so the other weekend...i was fuckin wrecked @ a bar in brooklyn, and there i was minding my own business...near the DJ, trying not to fall over. next thing i know...i was making out with a chick...who looked like you! like no shit...except, bout 4 or more inches shorter. she started being way too aggressive and grabbing at me (and my personal belongings) in a manner that i just wasn't down with in "public" so i ended up slippin out the door before things got any weirder. but at any rate...seeing as drunk as i was...i can't even recall her actual face. when i think of it...i see yours instead! weird? maybe i can sing her roy orbison, if i ever see her again haha :P
i was so drunk, ,
coming back to the party would have
ment, , , probably , , hookinupwithfatchick
, , , which is awesome, ,
but you came with don
ohsnap..
i know its kinda far from where you be's. and i don't know if you will have moved by then. but come to this! you won't regret it. and tell audrey to come too haha.
ventura is like an hour northwest of la righto n the coast but its still kinda up in the air if i am going or not if i did it wouldn't be till january and ps how the fuck do u know carmine
i won't even get out of bed until you get over here and shelac my face; i look like Joan Rivers left in direct sunlight for a week in the Mohave Desert. I'm friggin melting. shmelp me.
