"It feels like Ween, Lou Reed and Robert Pollard had a devil child on the way to the bakery." So says noted cultural critic P.S. Brothers on Black Jesus' revolutionary sound. Others would say Black Jesus is quite likely the most important band in the world today. Black Jesus writes songs for ladies and writes songs for men. Black Jesus writes songs for boys and writes songs for girls. Black Jesus writes songs for dogs and once wrote a song for a cat (but that is unlikely to happen again). Black Jesus once wrote a song for a bear and a goldfish and would love the opportunity to do that again. And Black Jesus will write a song for you if you ask real nice. You can acquire Black Jesus' debut record by writing to blackjesusrocks@gmail.com.
