Black Beard
"Hell hath no fury like me!!!"

Male
26 years old
Melbourne, Florida
United States



Last Login: 7/3/2008
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General
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Black Beard's Past Lives

V V V
1122 BC: A fisher
1334 AD: A pirate
1793 AD: A rum runner
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MusicAll kinds of Music. I do mean ALL kinds. I do prefer metal though. You should listen to Who Was I
MoviesI'm such a nerd. All the Star Wars except Episode 1. Lord of the Rings. X-Men 1,2 and 3, SLAP SHOT and a lot more others.
TelevisionEverything Adult Swim except when they show the Japanese Anime...I just dont get Anime.
BooksThe Dirt, The Dirt, The Dirt and did I mention The Dirt.
HeroesAnyone who can dare to be themselves.
Groups: the friday night lonely hearts clubPara/Quad's on wheelsSGFLblackbeards crewKittie Official Myspace GroupHouse of Pain Institute of Professional Wrestling and Miletich Fighting SystemsFire 4 Desire: Fans of Shelly MartinezSpinal Cord Injury/ Disability crew

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     Black Beard's Details
Status:Single
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:I moved around alot. Never a a town to call home.
Body type:8' 11"
Ethnicity:White / Caucasian
Zodiac Sign:Libra
Smoke / Drink:No / Yes
Children:Someday
Education:College graduate
Occupation:Radio

   Black Beard's Schools
Kaukauna Hi
Kaukauna,Wisconsin
Graduated: 2000
Student status: Alumni
Degree: High School Diploma
 

1996 to 2000

   Black Beard's Networking
Radio - Talent - DJ


   Black Beard's Companies
Cumulus Broadcasting
Melbourne, FL US
On-Air Personality. 11:30am to 3pm
Pirate 95.9

June 04' - Present



Black Beard is The Union Jack...tick tock tick tock

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   Black Beard's Blurbs
About me:
I'm Black Beard from Pirate 95.9. Yup...that about sums it up. If you really want to know me you will just have to contact me and ask or just read the following about me:

Black Beard loves drinking hot green tea
Black Beard often desires crab legs
Black Beard desperately needs a housekeeper
Black Beard prefers boxers to briefs and boxer briefs to boxers
Black Beard sleeps a lot
Black Beard has been known to hibernate at least once a week
Black Beard 's typical bedtime is 10:30 a.m.
Black Beard ideally likes to wake up at on his own merit
Black Beard keeps his checkbook balanced
Black Beard loathes having to get up early
Black Beard always returns text messages... eventually
Black Beard says what he means, and means what he says
Black Beard throws in strange movie quotes into almost all his conversations
Black Beard usually exceeds the speed limit
Black Beard has had his driver’s license suspended 5 times
Black Beard drove/moved to Florida while on a suspended license
Black Beard understands why people say MySpace is addictive
Black Beard 's favorite college sports team is University of Wisconsin Badgers
Black Beard 's favorite number is nine
Black Beard prefers Pepsi over Coke
Black Beard always orders his steak and hamburgers cooked medium
Black Beard is a fan of Pad Thai
Black Beard absolutely hates and despises mustard
Black Beard hates when people talk to him after eating olives
Black Beard has never hung the phone up during a conversation
Black Beard is known to enjoy high amounts of cheetos
Black Beard’s all time favorite soda is Hi-C Orange Soda from McDonalds
Black Beard can usually be found at various Wal-Marts at 3-4 am
Black Beard is a typical Wisconsinite in the fact that he has a huge love for cheese
Black Beard’s top 4 front teeth are fake
Black Beard has had over 100 stitches in the since 1994
Black Beard is surprising smart when it comes to Science
Black Beard still has the Periodatical Table memorized
Black Beard does not know his Times Table
Black Beard has an incredibly high pain tolerance
Black Beard will fight for any of his friends
Black Beard is incredibly loyal
Black Beard technically shouldn’t have graduated High School
Black Beard was kicked out of the first college he attended (Fox Valley Technical College)
Black Beard like referring to himself in the 3rd person
Black Beard wonders if it’s possible to refer to himself in the 4th person
Black Beard has invented a wrestling move called “The Sober Effect”
Black Beard is waiting for someone to act stupid towards him so he can use “The Sober Effect”
Black Beard enjoys ham
Black Beard enjoys Taco Bell at anytime of day or night
Black Beard wonders if he is coming off as a pretentious prick by writing all these facts about him
Black Beard enjoys stuff
Black Beard is actually a lot smarter then he lets off
Black Beard is very shy
Black Beard is very quiet and wont talk much until he gets to know someone better
Black Beard finds at least a dollar bill on the ground every few months
Black Beard’s beard is naturally black
Black Beard’s natural hair color is very dark brown
Black Beard has never had a cavity
Black Beard’s goal is to be a Voice Actor
Black Beard can make anyone laugh…if he wants to
Black Beard is very OCD about locked doors
Black Beard all time favorite b-day gifts have been from his sister
Black Beard hates Hulk Hogan
Black Beard only needs to watch a movie a few times before having it memorized in full
Black Beard is a Star Wars nerd
Black Beard is X-Men nerd
Black Beard is a Pro-Wrestling nerd
Black Beard likes a lot of different kinds of music
Black Beard jokes around more then being serious
Black Beard is unsure what else he can tell you about himself
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Who I'd like to meet:
The me from years ago and warn him about the future and give myself the winning lottery numbers and people who are good at spelling! I love when people spell correctly and hate when people dont.
You scored as Gambit. Gambit is another loner character. He loves Rogue. He has a very cool deboner personality. He's done things in his past that he's not proud of but he atones for his actions by fighting for peace with the X-Men. His weapon of choice is the playing card. Powers: Charges objects with kinetic energy by touching them, then they explode like grenades.

Gambit

95%

Iceman

80%

Rogue

80%

Emma Frost

75%

Wolverine

70%

Colossus

70%

Storm

65%

Jean Grey

60%

Nightcrawler

30%

Beast

20%

Cyclops

20%

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Black Beard has 453 friends.
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Black Beard's Friends Comments
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Jul 2 2008 4:46 AM

Eric! We just finished the preview for "The Dead Walk". Check it out!

adrianna marie [B&B]





Jun 30 2008 6:19 AM

hey there. :]

how have you been doing?
Bobby Death





Jun 20 2008 5:43 PM

A Who Was I bootleg!


Adam On The Air





May 29 2008 12:17 PM

Hey look everyone - it's CLEAR BEARD!
Jean-Claude Mornard





May 29 2008 2:03 AM

Many thanks for the add.
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Who Was I





May 22 2008 8:33 PM

Whats up bro see you soon. wwihref="http://s8. photobucket. com/albums/a41/WhoWasI/?action=view¤t=metro5-29-08-1. jpg" target="_blank">Photobucket..
Scotty WAD(The Weapon of Ass Destruction)





May 19 2008 7:32 AM

Say It Ain't So!
DeNiro told me Sat. Night at The Money
Shot Gig!
Dude Most Us Warlocks Grow Long Scraggly Beards & Go-T's to hide our
Double Chins! It's just one less self
confidance issue I've got to deal with
the next day when I Tell the latest
"Pole Slider" Call A Cab - Get out'a
my fuckin' house!
I Din't Care! You Work where!
Cocoa Beach Inner Room! Cheetos!
That's Cheaters & Lido's Togeather!
W/ Respect Black Beard,
Scotty Wad 1%er
Warlocks M G
Comment Back Or My Warlock Brothers
Won't Build You A Trike! P.S. If these
Bitches only Knew That Facial Hair has
The Stunning Resemblacne of The Hair around My Cock & Balls, They'd All
go Full Time "Lick-a-lata-Puss"
Who Was I





May 9 2008 10:35 AM

Dude, you have the fucked uptest pictures of yourself.....Scheidde!!!!
Rayna





Apr 23 2008 7:23 AM

OMG!!!
Empyrean





Apr 18 2008 8:16 AM

Thanks for checking us out!


CeeJay @ 107.1 A1A





Apr 8 2008 4:34 PM

Thanks dude, it's been great so far. If your not busy I have a friend of mine from Indiana and I forget what there names are. They are performing somewhere in Indialantic over by Tootsies tommorrow night. County Line Friday night and Metro Sat. Figured I would let you know they are really good. Let me know if your interested.
Who Was I





Apr 4 2008 11:02 PM

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Mar 30 2008 7:25 PM

Click for pics and info
PaulNikon





Mar 28 2008 2:11 AM

Thanks.
Manda





Mar 25 2008 1:35 PM

hit me up if youre ever in the fort myers area.
thats where i be keepin it real
Manda





Mar 25 2008 5:31 AM

thanks for adding me. It was really cool to meet ya the other day.
Stay Brutal |m|
-Pumpkin
Ryan Schultz Photography





Mar 22 2008 5:18 PM



HaPpY eAsTeR, eNjOy ThE PEEP sHoW! HA!!!
Domination at its best!!!





Mar 22 2008 1:50 PM

Webfetti.com


Happy Easter Black Beard!!!
adrianna marie [B&B]





Mar 21 2008 6:18 AM

ahhh omg.
i cant believe tonights
your last show.
><
Rachel





Mar 19 2008 11:39 AM

I read the board in the Pirate studio.
Congrats on Monday!! Yay!
The Open Mind





Mar 17 2008 12:22 PM

I just wanted to share this press release about my dear friend Guy with you in the hope that it will inspire you as much as it inspires me. To me Guy’s story proves that if we put our mind to it, we can achieve anything. wishing you a beautiful day!

Back On His Feet Despite All The Odds

In 2003 Guy Harris was involved in a road traffic accident where he suffered an L1 complete spinal cord injury, leaving him paralysed from the waist down. Doctors told him categorically that he would “never walk again.”

Once he found treatment Within 5 months Guy was feeling sensations and kicking his legs. Within 10 months he was training to stand. Within 1 year he was learning to take steps on a frame. And today he is training to walk on crutches. All achieved naturally by utilising the power of his mind….

To read the full press release and to view footage of his progress please visit my blog at:

http://blog. myspace. com/index. cfmfuseaction=blog. view&friendID=286282438&blogID=366753683

www. revolutionaryfreedom. com
Bobby Death





Mar 10 2008 9:55 AM

Bobby Death will be giving tickets away and more come and party with Bury the Broken, Jon The Liar, and Getcha Pull on Saturday March 15th, 2008

The Dead Walk





Mar 9 2008 8:19 PM

Thought you'd like to see this! I lost count how many times you are in this...

The Dead Walk trailer from RoadKill Cinema Productions
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KRISTY





Mar 7 2008 4:37 AM

sorry! i changed it . how have you been?
Dannie





Mar 6 2008 1:45 PM

ooh a day playing a zombie in the background! LOL. what coolness!
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