BlackBart
BlackBart The Merciless Lord and Master of My Destiny

Male
39 years old
MOUNTAINAIR, New Mexico
United States



Last Login: 11/29/2009
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    BlackBart's Interests
GeneralMud bog racing,
rock crawling,
survival/preparedness,
grail lore,
archeology,
paleontology,
occult studies,
pro wrestling,
tai chi,
ancient history,
secret societies,
Egyptology,
cryptology,
basically anything naughty and unorthodox. My hobbies include undoing the psychological damage done to people by organized religion.
I also enjoy being passed over by women for wife beating alcoholics, drug addicts, scumbags, shitheads, idiots and losers. (my personal favorite.) Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket
MusicMetal, Punk, New Age, Classical, Bluegrass, southern rock, anything but Rap/HipHop or Cuntry.
Rammstein, Metallica, Lynyrd Skynyrd, AFI, Andrew WK, Blink 182, Dire Straits, The Bangles, Cyndi Lauper, The Cars, Enya, Ace of Bass, Mediaeval Baebes, Godsmack, Primus. Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket
MoviesRaiders of the Lost Ark-Temple of Doom-Last Crusade
Jurassic Park 1,2,3.
Hatari!
The God's Must Be Crazy 1,2.
Crocodile Dundee.
The Mummy- Returns- Scorpion King
Conan the Barbarian- Conan the Destroyer- Red Sonja
Terminator 1,2,3
Kill Bill 1,2
Hero
Flags of our Fathers
Tombraider 1,2 Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket
TelevisionNCIS,
House,
The Unit,
WWE RAW,
WWE Smackdown,
The Simpsons,
South Park,
Monster Jam,
Extreme 4x4,
Stacey David's Gearz,
Relic Hunter,
How It's made,
Crocodile Hunter,
American Chopper,
MXC,
Ninja Warrior.
History Channel,
PBS,
Discovery channel,
Animal Planet Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket
BooksAnything by Douglas Preston and Lincoln Child.
The Legacy of Heorot, and Beowulf's Children by Lary Niven and Jerry Pournelle.
Anything by Graham Hancock.
Anything by Sir Lawrence Gardener.
HeroesArnold Schwarzenegger, Ivan Stewart, Granville King, Mickey Thompson, Walker Evans, Bob Chandler, Dennis Anderson, General Patton, George Washington, Mark Twain, the Deacon of the Deez, My grandparents, and my parents, our founding fathers, Stephen Spielberg, George Lucas. Most of all, those who shed their blood for the cause of Liberty, The people in the Armed Forces.
My favorite quotes:
Civilized men are more discourteous than savages because they know they can be impolite without having their skulls split, as a general thing. Conan the Cimmerian- The Tower of the Elephant
Now I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor dumb bastard die for his country.-Unknown
tell me about yourself - the survey
Name:Black Bart, God of Machines
Birthday:Suit
Birthplace:My mom's hoohah
Current Location:Your mom's hoohah
Eye Color:Wrath Brown
Hair Color:Black
Height:6'0 on top of the world
Right Handed or Left Handed:Right makes might
Your Heritage:A cowboy, an evil geinus, a chalice bearer, probably a horse thief or two.
The Shoes You Wore Today:Hiking boots
Your Weakness:Evidently uninterested women.
Your Fears:Janet Reno and Hillary Clinton having a child together.
Your Perfect Pizza:A bit of every dead animal.
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year:
Thoughts First Waking Up:It's gonna be a good day, Tater.
Your Best Physical Feature:My flawless body.
Your Bedtime:Whenever I feel like it.
Your Most Missed Memory:Going to the river with that hard headed woman.
Pepsi or Coke:Faggy fruity drinks.
MacDonalds or Burger King:China Star
Single or Group Dates:I don't like dates, I like figs better.
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea:Green tea.
Chocolate or Vanilla:I like both at the same time. It's a yin/yang thing.
Cappuccino or Coffee:Neether! 90 wt. gear oil.
Do you Smoke:For a while after the flames are put out.
Do you Swear:I'm a goddamn Mechanic, what do you think?
Do you Sing:Quite well, thank you.
Do you Shower Daily:Not so far.
Have you Been in Love:Yep. never quite works out does it?
Do you want to go to College:No, I am too smart for my own good as it is.
Do you want to get Married:If I can find a willing participant.
Do you belive in yourself:Sometimes I think I might exist.
Do you get Motion Sickness:Mostly when some joker thinks he is Mario Andretti through the Black Range.
Do you think you are Attractive:Only to unavailable women.
&..39;Are you a Health Freak:'No, freaks are creepy.
Do you like Thunderstorms:Next best thing to having sex.
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol:no.
In the past month have you Smoked:no, I don't mess with propane around open flames anymore.
In the past month have you been on Drugs:I have never been on drugs.
In the past month have you gone on a Date:Nope.
In the past month have you gone to a Mall:Yep.
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos:no.
In the past month have you eaten Sushi:no.
In the past month have you been on Stage:no.
In the past month have you been Dumped:Dumped, I don't know, is being ignored the same as dumped?
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping:No.
In the past month have you Stolen Anything:I am taking away any hope of humanity's survival, one nefarious act at a time.
Ever been Drunk:Somewhat.
Ever been called a Tease:No.
Ever been Beaten up:No, just beaten off.
Ever Shoplifted:no.
How do you want to Die:I don't want to die.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up:Treasure hunter, explorer, a filthy stinking rich bastard.
What country would you most like to Visit:China.
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color:All colors
Favourite Hair Color:All colors
Short or Long Hair:Depends on the personality.
Height:Doesn't matter
Weight:Light enough I can still pick her up.
Best Clothing Style:Goth, tomboy, Lara Croft
Number of Drugs I have taken:None. Needs to be bright.
Number of CDs I own:???
Number of Piercings:The fewer the better.
Number of Tattoos:The fewer the better.
Number of things in my Past I Regret:Regrets just disrespect who you are today.

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     BlackBart's Details
Status:Single
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Mountainair, New Mexico
Religion:Taoist
Zodiac Sign:Gemini
Smoke / Drink:No / No
Children:Someday
Education:Some college
Income:Less than $30,000

   BlackBart's Schools
Mountainair High
Mountainair, NM
Graduated: N/A
Student status: Alumni
Degree: None
 

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About me:
I am a sick person who enjoys obscene amounts of horsepower, large four wheel drive vehicles, killing trees, eating anything that doesn't try to eat me first.
I work on the family ranch here in New Mexico. I am a mechanic, welder, and uncertified engineer. Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket MySpace Layouts - funmunch.com
Who I'd like to meet:
In general, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Ivan Stewart, Vince McMahon, Donald Trump, Sir Lawrence Gardener.
In a woman, I'd like to meet a woman who first KNOWS she is a woman, one who likes motor sports, off roading, and who can live away from town.
Prefer a woman who is smart enough/ has enough self esteem to appreciate a man who will treat them well.
Tomboy is a plus, don't want some spoiled insecure brainless princess/cheerleader.
A woman who likes vintage automobiles is a must.
Lara Croft, are you out there?



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Oct 2 2009 9:45 PM

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Jul 23 2009 4:25 PM

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May 23 2009 7:31 PM

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Dec 9 2008 3:43 AM


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Oct 16 2008 7:40 PM

HEY BRO, WHATS NEW IN MOUNTAINAIR?
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Jul 7 2008 2:34 PM

But it's sure a sweet lookin truck! I shouldn't have gotten rid of my Toyota. I miss that thing (even though i drove it for 15 years.
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May 25 2008 3:32 PM

DELIVERANCE my film now in English !!!

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My first independant movie "Deliverance" in which I play the 3rd part, is available in French and English.

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Filmed in Switzerland and Myanmar !
This 2 hours film is free to download via this website:
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Hope you'll like it and don't forget to let your impressions here !
Just don't forget that it's really an independant and 100% amateur film.
No professionals, no technicians, no material, no money.
Only the pleasure to make a movie.

Enjoy and talk of it to your contacts !
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PS : You can see pictures of the movie in my gallery ;D
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Nov 30 2007 5:54 PM

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