Do You Have Any Idea What It's Like Being English?Being so correct all the time, being so stifled by this dread of, of doing the wrong thing. We're all so terrified of embarrassment.
Female
18 years old
UpHolland/Wigan, Northwest
United Kingdom
The Late GreatPeter Cook Says:
In the words of my amazing Amee
"59.
WHAT IS SOMETHING 3 IS GOOD AT?
ART AND POLITICS AND BEING BECKY"
Last Event?
Rich Hall/Otis Lee Crenshaw, maybe I should just change my name to Brenda and marry Otis ^_^
I ? Off The Kerb Productions (Y)
James' Sentence Which Includes Some Of My Favourite Words
+"gosh! anyone who says pish to this doesn't deserve me and my way with listening even with their most ridiculous drivvle" so needless to say some arse-bandit said it+
Check out my Gaia profile =D
http://www.gaiaonline.com/profiles/?u=8671262
I like planning what music videos would look like in my head
Maybe I should be a director =]
I want to write, but I don't know what. I'm waiting for the inspiration, for Das Meisterwerk, instead of churning out some tat anyone could write.
My aim is to be rich enough or famous enough to be able to join The Establishment Club [yes I know it doesn't exist anymore but that's the kinda level] and eat at The Ivy without looking a twat.
That's not to say I'm in it for the money, but money is a necassity to achieve almost all dreams.
Limericks are dead gud!
If you want one just ask =) lol haha!
Here are some of the requests-a lot of them a bit dirty
My friends are the best thing----Matt is my oldest friend and my favourite person in the world! Amee is just great and I'm well glad we're mates now! Anna is slightly mad but so funny! Kit is dead gud and just plain cool!
..
To Do List
Music
We are the little folk few
And yes I do like country music....I'm sick of quizzes asking me if I like country music as if it's something to be pointed at and ridiculed for....OK so most of it's shit and you know it's shit and I know it's shit but it's the real country music I like....and if you don't know what real country music is, it's lying on the floor with that bottle of Jack Daniel's and wondering where it all went rong, and thinking there must be a way of turning all this heart ache and depression into some instant cash....and then you go down to some record company, preferably Nashville and they reject you and then you've been rejected by love and a record company....and that's total rejection....that's real country music....not that Garth-Brooks-fake-country crap.
I've also been adopted as The Sting's [Cleveland's modern rock alternative] long distance listener after my request during The Pretender's Marathon. It's a brilliant radio station =]
Heroes
..& The People I'd Like To Meet Most Of All
My dad is my hero, John Christopher Walker, he's fantastic. He's unbelievably clever but he tends not to show it off, he has a very cool job, so cool in fact that he isn't allowed to tell me what it is, all I know is it's to do with submarines and stuff from the documents he brings home sometimes. He has great taste in everything and we're so alike that it's no suprise that when we fall out it's insane. He's just fab and a little bit camp and makes me laugh and turn green with envy everytime he tells the stories of when he helped out at Leeds Uni union and charity rag regularly, thus meeting and helping out various people I adore, and even helped Paul Young move some amps =] Basically I love him to bits and he's one of my best friends too =]x
1.Stephen Fry-because he's smart, I love the way he thinks, he's a bit of a lefty, he's kind but honest, he's modest, he's interesting, he's human, he's not fake, he has a wonderful way with and love of words and pretty much embodies everything I hold dear ^_^
2.Rich Hall-because his political viewpoint and arguments amaze and intrigue me and on the whole I agree, and of course he's spectacularly funny and musically gifted and really very clever. Seen him 3 times now, as well as in his alter-ego state of Otis Lee Crenshaw, damn funny times =D
3.Bob Geldof-'cause he's very like me, when he was young he didn't care much for sports, he wanted to read and took huge interest in politics, and he wanted to be famous so he could have his say [and get rich and laid] which to be honest is pretty much how I think most of the time. The Boomtown Rats are also my all time favourite band and his solo stuff is generally pretty damn foine too =]
Peter Cook-I've fallen in love with this guy all over again. He's fantastic, so funny, so clever and just amazing. In my opinion he is the saddest loss this country has seen in quite some time. R.I.P. the only twin. He is one of the funniest people to ever walk the face of the earth. The more I see of him the more I love the guy =P And let's be honest, strangley adorable =] "One of the funniest men who ever drew breath": Stephen Fry
Billy Bragg-'He's pretty cute for a communist' xD This man is legendary, his music, his politics, his lyrics, he's brilliant. I could listen to him all day, except I get far too annoyed at various people hehe =] The Revolution Is Just A T-Shirt Away! Saw him live on 15th December 07 and 2nd May 08 and both were incredible, laughed, cried and got quite pissed off, the best thing to come out of Essex and so amazing I can't express sufficiently in words =]
Greg Proops....the one and only....NOT HOT BUT SPIIIICY MAN! Proop Dawg-He's just ace =] really funny and occassionally political (Y)
Hugh Laurie Far too talented but so needs to get back into comedy =] A shiny new ABoF&L perhaps? xP
&
Colin Mochrie & Ryan Stiles are both just fab! Ridiculously funny & make a brilliant improv comedy double. You can't really have one without the other =P And I love it whenever Colin makes Ryan break down =]
Anthony Head He's just such a lovely guy. He acts brilliantly, is really funny, writes & plays great music, helps runs an animal charity, has the greatest laugh ever and is my absolute favourite convention guest =D
Alan Bennett-a true genius, a quarter of Beyond The Fringe and one of the best writers I've ever encountered. I went to see his play Single Spies [with Nigel Havers and Diana Quick] in March 2008 and it is genuinely one of the best things I have ever seen =P
John Cleese & Michael Palin-Absolutely fantastic! It's hard to pick favourite Python's but it's probably these two at a push [Although I adore the lot =P] One day Palin will have a signing on a weekend in Manchester so I can go!
Dudley Moore-utterly adorable, Cookie wouldn't have been the same without him =]
Eddie Izzard is far too funny and manages to look good in a dress =P
Jonathan Miller-At first I thought he was a pompous occassional comic, then found that he was in fact brilliantly intelligent, with a lot of excellent views and ideas, fantastic way with words and a truly masterful director, who helped kick off the 'satire boom' to no small degree, so now I think he's fabulous =P I'm in the process of reading The Body In Question, one of his sceincey books (Y)
Dave Matthews-Er yes please =] Brilliant musician and he's helped out for a lot of good causes in the past. And he blew me away on House, I almost cried, *blesses* =P
James Marsters is dead good! Brilliant actor and musician and very good looking obv lol. I've met him a few times now and damn he's lovely =D Me and Amee do enjoy him....^_^
Nigel Havers-I shouldn't find him so attractive but I'm sorry, I do =P Manchild is immense....and he has a political party [though he has nothing to do with it] the Nigel Havers Alliance. It's weird =/
Bill Bailey-so so so so funny! He was amazing live too =D
→Girl From The County Hell←[G33K] SpeccyTrekkyBecky is mourning the end of this series of Ashes to Ashes, whilst still grinning excitedly from meeting Philip Glenister Posted at 2:29 PM Jun 9 view more
This is my brain
And I live in it
It’s made of love
And bad song lyrics
It’s tucked away behind my eyes
Where all my screwed up thoughts can hide
Cos God forbid I hurt somebody
And the weirdest thing about a mind
Is that every answer that you find
Is the basis of a brand new cliché
This is my brain
And it’s fine
It’s where I spend the vast majority of my time
It’s not perfect
But it’s mine
It’s not perfect
I’m not quite sure I’ve worked out how to work it
It’s not perfect
But it’s mine
Click on the link for more information [button made by me]
She's Mumbling In Latin "Amo Te Ab Imo Pectore Ad Astra" Amantes Sunt Amentes && Ad Eundum Quo Nemo Ante Iit
Because in Milton Keynes if you stick :MK after anything it becomes snazzy & trendy I am now officially
Becky:MK
Amee Has Skillz [she made me this (Y)]
BECKY&MARTYN&CoAreAmusedBy'TwitTwose' xD----"Our next poet could be considored to be one of the Under The Stairs Tribe *insert Gareth laugh that is indescribable*, Rebecca Walker" xP
To paraphrase James for a moment:
My mind is a lottery of words, without the jackpot of money, but the satisfaction of a well constructed sentence =D
On 15th April 2008 I went to see John Barrowman and it was so delightfully cheesy and funny and touching and just awesome
The Only One by Billy Bragg is a very apt song for me atm, especially this lyric
I long to let our love run free but here I am a victim of geography
Me, I stick to the shadows, carry a gun
A Hot Day, The Smell Of Hairspray & The Sound Of A Shower Running Softly
Every now and then you need a little latin
Tenebrae Respiratis
Centrum Est Obscurus
Quod Perditum Est In Venietur
Look it up Acum!
Stephen Fry Quiz
Your final score is 10 out of 10.
Congratulations - you must be Stephen Fry's number one fan.
I'm A Very Very Complex Person I Try To Improve But You See How I Worsen, I'll Do Anything To Make You Adore Me Or Deplore Me But Never Ignore Me I'm A Mixed Up Fucked Up Singer Of A Song
LOOKING FOR AN OPPORTUNITY TO WRITE
May Bank Holiday Weekend 2008 was bloody amazing!
Billy Bragg on the Friday night ♥
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1C7olEhWkDQ
A nice lie in having been up all night trekking round Liverpool and watching daft TV with my dad on Saturday
Collectormania 13 with Amee ft. James Marsters, John Barrowman and Brian Cant during Sunday day time
Collectormania Party with Marster and Kai Owen performing on Sunday night
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PT3eNlf7gto
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qXFnStxYMt0&feature=user
Driving home listening to 'Collectormania 07' music =D
Life could be much worse =]
This About Me Is A Product Of A Very Long Afternoon =|
BEAM ME UP SCOTTY!
15th December 2007->The Pogues & Billy Bragg & The Holloways = Best Night Ever
I'm Becky
Or Rebecca Jane Walker if you wanna go the whole shebang
I could happily live in the Whedonverse tar
I was born on the 05/04/91 In Victoria Hospital, Blackpool
I live in Upholland now, that's near Wigan, between Manchester & Liverpool
I lived there for ages and ages
Or oiges and oiges if you choose to use the incorrect vouls
Which I do
I have a great family, it's only small and I only really see my immediate family often the rest live several hours drive away
I only have one real Grandparent left, but I have a step Grandad, he's French =]
My uncles are like me in three parts =P
I know full well where hell is
Twyford Garden Centre and Golf Course
*shudders*
I hate McDonalds because they prevent me from having possible 24 hour access to Matthew Liam O'Shuaghnessy
Although they have sparked a new trend of late night film sesh's =P
I have the best friends in the world and I don't know what I'd do without them
I love them to bits and wouldn't be me if they weren't around =]
Of course there are people I can't stand
Some it'd upset some of my other friends if they knew what I really felt
And they're not worth that
There are three songs that shaped my music taste in my early teens
A Decade Under The Influence & Cute Without The 'E'-Taking Back Sunday
You Know What They Do To Guys Like Us In Prison-My Chemical Romance
Although I barely listen to MCR now tbh
My first CD was Maria by Blondie
I think that says a lot about my music taste tbh =]
And as Robert Webb once said "Some people say they had Bowie or Morrisey to get them through there teens, well I had Stephen Fry"
Me too =D I did and do love Bowie and The Smiths too but Stephen Fry was my damnded saviour I tell you =P
I still quite frequently like to wear slightly feminised versions of the close I find attractive on lads
There are a few people who have shaped who I am a hell of a lot more than they know
I rather enjoy suited men doing synchronised dancing xD
The current favourites being in the Boyzone-Love You Anyway video and The Jersey Boys as a whole =]
I have every intention of spending November 4th 2008 glued to technology for the American Presidential Election Results
I'm a sucker for romance, even though I'm rarely involved in any
The same goes for celebrity, but not the Jordan's and Kerry Katona's of our world, people who have earned it, and it's not about their personal life, it's about their talent
I love it when people do little things that make me smile
Like rach's doodle on my sock
And Paul's Beckmas day card
And Gaz kissing my forehead better
Blue Peter is AMAZING. My era of presenters were:
Simon Thomas, Matt Baker, Liz Barker and Konnie Huq =]
I love the sound of steel guitar
It's amazing, you can guarantee it'll make me melt lol =]
I'd love you forever if you gave me a Stetson
Or even if you pointed out where I could get one in this country
String ties can be tempting =P
I remember the happy days in my youth of walking home from St Teresa's Primary School with Matthew, my mum and eventually my little brother, sitting in front of the TV with a cup of tea, watching 50/50, Blue Peter and Newsround, before lunging for teletext to play the Blue Peter games =]
Happy times ♥
Both James and Michael say I remind them of the Agatha Christie from 'The Unicorn and the Wasp' Doctor Who ep =P
This amuses me
Steven Patrick Morrissey & Brian Ferry are just too cool
The cure for major league depression and anger?
Alcohol and The Pogues obv
I fell in love with Ray Davies at 3am, Monday 29th October 2007
While watching the BBC Electric Proms in the dark on my own
I was a fan before but at that moment Waterloo Sunset just made me cry and that was it
When I am old I shall wear purple
When I am old I shall be purple [from alcoholism]
When I am old I shall carry purple [ribena cartons to slurple the purple]
You knows it =P
I support the Labour Party, although I am considerably more left wing than New Labour
Don't add me just to poke fun at my views
I have enough of that already thanks
I wear t-shirts with 'Surf' & 'Skate' on them, when I can do neither [well]
But until they start making 'Draw', 'Essay' or 'Political Nerding' ones they'll have to suffice k?
Cos I like fonts and something generally has to be written in them (Y)
If I could get away with eating Farley's Rusks I so would
You know you love 'em
My 10 year old self will always be in love with Data
I'm currently wworking my way through the Jonathan Miller Atheist Tapes
I'm uncertain of my religion myself, having been brought up Catholic and in Catholic education
And these tapes are fantastic
They're so interesting and thought provoking
And to think I wouldn't know they existed if it wasn't for the miracle of youtube and a love of Jonathan Miller =]
I ♥ Gene Hunt =D
I'm rather partial to fluffy haired 80's pop stars
Especially Paul Young & Nik Kershaw
They make me feel good =]
I play a load of instruments and I'll give anything a shot
Mainly I play bass guitar though
I've had some great experiences, some of which you'll find a bit further down
I love music, reading, writing and a whole host of other things you'll find out about as you get to know me
But my first love is comedy
I'll have a look or a listen to any comedian, but I have my favourites
Stephen Fry, Rich Hall, Peter Cook
They're the top three, although the order varies from day to day =]
A few more years and I'll be making history like I do
I'm Bicurious
Or so it's called I believe
Basically I'm predominantly straight but I have my moments =]
It all started with Alyson Hannigan
I have these pics in a piece of artwork on my wall
See we Brits have great taste, we voted her 10th in sexiest women in the world lol! =]
Oh and Eliza Dushku *jaw drop* =P
but yeah that was my little queer rant moment
I spend a lot of time out and about in Upholland and Wigan or the general area, on my own or with friends
And if I'm not out I find something to do
Well, usually watch, on youtube or the TV
=]
I love seeing new places
Preferably in the UK
Edinburgh is fab!
As is Glasgow
And I can pretty much do the public transport around Braehead and Glasgow Central Station too now
London and Milton Keynes are right up there too
Collectormania is just fantastic!
It's a sci-fi convention thing
The one in Milton Keynes is the biggy =]
But I've also been to the Glasgow one and it was brilliant because it was so quiet
Just been to the Gmex one in Manchester, which was amazing =D
So far I've met....
Anthony Head [Twice, 2nd time was just brilliant, my hair is 'cute' appartently =D]
James Marsters [Three times "Hello My Darling" SQUEE]
Rich Hall
Gareth David-Lloyd
Devon Murray
Paul McGann
John Rhys Davies
Peter Davison
Malcolm Mcdowell
Kristine Sutherland
Adrian Pasdar
Marsall Lancaster
&
Dean Andrews
Emma Caulfield
Bruno Langley
Noah Gray Cabey
John Barrowman [OMG]
Brian Cant
Kai Owen
Nicholas Brendon [He did the Snoopy Dance AND ended a talk in the best way ever with "My favourite Buffy character? Definitely Faith, I mean, have you seen those breasts?!" xD]
And encountered slightly drunken looking Craig Charles with Chris Barrie
And Jimmy Jean Louis being odd =P
And Jason Mamoa leaping on people and yelling GOODBYE MANCHESTARRRR before buying a giant Captain Jack Sparrow doll =|
Also been at talks by Louise Jameson, Dave Prowse, Marina Sirtis and Doug Bradley
And I've seen Nicholas Briggs at Glasgow Central Station
=D
Made me laugh, he's a dalek
Craig Charles again!
John Leeson ^_^
Juliet Landau
Katy Manning
Georgia Moffett [omnomnomnom]
Nick Courtney
I do Politics for my Brain
I do Business for my Pocket
I do Music for my Soul
I do Family & Friends for my Heart
& I do Comedy for Me
I'm not big on sport but I do support Blackpool F.C.
Tangerines!
Seasiders
We may not be the best but it's good to be humbled
I'll listen to anything once, I mean anything, and I'll like most of it
I appreciate a good talent even if it's not something that interests me
But if someone's shit I'll let them know
They'll only humilliate themselves
Billy Bragg can easily control my emotions
He can make me laugh, cry and choke with rage, just like Melody Maker said
I cried when I saw him supporting The Pogues, so God knows what I'll be like when I see him in May =]
Scratch that, I saw him in may, and hearing him sing Tank Park Salute with my dad's arm around me was a definite tear jerker
I'm a little bit of a socialist tbh
Not extreme but just a bit, I find myself defending the left in history when people start mixing socialism and communism
Two different things thanks
Those lovely GCSE's in Physics, Chemistry, Biology, Maths, English, I.T., R.E., History, Art, French & German
A*'s and A's
Apart from Art and German which were B's cos I can't stand 'em =P
Now I'm at Winstanley College
Doing Politics, Sociology, English Combined & 20th Century History
[One year on from writing this, I'm loving Winstanley and have just got my AS results, Politics, Sociology and English-A, History and General Studies-B, hell yes!]
So now I'm applying for various Politics based degrees at Cambridge, Leeds, Hull, Birmingham and Edinburgh universities =]
My Politics teacher is very probably much better than any of yours....
"What is feckless? Well to be feckless, is to be lacking, in feck"
"That old bitch" "Who?" "Oh sorry, your new, Maggie Thatcher"
"Like Roald Dahl and The Witches, 'I smell chiiild', well I like to say, 'I smell Tory!', and by God it stinks of 'em in 'ere, quick! Walker! Open the window!"
There's this guy Matt, he's the best person in the world, I've known him since we were just over a year old
I don't know what I'd do without him
There's this other guy James
He's absolutely amazing there's no two ways about it
Then there's Amee, who I just couldn't live without
Not forgetting Anna, my occassional girlier input =] (Y)
And the boy, the utterly lovely Martyn =]♥
I have a few other really close friends
They'll get a mention down in the friends bit =]
I love nights in talking to James, nights with Mat just watching daft TV or messing about and laughing at the strangest things, Geeky Friday's are the best thing in the world and I'm beginning to merge with the Under The Staris crew =] I love nights with parties that go on till the morning and I love spending hours and hours just lay with Martyn =]
I can be a complete pain in the arse if you get on the wrong side of me
It takes quite a lot
I'm pretty tolerant
But I like to take the opportunity to argue
I love the English language
It's just so great
I like learning about languages in general
But not full on study
That's not my thing really
I love stand up comedy!
Particularly political and satirical stuff
Or the just plain odd
I'm stuck in the past
But not my past
I mean way back
Like the 70s and 80s
Back when TV and music and fashion and everything was pretty weird but great
I wish I'd lived to see the rise of The Boomtown Rats, the punk era, new wave, good sketch comedy, ska and Live Aid, amongst other things
I've watched Live Aid thousands of times
It's the most amazing thing
It's the same with Live 8
We will change things
The protest marches in Edinburgh were intense
And so was the concert that followed
Live 8 50000 The Final Push
One of the most exhausting nights of my life
And I almost mastered the Edinburgh train system and back streets
I have no problem performing in front of strangers
But people I know I struggle with
They can be too harsh or too false
At least the strangers came to see you out of choice
I'm madly in love with Peter Cook and all that surrounds him
I don't drink....
....much =D
I love the smell of whiskey and cigarettes
But I don't smoke
Never will
But for some reason it bothers me less than it used to
I want to do something that makes a difference and I'll be remembered for
I like to be creative but I like being scientific and analytical aswell
I spend too much time on the computer and have way too many bookmarks
I read a lot but never rubbish
After all I don't wanna start writing it
I'll wrap this up
There's still a lot you don't know about me
But if you like what you see so far add me
We can see if we get along
Or atleast have something to say
I'll always dp the pc4pc, w4w, c4c stuff
I don't like spamming though
And I do post a fair few bulletins sometimes
On dull days
So yep read the rest if you want and add me and we'll get talking
=]x
I ♥ the Rochdale crew, NayFun for being generally fantastic, Tomato for good taste in films and being fun to rip into, Simon for good old geeky fun, Ashy for frequently serenading me with Billy Bragg while dressed as Bob Dylan and Phill for sticking out the Trekkie discrimination with me, even if he is into DS9, they made us stand up to eat so we must stick together. =]
College is all about
Hardcore politics revision with Charlotte D, Rachy M and Pauly Mc
Getting impatient with and preparing to fail history with Jasmine K
Being somewhat outspoken in english but blending with Becky, Jemma and Lucianne
Quoting Karl Marx in sociology while chatting to Sofi, Rhii and Kristina
Not remembering sociologists with Beccy C and Rachy M
Having in depth debates about absolutely everything, from the exhistance of God to the Nature or Nurture debate, largely led by Pauly Mc and violently opposed by Grant, while Lorna offers the morally superior stance
Busing it with Anna and her facts/jokes of the day, while she's poked by Paul
Being as geeky as physically possible and plotting world domination with Jenni G
Being a C Block kid and consequently avoiding B Corridor at all costs =D
And general existance revolving around any one of the tables in the conservatory, with absolutely everyone I know =]
Or Under The Stairs, having recently been adopted by Martyn, Jenni G, Kat, Danni, Michael, Niall, Andy, Joe, Ellen, Tom, Steve, Macca, Chloe, Sofi, Alex, Esme and anyone else under there who I can't remember at present [I do apologise] ^_^
Power in the darkness
Frightening lies from the other side
Power in the darkness
Stand up and fight for your rights
Freedom... we're talking bout your freedom
Freedom to choose what you do with your body
Freedom to believe what you like
Freedom for brothers to love one another
Freedom for black and white
Freedom from harassment, intimidation
Freedom for the mother and wife
Freedom from Big Brother's interrogation
Freedom to live your own life... I'm talking 'bout
Power in the darkness
Frightening lies from the other side
Power in the darkness
Stand up and fight for your rights
(Voice from The Other Side:) "Today, institutions fundamental to the British system of Government are under attack: the public schools, the house of Lords, the Church of England, the holy institution of Marriage, even our magnificent police force are no longer safe from those who would undermine our society, and it's about time we said 'enough is enough' and saw a return to the traditional British values of discipline, obedience, morality and freedom.
What we want is:
Freedom from the reds and the blacks and the criminals
Prostitutes, pansies and punks
Football hooligans, juvenile delinquents
Lesbians and left wing scum
Freedom from the niggers and the Pakis and the unions
Freedom from the Gipsies and the Jews
Freedom from leftwing layabouts and liberals
Freedom from the likes of you..."
Power in the darkness
Frightening lies from the other side
Power in the darkness
Stand up and fight for your rights
God he was gay, before he became a Christian , and then things went down hill, they went down hill fast
and in 1868 you could have died for being gay, cos you were born in the Uk, you could of stood trial like Oscar Wilde , for being gay
Oscar he said, that he world misunderstood, that "the love that dare not speak its name"(Wilde in his 1895 trial), had been around for a while
and you can find it in the work of william shakespeare and michelangelo , you can find it in Plato and Morrissey.
Most middle England folk, are still homophobes , cos there aint no gays in their village, its the fear of the unknown, the fear of the unknown , its the ignorance talking, weak man thats walking, and all of these people, all of these people, i bet they listen to David Bowie and Elton John & Cole Porter and Pete Townshend and Tchaikovsky.
It is not a choice, it is not a mindset, and the bible didnt mention it , not even once, not even once
Not every single gay likes the WMCA,they dont dance in a certain way, they dont cry more than other people do,
when Stephen Fry was born it was illegal to be gay, oh how the times have changed,but he is still going to hell anyway, according to the church
and isnt it funny, isnt it funny that most priest turn out to be gay
The pope is probably gay, i heard he had a fling with a cardinal,but the cardinal reckoned it was sinful so they stopped
and in 1868 you could have died for being gay, cos you were born in the Uk, you could of stood trial like Oscar Wilde , for being gay
If Stephen Fry is going to hell then i want to go with him
In heaven all the interesting people are missing
THE END
Sometimes The Sun Spangles And We Feel Alive.
Fall Down and Lie Still [CollectorManiac]
PopsUp Johnny Depp vid..IHaveNothingToConfessButMyGenius..Come into my world
..~We love this man Pops UpAnd this one [and I must meet his son he sounds fab lol]Pops Up~/
++"Talking to the British about sex is like talking to the Americans about reading. Nobody does it so why bother."++"There are four exciting channels in England. 'Did you say four channels?!' Why, yes I did. Funville Trolley! Ding! Ding! Get off here, it's World Entertainment Headquarters! And you're the emperor!"++"I mean, I'm as susceptible as the next guy to a nice ass, but the girls I always like are troubled and intellectual. Intellect totally turns me on. Especially a clever woman who gets up on stage and really lays it down. And you just go, 'Ah, that's so great.' Because it's sexy."++"You know, you're very judgmental. There's no judgment in this decade. What is this judgment you use? In our world, all things are funny. What is this thing you call 'Oooohhhh'? Is this your Earth indication of disappointment in a pun? In our world, all puns are beautiful, and they are of the highest form of comedy."++"You leave white people alone for thousands of years, you're going to get a waltz."
++"English girls are alright? That's 'cause they're drunk and easy."++"Fuck indeed, ladies and gentlemen. Fuck that shit, is all we can say."++"'Cause it seems to me that this country [America] is so often a redneck, dickhead, peckerwood, bo-hug, he-haw, gun-totin', psycho-Christian, anti-choice, homophobic, gimme-cap wearin', militia arm band, sportin' a huge belt buckle with your name on it that you wear upside-down so you go 'Oh shit that's my name!' kind of place."++"They celebrate Thanksgiving Day in England, by the way, it's called 'Fuck off, Puritan!' day."++"And the English, who are warm and cuddly by nature -- Thank you, look for the sarcasm, I think you'll find it contained in every joke."++"Look, until you've murdered a quart of ice cream and a bag of chocolate chip cookies before breakfast, I don't even wanna hear from your lame, skinny, tapeworm-laden ass."++"The argument is always the same, completely stupid, 'What if young person heard you mention mari-j-uana in a positive light and then the young person tried mari-j-u--' Then the young person would laugh at Scooby Doo."
Now, I have never believed myself to be physically attractive. There are three reasons for this.
++Philology and Jack Daniel's++
This Is Me-the Joe Sheedy Way =]
Who Is Miz Walkington?
She's a smiling face and an open ear
A friend amongst friends who stands out in a crowd
Who is Miz Walkington
She's a laugh and a joke when you're feeling down
An individual unique in her great qualities
Who is Miz Walkington
Like a sister she's caring, Like a brother protective
Within her nature lies perfection
Who is Miz Walkington
She's an hour long phone call worth every penny
She's two hours of missed sleep because you WANT to talk to her
Who is Miz Walkington?
She's my friend that's who and don't you forget it!!!
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Straight But Not Narrow
Geldof Live
http://www.mtv.it/music/eventi/storytellers/geldof_scheda.asp
There are a few physical things I'm after
There have been a few moments in my life where I've been so happy or so in awe that it's kept me going till now....here are the ones that spring to mind....
"I haven't got any arms!"->In Honour of the fun fun times of studying Arthur Miller's A View From The Bridge
Also for the english kids it's....JIM MACCOOL! Lmao good times
Find me on Bebo http://www.bebo.com/HughLaurieFan
The thing may say straight but I say bicurious
Guilty pleasure to the max-Justin Timberlake =S
I can see us holding hands
Walking on the beach our toes in the sand
I can see us in the country side
Sitting in the grass laying side by side
Who I'd like to meet:
Oh and this guy please James, "I've been thinking, yet again, that how sort of...perfect you are" - We have a date when we're 60 to harrass newbie doctor whovians who claim to know everything but have never seen the old series, by waiting outside of shops with 'remember the doctor, he'd remember you!' banners =D
I can talk to him about anything and he's always there and he makes me feel special and makes me happy even when I'm at my worst. Never before has one guy made me feel so good and smile so much =] ♥ dead bad
Also if Nickolodeon was real I'd like to meet Gordy [Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide], everyone on Spongebob, Fergy Fudgehog [Viva Pinata], Salem [Sabrina The Teenage Witch] and Cosmo [Fairly Odd Parents] ^_^
This T-shirt would be nice
http://www.ebtm.com/p-982-jack-daniels-t-shirt-jack-rocks.aspx
well ace!
OK then Mozza =]
Yeah Bryan Ferry and Steven Patrick Morrissey are just too cool =D
|~....She's still preoccupied with 1985....~|
Sarcasm Is Just Another Service I Offer For Those Of Us Too Busy To Be Witty
Welcome to your life
There's no turning back
Even while we sleep
We will find you
Acting on your best behaviour
Turn your back on mother nature
Everybody wants to rule the world
It's my own design
It's my own remorse
Help me to decide
Help me make the most
Of freedom and of pleasure
Nothing ever lasts forever
Everybody wants to rule the world
There's a room where the light won't find you
Holding hands while the walls come tumbling down
When they do I'll be right behind you
So glad we've almost made it
So sad they had to fade it
Everybody wants to rule the world
I can't stand this indecision
Married with a lack of vision
Everybody wants to rule the world
Say that you'll never never never need it
One headline why believe it ?
Everybody wants to rule the world
All for freedom and for pleasure
Nothing ever lasts forever
Everybody wants to rule the world
24th June 2008
"What's the greatest thing that happened to you today?
martyn and jenni
they are the greatest thing that happened to me today haha
turning up on my doorstop
being mistaken for jehovahs witnesses by my mum
waking me up
pulling me into consciousness with strawberry tart, tic-tacs and morrissey lyrics
recording our very odd conversation for an hour for my english teacher, and breaking the 4th wall by asking Gareth questions xD
being initiated into the wonders of roma
leaving my brother a note about his antibiotics, and some tic-tacs and a map to my house from winstanley
naming a spider admiral biffin
=]"
Friends
Some of the best times I've had have been with these three ^ ILY =] {Click it for our Geeky Friday pics =P}
[HELLOyouFOOLiLOVEyou]
Matt-BFFL! I've known him nearly all my life tbh. I wouldn't be me without Matt's influence =] He's always been there for as long as I can remember and is always there when I need him. I love teh Matt!
Mincey the donkey puppet and Globdule the moonbeam rule the world (Y)
Yeah as so many people have said to me, we're like brother and sister lol, except he's a better friend than any brother =]
We mad up some ace songs when we were little =] Here are a few for your viewing pleasure: The Meatball Song, created while eating Spag Bol-
Dotty and Betty, created while playing in the street and listening to the ice cream van playing the only tune it had [oh believe me this one's classy]-
And last but not least, Pink, Percy and Parsely, when we were driving somewhere and wanted to include Chris [my little brother] in a song
I never laugh as hard as when I'm with Mat tbh, like the 'if fat were bread' conversations and all those daft little jokes and comments that only we find funny =]
He once accidentally summed up our time with the phrase "We laughed, we don't know why" XD
Our Hero, Roma Downey, not because of the things she's apparently famous for, but for the rofl worthy It's A Miracle, and because her name sounds like 'down around me' and because she is not the same person on the credits and on set and because she doesn't blink and because it's never a miracle but she TRIES GODAMNIT SHE TRIES. And also because we ARE going to email her, get a signed picture and go on to present It's A Miracle ourselves =D
I also adore Gemma, his sister, she's like the big sister I never had, except I can dissasociate myself when it gets too mental xD We are headed for supermarket sweep, with tales of sperm banks and osteoperosis ^_^
James-Well what to say, he's utterly amazing and totally perfect. I love him to bits and I can talk to him about anything and he's always there for me and makes me feel special and happy even when I'm at my worst. He's an absolutely amazing friend mmhmm [Drawing by James =] He's super artisticly talented]
Re: Us being so perfectly matched we'd probably countermove each other's ideas a lot "like the daleks and the movellans.....oh god that is sooo nerdy" =D
clickythelinkiesforawesomeness We've had what is basically a continual myspace messaging conversation going for about 18 months, something stupid like 8000 messages xP Honestly, it's like talking to my hero everyday :)
Amee-Hello and welcome to the Misplaced Emphasis Production of What?! Women Want?! Fabness. Known her for a few years but the overbearing presensce of a certain Eastham in our lives has brought us closer and I'm glad =)
And to quote Amee for a moment, Me, Matt, Amee and Paul [Moss] are 'THE MOST FANTASMAGORICAL AND FITT PEOPLE TO WALK THE STREETS OF RUNCORN.' yes it's true! on the night of my meeting, and Amee being serenaded by Rich Hall! It sucks not seeing her everyday now cos she's at a different college, but when we do meet up it's so much fun =]
To quote Amee -> "becky + amee + stand up comedy + whose line is it anyway + haribo + plans for fancy dress costumes as eighties male new romantics = WELL GOOD AFTERNOON. And we are going to be the best eighties male new romantics you have ever seen IN YOUR LIFE." But you can't split us up cos then we'd be the 40s, and there was no neon in the 40s, the tanks would be neon and that wouldn't make sense!
She is generally amazing and I love her to bits =]
My mind wants me to marry her, it said so through dream form
As of the 5th May 2008 Becky:MK & Amee:MK are sprawled on the floor with excitement over beards you could hide badgers in whilst destroying the Premier Inn customer service system by putting rocks in our beds (Y)
BECKAHAY AND AMAHAY OF THE FUTUREEEE!!
http://www.myspace.com/romanax
Anna-She's great. I've known her a long time but we've only become good friends in the past few years. Thankfully I speak to her near enough everyday now cos of college and I recently introduced her to the wonderful world of Collectormania =] She has unusual obsessions but they're all part of the Anna-ee goodness =]
http://www.myspace.com/worship_the_tic_tac
Martyn-The boy =] Tic-Tacs and Guinness and Ireland and green t-shirts and caps fitted to small heads and The Clash laces and Gareth and giddiness and 'uselessness' and failed sentences and the sound of automatic doors and poking and tickling and field times and grinning and silent laughter and crazy laughter and dodgy knees and rugby and toucans and Australia and camo jackets and subtle 'entanglement' and star gazing and Lonsdale Park 08 and huzzahhedges and yay jars and heaps&heaps of other things that to me shout MARTYN lol. He's also a brilliant poet with beautiful eyes and a fear of being photographed =P
Jenni-Nerds stick together! Yes we do lol, only me Jenni recently at college, but she's ace, what with herlove of Hitchiker's Guide To The Galaxy, comics & transvestites xD Oh we do have fun =]
Pauly Mc-"Mmm Mincey"...."Mmm limpy" Luffly. Although he can be a bitch at times he's still fabulous. Only recently I've realised how ace Paul is. And he is awesomeness. We were the greatest people in our physics class....obviously! =] He frequently tells me he wants my life for the claims to fame too ^_^
"Oh dear we're having that conversation again" "Yes the attractiveness of lesbians conversation"->Yes we discuss the hotness of both men and women (Y)
And we bum buffy =D 'It's fun to bum buffy, especially if you're a boy like me who loves the women'-'or a girl like me, who bums both the men AND the women' good times =] but remember, Paul likes the men now =P
The oh so true words, as of August 14th 2008 "We've done well, we've got good grades, you've got a boyfriend who isn't gay, I can party, I'm single and drunk, we have great lives!"
This made me smile lol
Grant: Shut up Becky, nah I love Becky
Paul: You know what grant, you don't deserve to love Becky, she's so much higher up than you, you're like, "Becky I love you, but I can't reach you"
Lmao good times =D
Paul always saves me at parties, always, when the low point is hit and I get overly thoughtful and depressed, he;s always there, like sitting in Kit's kitchen discussing our failed love lives "we can be lonely arseholes together!" and at Mat's stroking my hair and letting me lean on him nefore declaring me his wench xP. I need this boy more than he knows I suspect.
Paulo MossPaul is dead good. He's really friendly, funny and frighteningly intelligent =] Inanimate objects are his friends :S He's always fun to be around and nice to talk to, quite often in another language. We've had some fun random outings, and Bill Bailey was amazing =D Hurray for Paul!
Kit-Suaveness personified. Generally nice and great to talk to. And she has great jackets! So many strange dinnertimes and whatnot with strange actions and songs, usually with teh Amee in the good old days. There's no bad here =]
Michael avec the SSSSS&SSSSS'&SSSSSmark3 [stupid spider/sibling/straw smashin stompin squad] "NYI, that's No Yoouuu'rrrrree It" *paws face lovingly*, the cushions from Mexico and London and all his general aceness yes? New to my world but we've already had some fun times and accquired in jokes =p
Status banter ftw:
"→Girl From The County Hell←[G33K] SpeccyTrekkyBecky YES MICHAEL I DO LOVE DAVID CAMERON'S BROKEN UTERUS, WE'RE HAPPY TOGETHER *SOBS* oh sod it, FETCH THE BREAD! Widdecombeless please 16 minutes ago. Update.
Mood: amused
Michael now i bloody find becky LOVES david camerons broken uterus *folds arms*, put it on bread love, nice garnish for anne widecombe! 27 minutes ago.
Mood: sneezy"
Grant-Well quite. Sometimes I wonder why we're friends haha! He is amazing of course but my God almighty are we opposites? I have many memories of calling him "Tory Scaaaab" and the like, asn when drunk the only conversation we have is "Shut up Becky, nah I love Becky" He no longer has vertical/gravity defying hair =O
Rach-So very luffly. Managed to keep me awake in maths lessons long enough for me to pass my GCSE =D. Quite an impressive feat. Rach is always really great to talk to and dead fun =] Oh and of course, has the most amazing hair styling/colouring skills in the world =P
Joe-Hilariously funny and mind numbingly camp. Not my 'heterosexual life partner' (quotage from Joe not killerwhale) contrary to Mrs Kellaway's beliefs lol. I ♥ our huge hour long phone conversations and games of who'd you rather, rate the hotness and best gay couple! Joe's ace and he makes German bearable, if not fun. TANZEN *dances* Everybody's gotta have a gay best friend and this guy is the epitemy of fab and ideal for such a cause, although he has recently been pipped to the post by Matt [correction, Joe is gay best friend, Mat is best friend who happens to be gay =P]. Like marmite, you either love him or you hate him =D
This what Joe use to think of me-he's updated it so check out his page!
Well this is the one and only Becki Walker of course. She achieved the perhaps seemingly impossible task of convincing a teacher i was her hetrosexual life partner Imao, hilarious stuff. This gal is indeed a fantastic new german comrade and evil helper and also the Queen of incredibly long phone conversations Iol, always a delight to see the Walker and I hope to see her again in the near future. . . . . . . .tomorrow most likely =] xx
Tezz-Just Tezz. "Who's better at sex Tezz or women?!" Funny, friendly and just darn fab! Basically, lanky bugger =P
Beth-Oh such a funny person. And the first new friend I made at high school. So really she is resposible for introducing me to a lot of the other people I know now. And she's made some darn gud music! I'm on srict instruction to remember her as the funny one not the gay one or the dick xD And it'll be that way!
Sophie-Funny, fantabulous and it times more than a little disturbing. And tho she drives me beyond insanity at times she is great. Not sure how I'm coping without our history lessons, I can't stand history now =S She's driven me to limerick writing and general mental damage =] History buddy!
Jenny, Emma and Charlotte-Thre amazing girls who I've only just recently got to know, but they're great! Amnesty International Conference with Jenny, laughing at daft things with Emma and hardcore politics revision with Charlotte all spring to mind =]
Oh and Jenny B too, having bonded more at Mat's 'family' gathering =] BECKY, MAT AND JENNY SURVIVED KENNY, yes, yes we did, it was hellish *shudders*.
&&Martyn avec his great taste in music, niftiness and tictacs and alround absolute loveliness =] He's getting his own bit soon due to recent progressions =P
&&Gareth the Gazamataz because he is amazingly lovely and huggable and geeky and immense in more ways than words describe ok?
And this is Chris, my little brother....he's a right pain in the arse but still he's my brother....and I thought I'd give him a shout so CHRIS! There's a shout for you =]
Not bad. Shitting my Chemistry tomorrow, and not looking forward to another two rather unexpected exams for Biology, on thursday and friday. Highly unimpressed!
haha suitably minimalistic...so me lmao ;) well i felt it had to be done lol yeah tell me about it lol you see the music player was where I would listen to all the music I was looking forward that I didn't have on cd etc, but now I have most of them in itunes and so don't really need it anymore, beside the amazing sound of "Nostalgia" is enough for me lol
haha! well glad you enjoyed it lol I felt my old profile stuff was a bit....full on lmao so I decided to economise, wise I thought in today's climate lol so got rid of most of the "What_______character are you like?" quizes and decided to keep it minimal, don't know how to put a background on and am tbh, not bothered lol also bid au revoir to the music player because it stopped working, which is good, the sound of Emily Barker battling with the beatles seemed a little too much lol
I can imagine lol. Is it all ok now though? *is prodded* Ow!! *rubs soreness* I’m doing the work, I have 600 words done lol. And sounds alright methinks. And I agree with that face as regards Passion, I rewatched it yesterday… *stifles tears* And then is shall quite rightly lol
Argh! that can't have been fun. glad its sorted now though... And i'm ok thanks, just attempting to do history work lol. you up to much? Alright, i shall believe that that is the case if it happens lol:)
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