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Black Habanero
Sketch Comedy
"God's got a plan for me vag?"

Male
22 years old
NEW YORK, NEW YORK
United States



Last Login: 6/9/2008
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   Black Habanero's Comedian Bio
BioMuch like our largest influence, the Wu-Tang Clan, Black Habanero features a large and oft-rotating cast of writers, performers, and common street criminals. The last U.S. Census estimated that we were comprised of anywhere between six and fifteen members, the majority of whom could be found dwelling in one of NYC's five boroughs. Our videos can be seen at various "sites" on what scientists are now calling "the Internet" and our members can regularly be found at the UCB Theater performing what weirdos are now calling "flesh comedy". In short, Black Habanero ain't nuthin' ta f*** with.
InfluencesGodard. Truffaut. Fellini. Gary the Entertainer.

     Black Habanero's Details
Status:Single
Here for:Dating
Body type:0' 0"
Zodiac Sign:Scorpio


Black Habanero's Clips [View All Clips]
Clips: 8 Total Plays: 6851 Plays Today: 0
Blind Date
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Snail Trail
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I, ROBOT
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The Producers
The Producers rating
Old Timey Evil (?) Landlord
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Never Have I Ever
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Missing Child
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Musical Card
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High Fives & Hand Jobs 11/05/07  (view more)

Secret Ingredient @ The Den of Cin 6/21  (view more)

Emoticon 5/14 at the UCBT  (view more)

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   Black Habanero's Friend Space (Top 24)
Black Habanero has 1779 friends.
 Permanent Nutface Gary 


 Upright Citizens Brigade Theatre NY 


 haas 


 Hello, I'm Brandon 


 Crisis Bureau 


 B..... FRANK 


 Nickolas 


 Rob Lathan 


 Casey 


 Abra 


 Selena 


 27 Kidneys 


 Ben 


 Geoff 


 Katie 


 Thank You, Robot 


 Wilder 


 Walking Contradiction 


 Chris Kula 


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 Get Psyched! 


 UCBcomedy.com 


 shanonymous 


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Black Habanero's Friends Comments
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Crossballs





Mar 22 2008 12:17 AM

Thanks !


FREAK DANCE: THE FORBIDDEN DIRTY BOOGALOO
"When pop comes to lock, when you’re breakin’ on the make, sometimes you got to take a chance and dance."
Freak Dance: The Forbidden Dirty Boogaloo, is a new musical theater extravaganza, I wrote and I am in.
Freak Dance is a straight up, in your face, activated story of how dancers from different worlds come together to save Fantaseez Dance Center, the soul of the streets where dancing is the dream of every street kid, combating the city building inspector, the rival studio, and the Forbidden Dirty Boogaloo.

Upright Citizens Brigade Theatre
5919 Franklin Avenue; Hollywood, CA; 90028
Fridays at 8
$10
323.908.8702
UCB store online

The Back Room is a sketch talk show series I’m doing on
UCBcomedy. com
Subscribe if you like it.
Subscribe to Back Room



Asssscat on DVD!
UCB store online
haas





Sep 18 2007 1:08 PM

You guys were right, AIDS deluxe really WASN'T a big deal.
Chutzpah: Worlds 1st Ever Jewish HipHop Supergroup





Aug 22 2007 9:27 AM

I Am Your Evil Aunt Brenda





Aug 24 2007 7:40 AM

Thanx for the add.
Alan Wilkis





Aug 13 2007 1:08 PM

Thanks for the add, y'allz!
Hello, I'm Brandon





Aug 15 2007 10:46 PM

Word bitchez!
Nick Z Comedy





Aug 15 2007 3:12 PM

Thanks for the add! I'll have to catch a show over at the UCB. I train improv there and might be doing a Stand-Up Comedy Show there sometime in Sept so support for support! Catch you around!
Laura Cheadle





Aug 5 2007 8:41 AM

Hola,

Wanted to give you the heads up that I’ll be performing at the Baggot Inn in Greenwich Village this upcoming Saturday, August 11th. Show starts at 9:45.

If you’re interested in coming out and need another reminder a day before the show, let me know. Really hope you can come get funky with me!

LC :)
Rita





Jul 2 2007 6:30 PM

Do it up!
Selena





Jun 28 2007 7:13 PM

Holy crap the Robot video RUUULES. That just cracked me up. Gotta show that on July 5th.
Nate





Jun 21 2007 9:24 PM

Dear Black Habanero,

I'm so sorry I didn't make it to the show tonight.

I meant to come.

But I stubbed my vagina.

Don't laugh.

It's really sore.

I'll bet the show was better than I could ever imagine!

Please don't be mad at me or my v-dawg.

Sincerely,

Old Vodka Tits
Smash





Jun 19 2007 11:18 AM

Thanks for the Request!

TM Approved





Jun 19 2007 9:11 AM

Thanks For The Add!
CHAD WHITE





Jun 17 2007 4:42 PM

Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket
haas





Jun 12 2007 11:37 AM

i hope you're getting in shape for your next show. here's a few tips...
Dave Attell





Jun 5 2007 7:50 AM

Don't tease the bald, fat man.
♫♪Leo♪♫





Jun 4 2007 11:59 PM

Thanks for adding me!!
Hwos the jokeso n your end?
Miriam





Jun 3 2007 6:09 PM

thanks for the free beer :)
Abe





May 15 2007 9:07 PM

damnit....i always lose this game too, never have i ever skull fucked a squirrel in heat in the midst of a Vagina Monologues performance....awwww see? Now I drink...WTF
Laura Cheadle





May 15 2007 7:10 AM

Hey!
Thanks so much for the add and supporting my music!
How's NY treating you?
Keep in touch!
Stay funky,
Laura :)
Hard 'N Phirm





May 7 2007 6:55 PM

you are 100% doing the right thing.
Judah Friedlander





May 7 2007 7:56 AM

You're a winner.

Judah Friedlander
The World Champion
haas





May 6 2007 12:04 PM

I saw you singing about boys...



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