ATTENTION

[[You chose to come to my page, don't bitch about what you read. You don't care about my opinion, I don't care about yours. You can click 'home' whenever you so chose]]

Get over it, Steffy's cock is bigger than yours. What else to you think has kept me around all these years? Her gorgeous good looks, charming personality, and pure hatred for all other life forms? Naaahhhh, it's the cock.


Children need not apply; 18+ please
No horny old men or 15 year old little 'bi' girls please.

If you have the chance and you wont talk to me in person, don't try to add me on here [dumb ass].

WARNING: I live with two vicious men and a psychopath is my other half.

As a general rule: I gives no fucks. Take your bullshit drama else where. Please and thank you. I'm single and ..UN..available. [if you wanna take that as snobby, great! whatever it takes for you to LEAVE ME ALONE]

The first rule of US is you don't talk about US. The second rule of US is you don't talk about US.

The second rule: Friends = Family > You

Lesson the third: No, I don't "know you like that". But I do know what YOU decide to post on the internet for the whole [fucking] world to SEE and READ.

Fourthly: Do unto others as you'd have them do unto you.
[I hardcore live by this. It's where a lot of my spitefulness comes from.]

"The only way to find true happiness is to risk being completely cut open" -Jefree Star

"Reality's only good as long as it's the reality you've dreamed about." -Junkmouth

I'm a "Floridaknight"

"We're fuckin' hippies."

We don't hauk trek here.



Thom: Look, other bands, they want to make it about sex or pain, but you know, The Beatles, they had it all figured out, okay? "I Want to Hold Your Hand." The first single. It's effing brilliant, right?... That's what everybody wants, Nicky. They don't want a twenty-four-hour hump sesh, they don't want to be married to you for a hundred years. They just want to hold your hand. ☮




I <3 the original Power Rangers
[every little girl wanted to be Kimberly!].


"Caffeine is my shepherd; I shall not doze.
It maketh me to wake in green pastures,
It leadeth me beyond the sleeping masses.
It restoreth my buzz.
It leadeth me in the paths of consciousness for its name's sake.
Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of addiction,
I will fear no Equala
For thou art with me; thy cream and thy sugar they comfort me.
Thou preparest a carafe before me in the presence of The Starbucks.
Thou anointest my day with pep; my mug runneth over.
Surely richness and taste shall follow me all the days of my life,
And I will dwell in the House of Mochas forever."

CLICK IT!


Miss Dodger: At a certain part in your life. Probably when too much of it has gone by. You will open your eyes and see yourself for who you are. Especially for everything that made you so different from all the awful normals. And you will say to yourself, "But I am this person." And in that statement, that correction, there will be a kind of love.

Can't Find Me, Look Here

☞Near Mike, Stef, and/or Brandon
☞Running up and down stairs
☞In front of a tv watching a movie
☞Entertaining children in the livingroom
☞On the front porch
☞Myspace/facebooking on any computer I can get my hands on
☞Near speakers. . I likes the music
☞Standing in front of Mike's pantry. . choices, choices
☞In a bathroom,I pee a lot, and I'm vain, I like mirrors
☞BED
☞Running around Rose Hill

Facts for strangers

☣ I'm quiet around new people.
☣ I'll say hi first, but you have to strike up a conversation.
☣ New people make me nervous.
☣ There has to be something about you that catches my attention to get me to talk to you [first]
☣ If Steffy hates you, I will most likely hate you. But I'll give you a chance to redeem the unfair hatred.
☣ If your "normal", I probly don't like you.
☣ Don't poke me, I will have my revenge. My spit soaked finger WILL go in your ear.
☣ If you don't talk within the first week of me adding you, I'm deleting you.
☣ I'm not giving you my number. I don't want yours.
☣ I'm not going to meet random people from myspace, even if they're from the same town [if none of my friends know who you are]. {I'm not going to become part of the statistics I make fun of}
☣ I will always say yes. Unless. No is required.

Random Fun Facts

✧I tie my shoes using the two bunny ears method
✧I'm becoming a coffee drinker {coffee liquor is great!}
✧Mikey says I have a "porn star" back {lawl/wtf}
✧For some reason I hate it when I play with my hair and twirl it around my fingers. I hate it even more when I catch myself doing it. But it gives me something to fidget with
✧✧Jesus is my favorite Narutard
✧Rogue and Gambit are my favorite X-Men characters
✧I don't like asking for help. I have to try on my own first
✧When talking to people, break the ice by starting a convo about porn[works every time]
✧I'm a Gemini, and it shows
✧I enjoy a good argument
✧I [heart] Harley Quinn
✧I spread pb&j with a spoon, not a knife
✧The way to my heart is with Ham sandwiches and Key lime Pie
✧I'd prefer to drink coffee in the afternoon than in the mornings [most days]
✧Bagels with strawberry jam FTW
✧A voodoo pirate kidnapped my Sony Ericson
✧I want a Mickey Mouse hat like Columbia's
✧I hold grudges. Even for the smallest and stupidest of things. I can forgive things done to me easily[usually, or after a while], but fuck over my friends and I hate you for life
✧I say "word" and "dude" a lot
✧[9.29.09]The day I sold my soul.
✧I don't like to reject people. I'll try to hint 'no' in any and every way possible but usually can't simply just say no.
✧I enjoy useless information.
✧I'm blunt. It's OFTEN mistaken for being bitchy or having an attitude. No, I just call it like I see it. Your giving me an attitude with your tone of voice, therefor getting that same tone back.