Generalart, world domination, naming inanimate objects and talking to them, sewing, dancing in the rain, jasmine tea, broken clocks, creepy children, fashion design for those with the brain diseases, wearing hideous unflattering clothes that clash, gypsies, jews, mad tea parties, combat boots and pretty pink dresses, constantly making art, bright yellow umbrellas, swimming at night, vegetarians, garlic, zombies, art therapy, forensic science
Musicthe boy least likely to, jason webley, off white noise, frank zappa, matisyahu, klaus nomi, pimentos for gus, cruxshadows, dresden dolls, cat stevens, math the band, voltaire, daft punk, tilly and the wall, decemberists, atom and his package, bjork + the sugarcubes, ani difranco, david bowie, they might be giants, bela fleck and the flecktones, snap her, happy family, neutral milk hotel, the unicorns, punk bunny, etc
"I get this ache, and I thought it was for sex- but its to tear everything to fucking pieces"
-hedwig and the angry inch
-city of lost children
(and pretty much everything else with woody allen)
-unico and the isle of magic
-really bad foreign musicals
-the fearless vampire killers!
-death to smoochy
-but i'm a cheerleader
-cecil b demented
-killer klowns from outer space
-also: Troma films such as 'cannibal the musical', 'killer condom', and 'redneck zombies'..
Televisiontv is for suckers.... but i have been known to watch such quality shows as: family guy, iron chef, adult swim, gumby, fraggle rock, rainbow bright, FLCL, absolutely fabulous, invader zim, forensic science shows, house, starved, and of course the original batman (ADAM WEST!)
and don't forget about wonderful public access shows like HAPPY DOG!! tampa, fl represent!
Bookscurrent favorite authors: Jonathan Safran Foer, Susan Sontag, Henrik Ibsen, Bret Easton Ellis, Hunter S. Thompson, and Sandra Cisneros.
I also enjoy almost everything by Dahl, CS Lewis' "The Screwtape Letters" and "Till We Have Faces", and random other books such as: the house on mango street, the yellow wallpaper, alice in wonderland, jewish feminism books, vegan cookbooks.... o yes, and i also enjoy SQUEE comics and Johnny the Homicidal Maniac
and John Waters
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- Jan 18, 2008 11:33 PM i moved to a hippie commune!!!!!!!
- Mar 5, 2007 3:54 PM JOURNEY ACROSS THE U.S.!!!
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- Religion: Jewish
- Zodiac Sign: Aquarius
- Education: College graduate
- Occupation: artist
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