Blaine
Stand-Up
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"honey, hand me my shotgun"
Male
28 years old
Brooklyn, NEW YORK
United States
Last Login:
7/4/2008
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Blaine's Comedian Bio
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| Bio | On June 22, 1980, a beautiful boy was born in the small fishing village of Bryan, Texas. Within minutes, word had spread among the simple inhabitants of this town that an amazing, radiant baby had arrived - possibly the new savior - and the villagers began gathering gifts to present to this new baby-deity. Unfortunately, due to a poorly negotiated physical handoff between the doctor and the mother, the baby dropped from its mothers hands and fell headfirst onto the ground. To make matters worse, the doctor repeatedly kicked the baby in a fumbled attempt to expeditiously retrieve the newborn from the floor. After bouncing off several pieces of hospital equipment, the baby was finally swatted away by a door opened by an oblivious young medical resident. Sadly and comically, the baby died. But the Perrys were determined to leave the hospital that day, baby in hand. The parents paid a quick twenty dollars to a jaded custodian to pull the fire alarm, and then stealthily swiped a Mexican albino baby from the nursery during the resulting tumult. That baby was Blaine Perry. | | Influences | Louis C.K., Gallagher II |
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Blaine's Details
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| Status: | In a Relationship | | Here for: | Networking, Friends | | Orientation: | Straight | | Hometown: | Boerne, TX (and yet I'm indifferent toward Jesus) | | Body type: | 0' 0" / Body builder | | Ethnicity: | White / Caucasian | | Zodiac Sign: | Cancer | | Smoke / Drink: | No / Yes | | Children: | Someday | | Education: | College graduate |
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Blaine's Schools
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New York University
New York,New York
Graduated: 2002
Student status: Alumni
Degree: Bachelor's Degree
Major: Computer Science
Minor: Religious Studies
Clubs: The Plague comedy magazine
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1998 to 2002 |
Boerne H S
Boerne,Texas
Graduated: 1998
Student status: Alumni
Degree: High School Diploma
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1994 to 1998 |
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Blaine's Companies
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Brooklyn Botanic Garden
Brooklyn, New York US
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About me:
What can I say? I'm just a regular guy who's just as comfortable in a suit and tie as I am in a ragged pair of jeans. I work hard and I play hard. I can bench press over 748 pounds. I eat tomatoes raw without chopping them up. I once shot a man in the chest, then dressed his wounds and served him a warm cup of cocoa until he recovered. I am responsible for the Gulf of Tonkin incident. I taught Matt Hasselbeck how to throw a perfect spiral. I invented the bird flu.
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Who I'd like to meet:
Richard Dean Anderson; girls who put up ridiculously slutty pictures of themselves on MySpace... because hey, they're just comfortable with their bodies
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