Pusher. Of. Pens.

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  • Alyce Hayes

  • 23 / Female
  • Chi-Town, Illinois, US
  • Last Login: 11/28/2009

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Interests

  • General

    Everything, especially myself, and others. ;)
  • Music

    I don't do lists. I like all music...ALL music. That even includes a little country.*legasp! country, she said?!* Of course, I do lean toward the Alternative, Hard, Metal, Happy Japanese Rock/Pop and I'm a little more into Classical.
  • Movies

    Anything that makes me laugh, or cry, or wonder about life. Things that gross me out, inspire me, remind me... if it's titillating, I'm watching.
  • Television

    No cable. I watch Hulu.com. But I love Lie To Me, Family Guy, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Dexter, The Chelsea Handler Show, Venture Bros., Sex and the City, The L Word, Will and Grace...Real Sex...yep.
  • Books

    Books are fun. Here's a few: The Second Sex, Pure, The Picture of Dorian Gray, The Age of Innocence, The Devil Wears Prada, Kiss of Death, Twilight, Dirty Red, Mysterious Skin, Cheaters, Between Lovers, Emma, Valley of the Dolls, Interview with the Vampire, Modern Girl's guide to Life, Betty & Veronica Double Digest.
  • Heroes

    My mother. My father. Tyrie. Robert. People who are independent, strong, and willing to face adversity. People who know what they want and never settle for less. People who can have deep conversations, and share toilet humor. Those who get up and do, not sit back and whine about the shit they have to deal with. People who can laugh at themselves, and live life without (too many) regrets.

Details

  • Status: Swinger
  • Here for: Networking, Friends
  • Height: 5' 0"
  • Ethnicity: Black / African descent
  • Zodiac Sign: Leo
  • Children: I don't want kids
  • Smoke / Drink: No / Yes
  • Education: Some college
  • Occupation: Stenographer of the Imagination

Networking

Blurbs

About me:

*I'm a female. A short one. Who is failing miserably at becoming a vegetarian. *I love lamp. And tea. And Crosswords. And wine. And rice. And the word "and".

*I'm pretty sure I'm a writer. I love to perform (singing and rocking out), and wish I had the attention span to take pictures all the time. I'm teaching myself to sew so that I can make my own kick ass threads.

*I have an unhealthy obsession with vampires, vampirism, vampiric folklore/literature/history.

*Sometimes I like to compare myself to Jenny from 'The L Word' because she's a writer, and fucking nuts, and absolutely adorable. But she actually published a novel.

*I have a bellybutton. And six tattoos (so far). I love body mods...the ink, the holes, the color...it's delicious.

*Big words make me pant. In the good way. Not the "I have no sweat glands" way.

*I will keep you interested with my biting sarcasm and wit, my surprisingly morbid jokes, and sporadic outbreaks of insanity, which I know are becoming more frequent.

So you know, go ahead. Love me. Try to be me. Get really jealous and attempt to take over my life. It'll be good material for my next story.

Vote for me!

That one black chick ;-*

Who I'd like to meet:

You, silly ;) And when I say 'you', I mean anyone who likes the arts, live/local bands, going to see them (*ahem* WITH ME). People who like to make random Blockbuster/Chinese Food runs right before midnight, dancing, head banging to "Knights of Cydonia" in the car parked in the middle of the street, hanging at coffee shops for hours on end. Vegetarians, Gay people, Vampires, people who don't care that I swear and drink. People who like to read, write, and expand the noodle, and are willing to try new things. Like vampirism. People with goals, some sort of direction in life, who constantly try to improve themselves. I don't think I'm asking too much. Do you?

Comments

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  • GageGage Guillotine Online Now!

    Nov 15 2009 6:16 PM

    Just wanted to say it :)
  • GageGage Guillotine Online Now!

    Nov 3 2009 11:52 PM

    Awesomeness
  • GageGage Guillotine Online Now!

    Oct 22 2009 3:55 AM

    Buckle down!
  • HAUSHaus Haus Online Now!

    Oct 1 2009 5:27 PM

    Aaaaaaaallllllllllllllllyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyycccccccccccccccccccccceeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!! ;-D
  • L

    Aug 11 2009 8:11 AM

    Hmmm I wonder how many ways I can leave you a message via technology???? Here's 1...Hi
  • Jul 19 2009 6:18 PM

    Hey Pusher. Of. Pens., we need your help with the “89X Im with the band” contest. Come out to the show @ TNT’S July 23rd and cast your vote for Core Effect at the door, If you can’t make it to the show then be sure to visit www.myspace.com/89ximwiththeband where you can vote once every 24 hours starting July 17th.
    Rock on,
    Core Effect
  • L

    Jul 19 2009 6:17 PM

    What an awesome day!! Watch out Chi-town here comes HAM...lol
  • L

    Jun 17 2009 1:43 PM

    Xoxoxoxoxoxoox
  • Apr 22 2009 6:11 PM

    Hey, how ya doing? When are you going to Chicago?
  • L

    Apr 16 2009 6:36 PM

    Hello babe,

    Have a great day!!
  • GageGage Guillotine Online Now!

    Mar 23 2009 4:25 AM

    it is!
  • GageGage Guillotine Online Now!

    Mar 21 2009 11:10 PM

    Congratulations!
  • Mar 21 2009 7:11 PM

    GRATZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • L

    Mar 20 2009 5:24 AM

    Wow I didn't know you were that much of a cookie monstor...lol I can't wait to see you today
  • L

    Mar 19 2009 7:46 AM

    I read all three and I think there great baby!! You did a wonderful job and I was a little spooked walking around the station in the dark...lol
  • Mar 14 2009 7:48 PM

    Congratulations!!!
  • L

    Mar 4 2009 5:14 AM

    So eventually I'm going to get to read the first two chapters of your story...I shall do it this weekend!!
  • L

    Mar 2 2009 5:55 PM

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mJVM21ER5S0 <br /> <br />Check out this video baby...xoxo
  • L

    Feb 21 2009 4:27 PM

    Hey I made your top friends...awe I'm special!!
  • L

    Feb 18 2009 5:17 AM

    Hey there baby...Happy Hump Day!!!
  • Jan 19 2009 8:41 PM

    I just wanted to stop by, say 'hi' and let you know my debut album 'Be In Want' is being released on Valentine's Day! It's currently available for pre-order, but you can listen to some of the tracks on my myspace!
    <3
  • Jan 14 2009 4:46 PM

    hiiii megan!! :D
    how have yooou been??
    hope all is well, but im seeing heather today and i think we might be seein you tonight tooo :D
  • Jan 9 2009 4:22 PM

    I'll have to talk to Janey... I'm planning on caling in sick on monday night If you wanna hang out. I have court on Tuesday mornin. So nothin too crazy...
  • Jan 9 2009 4:09 AM

    Unfortunatly on saturday I have to work. Janey wants to get together for lunch and stop by rominelli's some time. I was thinkin Wednesday I know you prolly have work but... Let me know.
  • Jan 8 2009 8:51 AM

    Hey B-E-A-utifull when we hangin out?? Miss ya luv ya