I'm a guy who lives somewhere and goes places and meets people and writes stuff sometimes. I generally like doing things and I'm not really against anything. Except for the Holocaust and Darfur and that kind of stuff. I'm against that. But I'm very much FOR being nice and making friends and having fun. I hope to one day make my own brand of pickles.
I sometimes appear on an insane meth-fueled Fox News talk show that airs at 2 in the morning, so yeah, I'm pretty famous and important.
Films
"21 Grams" - obnoxious waiter (cut from film)
Albums
"Fear Of A Blagg Planet". Not really, but if I ever make an album, that's definitely what I'll call it.
Alex Blagg's Interests
General
bedazzling things, taking pictures of myself shirtlessly flexing my muscles in the bathroom mirror, texting hot playas, funyuns, calling into hip-hop stations in order to send shout-outs to my friends, rollerblading, video games about magic.
Music
Bel Biv Devoe, Tony! Toni! Tone!, Silk, Color Me Badd, and All 4 One. But not Boyz II Men - those guys are fags.
Movies
The Last Unicorn, The Last Starfighter, The Last Dragon, The Last American Virgin, Look Who's Talking Too
Television
America's Next Top Big Imprortant Thing
Books
I mostly just read Urban Fiction. I'm currently enjoying "Thug-A-Licious" by Noire.
Heroes
Superman, Batman, Spiderman.
Alex Blagg's Details
Status:
Married
Orientation:
Straight
Hometown:
Memphis, TN
Zodiac Sign:
Cancer
Occupation:
writer/comedian
Alex Blagg's Companies
Vh1 New York, NY US Managing Editor BestWeekEver.tv
About me: Writer. Comedian. TV Personality. Master Intertuber.
Who I'd like to meet: Celebrities, People Who Know Celebrities, People Who Think They’re Celebrities, People Who Love Celebrities, Celebrity Spokespeople, and Martin Luther King, Jr.
Thank you so much for "bandfriending" us, Alex Blagg. We truly appreciate it.
Big fan of your bwe. tv stuff. Read it every day. The Bat for Lashes comment regarding alternate uses for the back pages of The Wire is great. Hey, we once accidentally walked in on Dan Bejar whilst he was pissing. Is that indie? Allow us to clarify: this was a few years back, when his urination was far more precious and authentic.
Anyway, we hope you find something of ours that will wriggle into your ears, burrow down next to you heart (in a good way), and compel you to ROB US BLIND (again, in a good way: "Free downloads, ahoy!").
If you like us, please, tell a friend. If you hate us, hell, tell an enemy.
Fuck it. I am moving to Carbondale, Illinois, in 3 months. Chris got a sweet job at SIU. I will do all of your creative writing homework. AGAIN. Nice goggles.
I've told you this before, but to remind you of me..: blague in french = joke. blagg blague. I read your about me stuff and general interests section, i got the feeling that there was a lot of irony, but i'm curious about what your real interests are(presuming they weren't the ones mentioned)
Ummm...nice UFC action. I like the way your headband made a haircone right before Rampage Jackson beat the crap out of you. RAD. You missed my birthday. I am 30. Go ME!!
HEY MR BLAGG. Ian here. Remember me?? Tee hee. I was reading your blog about DJ's and thought, poor guy getting blown by a purple haired stripper. Darn him.
In my mind, I'm really funny. And sometime I like to share my "funny" thoughts with others, like that time I blogged about my fear of clowns and the fact that I own a John Wayne Gacy (true and true). Not so funny really, but I try. I'll keep on little train that couldin', and you, well you can be my inspiration.
The old Music Critics Are Stupid blog still is putting some of those "sacred cows" out to pasture. No more The Smiths vs The Cure vs The Pixies vs Echo and the Bunnymen discussions for me...
I know you've gone on to bigger and greater things now. But are we too far past the pretension boom of the post-2K Hipster era for the "Nobody Cares You're a DJ" part 2 entry? :-P
Damn, Blagg's are just the shit now! ( I know this b/c that's my last name too and I vow never to get married so I can carry on that awesome last name.lol, or am I??!!)
