Dan Linn - 52, tripped out guitar, back up vocals
micheal Zitzer - 51, sax, flute, random sputerings into flute mic
Mark lynch - 50, bass, lead vocals, song writer Aaron Lennon Ochs Linn - 19, drums, percussion, back up vocals
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Sounds Like
a bunch of slop..but that's what punk is right? no, we're not punk, we're just a bunch of old guys and Aaron banging around
THESE RECORDING FOR THE MOST PART ARE THROW DOWNS, THE BASS, AND GUITAR, AND DRUMS ARE FIRST TAKES. WE JUST WANTED YOU TO HEAR THE SONGS.
This band is made up of three over the hill guys, and one extremly energetic 19 year old drummer, so make your assumptions now and throw them out THE FUCKING WINDOW, because it don't matter what you think, it's what you hear. P.S. help get us gigs
Hey you! Wow I miss you! Man it's been a tough couple of days. I got
in a horrific skateboarding accident. I was skating down a gravel
hill, and I fell and scraped my balls along the ground for 50 METRES! It
was AWFUL! The trail of blood was amazing! The doctor's managed to
save ten per cent of my penis and one testicle, so I guess that's good,
but still, it was terrible! The other thing that sucks is that I'm still
all itchy from that damn Beetlejuice tattoo! And now my band is
actually selling the DVD of him doing it to me, along with a full live set on
video. You can order it from our profile if you want to see me suffer!
Hopefully I'll see you out this Sunday playing with the SUB/HUM/ANS. I really
miss you a lot. What do you think of my accident?
SUNDAY APRIL 22
SUB/HUM/ANS
THE 3TARDS
THE ANTICS
THE NO JIMMIEZ
FROM PARTS UNKNOWN
At The Reverb
651 Queen St. West
TORONTO
All Ages, $15 Advance at Rotate This & the club
$18 Door
Ok so now is the time, better now then never to tell you the truth about what all girls have on their mind and how they lie when they say that size does not matter. Take it from me, I am living proof that can confirm for you that the size and thickness of your prick does mean so much to all girls and if you can not satisfy a girl like the guys with big meatpoles do, then they will find a guy who can.
My bro Sammy heard about these enlarge pills on myspace a few months back and he ordered like nine bottles of the stuff, I know cause I found them stashed under his bed and he caught me snooping then told me all about his secret and that they made him grow almost 3 inches in two months and it got real thick too. He got them from this site just copy and paste it in your browser. MGFEE.COM
Best of all, the pills do work, Sam is living proof and I have no reason to lie for him, all the girls surround him now like he is some celeb, and he says its all cause of these little goodies from MGFEE.COM
Oh ya, just so you know, they guarentee that the pills work on any man or you get whatever you paid right back, so instead of thinking about doing it, just go to MGFEE.COM now and show the ladies what you are made of.
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So I was sitting around just thinking about stuff and it occurred to me that this wedding is coming up quick! I'm marrying Fox Tard THIS SATURDAY. That's like really close. I was starting to kind of get cold feet a little bit. I mean, this is a big commitment. I dunno, what do you think? Should I go through with it? I mean I love him, and I also love the idea of making history by marrying him on stage for everyone to see. And the idea of one of my favourite bands of all time, Canadian punk legends the Forgotten Rebels actually playing my gay wedding is pretty amazing to me. And it is momentous. But it's scary too.
We're going to be together forever. Like the song. Anyway send me back a comment, you know how much your opinion means to me. And if you're in town, try to come out to the wedding show this Saturday. I love you...John Tard
... jeez you should never give out your personal info like that! I hope that poor 19 year old doesnt get .... well.... never mind. hehehe cuz I wanna do it first ; ) xoxoxo