About me: The Blarney Stone Pub, located at 220 West Wisconsin St. in Portage, Wisconsin; has been in existence since 1990. Featuring daily happy hour specials and nightly drink specials. We offer occasional musical events, euchre tournaments, trivial pursuit tournaments, special events, pool and dart tournaments and much, much more!!! Visit us at the Blarney Stone and show your Irish Pride.
Thanks for the good times this summer. we had a blast and hope you did too. Blarney Stone you are the reason I stagger home in the morning, I love you. See you again this spring. BFS over and out!
Police are warning all men who frequent clubs, parties and local pubs to be alert and stay cautious when offered a drink from any woman. Many females use a date rape drug on the market called -(Beer)- The drug is found in liquid form and available anywhere. It comes in bottles, cans, from taps and in large kegs.
Beer is used by female sexual predators at parties and bars to persuade their male victims to go home and have sex with them. A woman needs only to get a guy to consume a few units of Beer and then simply ask him home for no strings attached sex. Men are rendered helpless against this approach.
After several Beers, men will often succumb to the desires to perform sexual acts on horrific looking women to whom they would never normally be attracted. After drinking Beer, men often awaken with only hazy memories of exactly what happened to them the night before, often with just a vague idea something bad occurred.
At other times these unfortunate men are swindled out of their life's savings, in a familiar scam known as a relationship. In extreme cases, the female may even be shrewd enough to entrap the unsuspecting male into a longer term form of servitude and punishment referred to as marriage. Men are much more susceptible to this scam after Beer is administered and sex is offered by the predatory females.
Please! Forward this warning to every male you know. If you fall victim to this 'Beer' and the women administering it... there are male support groups where you can discuss the details of your shocking encounter with similarly affected like-minded guys. For the support group nearest to you, just look up 'Golf Courses', 'Bar & Grill' or 'Tavern' in your local phone book.
Barefoot Soldiers invade the Blarney stone this Sat. July 14th at 10pm. come early and see two opening acts. @ 8:30 check out "Deep Blue Sea" an @ 9:30 kick it up with "The Don Dan Brigade" BFS take the stage @ 10:00. Be there or hear about the rest of the summer! See you there
A drunk walks into the front door of a pub abd says "can I (hiccup) get a beer?" Bartender says "I don't serve drunks. So the drunk leaves and comes back in the side door. He sits down and says "I'd like a beer." Bartender says "I told you, I don't serve drunks!" The drunk leaves and comes in the back door. He sits down and says "I really need a (hiccup) beer." Bartender says I told you, I don't serve drunks! Puzzled the drunk says "God how many places do you work at?"
I was shopping at the local supermarket where I selected:
A half-gallon of 2% milk,
A carton of eggs,
A quart of orange juice,
A head of romaine lettuce,
A 2 lb. can of coffee, and
A 1 lb. package of bacon.
As I was unloading my items on the conveyor belt to check out, a drunk
standing behind me watched as I placed the items in front of the
cashier.
While the cashier was ringing up the purchases, the drunk calmly stated,
"You must be single."
I was a bit startled by this proclamation, but I was intrigued by the
derelict's intuition, since I was indeed a single woman . I looked at the
six
items on the belt! and saw nothing particularly unusual about my
selections that could have tipped off the drunk to
my marital status.
Curiosity getting the better of me, I said: "Well, you know what, you're
absolutely right. But how on earth did you know that?"
Hey What's up!? Hopefully I'll be in soon, don't make it back quite often enough! I think you should hand out bumper stickers or something too... just a thought.
