIE MOTHERFUCKIN IZZARD
YOUR MOM
Members
WTF...
TV Shows
You may have seen me on the 2006 season of "Last Comic Standing".
No, I didn’t make it to the finals, but for about 10 seconds on the first episode, I’m the fat, hungover chick wearing clothes that don’t fit right waving to no one in particular after spending the night sleeping on the sidewalk.
So hot.
UPDATE:
2008 LCS auditions: I totally saw my leg in one of the clips.
Films
Comedy Ain’t for the Money
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1134809/
Albums
HOT & BOTHERED (Unreleased)
Lisa Myers's Interests
General
TO ALL MY LEZ & LEZ FRIENDLY GODDESSES..
Click the link below to check out Curves Magazine - now on Myspace!
How awesome is this picture? Shit like this makes me smile:
A.) I look like a whale shark
B.) I've never been accused of what the title implies
C.) Go to Hulu.com and give me stars - like five even if you think I suck because it's for the children. Thank.
A.) I look like a whale shark in this video
B.) Seriously, I look like I swallowed Delta Burke
C.) I've never been accused of being what the title before you hit 'play' suggests.
and
D.) Go to www.hulu.com and log in or register and give me a nice rating. Please and thank you.
It makes me feel special. Even if you hate the fucking flower in my hair.
“Wow. That was great. We love your energy, and you’re really a funny lady!
Just uh...well, this is a family show…”
Bob & Ross
Judges from Last Comic Standing
Season 4
LATEST NEWS:
I'm back out from under my rock. See gig calendar above for more details. I MISSED YOU!
That's, right. Their monthly feature, "Ten Reasons We Love..." is all about YOURS TRULY in their December issue! I am so honored to grace their pages. SO HAPPY! WEEE!
*squeals with giddiness!*
(Yeah, that's right, I squealed. With giddiness even!)
Dropping by to wish you the best day ever and tomorrow do the same. If you have the means please give a couple of dollars to charity. Be it to fight Diabetes, Asthma, Cancer, Hunger, AIDS, or any other cause that touches your heart. I know of no better feeling than what you feel when you make another person’s day a little better. Bill
Hope everything is going well. Below is a recent video of Jesse having a good time. We lost power for a little while and he decided to make this hat out of Foil. LOL I hope you like it. See all videos at http://www.youtube.com/ncweb76 I also post recent videos to my blog on myspace.
Again thanks for being a friend and don't be a stranger.. :) Nick
Hope everything is going well. Below is a recent video. I hope you like it. It was the first time I played with a green screen. Enjoy. See all videos at http://www.youtube.com/ncweb76 I also post recent videos to my blog on myspace.
Again thanks for being a friend and don't be a stranger..you can even call us at 704-817-2249
Hey Lisa. Sorry for the late reply. It's been a rough year. I hope all is well. How's the comedy going my friend? Was just thinking about your funny story about when you catered.
Thanks a lot for the add(s)! You're totally fucking hot. I'd be happy to rock out for you as an opener or something like that anytime. If you hit Portland I'll come to your show if you come to mine! Cheers.
Thanks for the comment. You know, a few people have confused us... I consider you my San Jose doppelganger. The biggest difference is you actually get on stage. I just hang outside comedy shows smoking cigarettes. Let me know when you are performing in San Francisco. I would love to see you!
Hi jim rose here. yes im the actor who plays the caveman on the commercials so now you have something to tease me about the next time we see each other. Im going to be in your area in the summer hosting rock shows and writing a new book about the people I meet on the road. We should throw a small party together. If you want to hang out ,message me at my other site here www. myspace. com/toohotforfizzle or go to my top friend(same site) We dont read the messages at the circus site. we are getting too many to handle there There are too many there and hard to manage
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