"Lloyd Webber's awful stuff runs for years and years and years / An earthquake hits the theatre but the operetta lingers / Then the piano lid comes down and breaks his fucking fingers. It's a Miracle"
New varieties of Pot Noodle for different times in your life: To eat when sailing - Yaught Noodles For when you have a cold - Snot Noodles For a Cambodian Dictator - Pol pot Noodles To eat down caves - Pot-hole Noodles The anonymous snack - What Noodles? For Babies - Cot Noodles For the summer sun - Hot Noodles Vegetarian Version for Korea - Not Poodles For Cannabis Smokers - Pot Pot Noodles For Musicians - Top of the Pop Pot Noodles For people from Lancashire - Hot Pot Noodles For gun-crime victims - Shot Noodles For the Deputy Prime Minister - Prescott Noodles For when you're car needs inspecting - M.O.T. Noodles and finally...
A new version based on "I can't believe it's not butter" - Well f*** me, it's Pot Noodles! That's all for today.
Black's Comments
Jun 13 2008 1:00 PM
need some new stuff though
please
x
Dec 3 2007 3:22 PM
Aug 12 2007 6:50 PM
Two words......
JEREMY KYLE
Jul 12 2007 8:20 PM
Chris Tucker
Will Smith
and the Wayan Bros
GOD THERE FUNN!!!!Y
Jul 11 2007 2:50 PM
Jul 5 2007 12:45 AM
Have Done These And You Know
On The Seen In The Toilets U Can Chris
In The Mirror When Bens Washing
His Hands Lol
x
May 4 2007 7:12 PM
Apr 24 2007 6:37 PM
Apr 22 2007 7:49 PM
"Lloyd Webber's awful stuff runs for years and years and years / An earthquake hits the theatre but the operetta lingers / Then the piano lid comes down and breaks his fucking fingers. It's a Miracle"
Apr 21 2007 10:29 AM
Apr 19 2007 9:02 PM
Apr 16 2007 5:02 PM
but i do find you funny
Apr 11 2007 3:09 PM
Apr 7 2007 11:28 PM
.... HE IS SOOOOO HOT!
Apr 6 2007 9:54 PM
Thanks for letting me be a part of your space!
Enjoy the music-
Matt
Apr 6 2007 9:09 PM
Apr 2 2007 7:57 PM
To eat when sailing - Yaught Noodles
For when you have a cold - Snot Noodles
For a Cambodian Dictator - Pol pot Noodles
To eat down caves - Pot-hole Noodles
The anonymous snack - What Noodles?
For Babies - Cot Noodles
For the summer sun - Hot Noodles
Vegetarian Version for Korea - Not Poodles
For Cannabis Smokers - Pot Pot Noodles
For Musicians - Top of the Pop Pot Noodles
For people from Lancashire - Hot Pot Noodles
For gun-crime victims - Shot Noodles
For the Deputy Prime Minister - Prescott Noodles
For when you're car needs inspecting - M.O.T. Noodles
and finally...
A new version based on "I can't believe it's not butter" - Well f*** me, it's Pot Noodles!
That's all for today.
Mar 31 2007 11:03 PM
ben mallin is my hero i love you
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Mar 31 2007 10:55 PM
Mar 31 2007 10:49 PM
Mar 29 2007 10:22 PM
x
Mar 29 2007 10:15 PM
Paul
Mar 29 2007 7:35 PM
what are you?!?
x
Mar 27 2007 12:48 PM
Radiohead
CONGRATS BLACK
Mar 24 2007 3:11 PM