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CHRIS EDWARDS
"I always keep my pain in my back pocket. Just in case!"

Male
72 years old
COSTA MESA, CALIFORNIA
United States



Last Login: 5/11/2008
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    CHRIS EDWARDS's Comedian Bio
BioI was born, then some stuff happened here and there, now i’m writing this. That brings us up to date!
InfluencesCosby, Pryor, Murphy, Stanhope, Mom, Dad, My Brother, That wierd dude that hangs out by my liquor store, Booze.
MembersAlex, Eddie, Jacob, Josh, Marc, Kristian, Steve, and a few others
FilmsThe award winning short film "Arc". 2004 Written and Directed by Steve Gelder, where Chris played a shop owner. Chris Also appeared in "Jacob The White Ninja" As henchmen number 2. 1991 . A ground breaking role that changed the way henchmen where played forever.

    CHRIS EDWARDS's Interests
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MusicJay-Z, DMX, Tupac, Biggie Smalls, Tribe Called Quest, X-Clan, "Cee-Lo Green" is the man, Al Green, Frank Sinatra aka "the Pasty Gangsta," Marvin Gaye, and Otis Redding. My white guy music: Foo Fighters, Nirvana, Elton John, CCR, whoever sings "The Boys are Back in Town"
MoviesBoondock Saints, Fight Club, Young Frankenstein, Comedian, Airplane, Animal House, Roger Dodger, Friday Night Lights, Backstage, and really bad horror movies.
TelevisionSimpsons, Family Guy, Nip/Tuck, The Boondocks, Adult Swim, Heroes, No Reservations w/ Anthony Bordain, and Touched by an Angel
BooksAmerican Scream, Art of War, Tao Te Ching, Maxim, The Unannointed, Anything about monkeys.
Heroes.. width="425" height="350">..> Robert Evans, Richard Pryor, Sammy Davis Jr., Martin Luther King, of course...You go to hell if you don't put Martin Luther King, that's how it happens to you...And the inventor of Dollar Drink Night.

      CHRIS EDWARDS's Details
Status:Single
Here for:Networking, Friends
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Costa Mesa CA 92626
Body type:5' 10" / Athletic
Ethnicity:Black / African descent
Religion:Other
Zodiac Sign:Pisces
Smoke / Drink:No / Yes
Children:Undecided
Education:Some college
Occupation:Comic

    CHRIS EDWARDS's Schools
Newport Harbor High
Newport Beach,California
Graduated: 1994
Student status: Alumni
Degree: High School Diploma
Clubs: football, wrestling, track, Prom King. No shit i really was!
 

1990 to 1994


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   Upcoming Gigs
May 5 2008 8:00P
Auld Dubliner @ the District in Tustin Tustin CA
May 7 2008 9:00A
Lucky Strike Orange CA
May 8 2008 9:00P
Durty Nelly’s Costa Mesa CA
May 9 2008 8:00P
Winston’s Ocean Beach Comedy- Headlining San Diego CA
May 18 2008 8:30P
Detroit Bar- Screening of Doug Benson’s "Movie Super High Me!!" Costa Mesa CA
May 21 2008 9:00P
Westside Bar and Grill! Wed Night Comedy Opening Night Costa Mesa CA

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    CHRIS EDWARDS's Blurbs
About me:
I hate talking about myself, but i like, football,food, and beer. And i love monkeys. If only monkeys could play football there would be no war!



Screening of Super High Me @ Detroit Bar in Costa Mesa
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Screening of Comic Doug Benson's New Movie "Super High Me" @ Detroit Bar Sunday May 18th. 830 pm. 21+ please. 843 West 19th St Costa Mesa CA or you can go to detroitbar.com for directions and hopefully more info. The kind of suck sometimes.

Who I'd like to meet:
You!! See you at the show!!

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Jonny Loquasto





May 12 2008 12:15 AM

I didn't just buy you as my pet, I made you be my pet...because I'm in the PRIME OF MY LIFE!!
Chuckers





May 9 2008 5:13 PM


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May 9 2008 5:11 PM


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Mark Serritella





May 9 2008 1:12 PM

Great show last man - thank you for the spot! I appreciate it.
The Duke Fightmaster Show





May 3 2008 8:26 AM

You killed it last night!!!
Erik Mackenroth





May 2 2008 4:06 PM

I always have a good time at Durty Nelly's.
Thanks Chris
BLESSINGBETHEONE





May 2 2008 10:03 AM

THANXS FOR THE ADD
~MURLA~





May 1 2008 9:15 AM

How was weeds? I couldn't make it out cuz I had Gay down I mean Laff Down...I'm gonna try and roll by tonight to check you out I mean to see the show, holla!
Kevi Kev





May 1 2008 1:44 AM

You KILLED it tonight bro!! That was awesome....good job.
Jonny Loquasto





Apr 28 2008 5:13 PM

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Matt(y) B





Apr 27 2008 9:41 PM

Great work in OB. You're a champion and a battery juice thief.
Matt(y) B





Apr 21 2008 5:06 PM

See Chris and I this Friday. Okay, if you don't want to see me, come to see Chris.

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Chasing nicole





Apr 14 2008 2:26 PM

long time, no see, my negro friend.
lets get together and watch cartoons sometime soon!
Jonny Loquasto





Apr 12 2008 10:11 AM

Journey Light





Apr 11 2008 6:57 PM

Hey Chris, thanks for putting me on last night. I had a lot of fun.
Christina





Apr 10 2008 9:45 PM

"I am not gonna feed a ho!"
Grant Cotter





Apr 8 2008 5:41 PM

great job hosting lastnight!
Laura Hayden





Apr 7 2008 11:41 PM

thank you
xozo
Sarah Skilling





Apr 6 2008 12:50 PM

Book me!

Matt(y) B





Apr 3 2008 9:57 AM

Are you the bouncer at Tumbleweed? It was cool seeing you.
Princess Shannon the Promoter





Apr 2 2008 5:33 PM

The Joe Show
Andrew Santino





Apr 2 2008 9:32 AM

Thanks for last night Chris....I'll be over tomorrow to get my shit from your house....and I'll leave the key....goodbye
lynn epstein





Apr 2 2008 8:12 AM

Thanks for the spot and the hug~
look forward to next time
lynn
Kinner Shah





Apr 2 2008 1:14 AM

Thanks for having me tonight, and it was great hanging with you. Tonight was a blast.
Mmphqueen





Mar 29 2008 7:47 AM

Where is the bar you are performing at on Thursday night?
THE XXL BIG PETER ™





Mar 26 2008 6:48 PM

Word on the Street is that KATO wants to rent your Guest House after the Show?...Here we Go again...Are you Dating a Woman named Nicole or being Gay with a Guy Named Ron?...Just Checkin..

Will it be a White Landrover this time with Bobby Edwards as AC Cowlings on the Phone...LAPD blew it last time with your Uncle OJ...This time were going to get u buddy...

Have a Great Show!

I'll get out there soon..I promise!
BOB PERKELL





Mar 20 2008 1:15 AM

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Erin





Mar 18 2008 12:14 AM

aye how have you been? your page is looking slick! anyhow, i just got some sweet new ringtones from www.hottones.info for FREE! they have the coolest stuff!
Mal Hall





Mar 15 2008 8:58 AM

HEY CHRIS, THANK YOU VERY MUCH FOR THE TIME THE LAST TWO WEEKS, I HAD A GREAT TIME AT BOTH SHOWS!! I HOPE TO WORK WITH YOU AGAIN SOON! -MH

~MURLA~





Mar 14 2008 4:22 PM

Don't mind me just stopping by to stalk you :)
Cesar Cervantes





Mar 14 2008 9:14 AM

he stole your monkey?!
Tom Clark