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Conquering Valhalla
Metal / Death Metal / Hardcore

		"It means "vagina" in German" Ottawa, Ontario Canada Profile Views: 12647 Last Login: 7/2/2008
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Member Since	1/10/2006
Band Members	ANAL "STEINKE" - Lead, Rhythm Guitar & Drunken Viking Warrior MACK - Rhythm, Lead Guitar & Sexy Bearded Pirate with 10 inches of Woman Pleasing Man Stalk BRUTUS - Vocals & Great Devourer of Babies TROY of Ass Pirates- Bass Mike Birch - Master of the Danger Zone
Influences	Amon Amarth, At the Gates, From A Second Story Window, Lamb of God, Children of Bodom, Arch Enemy, In Flames, Beneath the Massacre, Dillinger Escape Plan, Sleep Terror......... and about 7004 other bands.
Sounds Like	Eating your own babies... twice. ONLY $5 LOCAL COMPILATION CD A compilation album of mainly Ottawa local talent including 16 tracks by a selection of awsome bands. Selling for only $5 this is worth picking up. Contact Conquering Valhalla if you would like to purchase a copy of this comp. Support your local talent! If you like this then please Pop it at PopCurrent.com!
Record Label	We anxiously await a record label
Type of Label	None

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The colossal beef titans of Conquering Valhalla... five warriors given license to soar by the great Gods of Pubicon 3. The great devourers of babies and destructors of the un-metal, slayers of gay dragons and inhalers of cannons. All five members of this massive musical managerie of megalithic proportions were all born with full beards at the same time from within a giant robotic vagina known only as "Steve" on top of glorious Skull Mountain, in Castle Wolfensteinke. Fed on a steady diet of baby meat, weed and beer the five drunken vikings grew up strong and fast, developing man-stalks that could crush buildings and bodies so beefy they can cause unborn fetuses to explode in the womb just by flexing their eyelids.
Soon these sexually driven pinnacles of manliness knew their powers, though undeniably great and ass kicking, could be used for more domination than is really humanly necessary, and so they began to make music. Not the sweet kind that puts your darling little kids to sleep... the kind that forced zombified vikings to rise from the dead and windmill headbang while eating elderly villagers. Anal and Mack picked up the great Wailing Axes of Doom, Danger found his rhythm on the War Congas of Untimely Death, Brutus used the Harpies Shreak of Ear Piercing Destruction and (the Fall of) Troy found the Rumbling Guillotine of Torture to be his instrument of choice. Together these Overlords of Supra-Annihilation were creating the very sounds of death and the world would soon know the greatness of their collective powers!

Now on the local Ottawa scene Conquering Valhalla have made themsleves known both locally and provincially, in preparation for inevitable world domination.

These He-men of modern metal lords command everyone to support them at their shows and download their badass tunes. Remeber, each member of Conquering Valhalla will personally make dirty, nasty medieval love to all our screaming, salivating fans during and after our shows. Keep it metal and support the vikings!

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i shot sapphire	Jul 6 2008 5:07 PM ei guys... update me f u got some shows... im kinda new here in town so iv never been to any... -don
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Insanity Complex (seeking members)	Jun 2 2008 9:13 PM I've moved to www. myspace. com/insancomplex, if you've been added to my list within the past few months thanks for your support. Everyone else's continued support is very much appreciated.
SevenScars	May 8 2008 11:32 AM Sweet tunes dudes. You own.
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My Shadow	Apr 13 2008 4:57 PM Thanks for the support guys.. Keep up the good work! My Shadow
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Remnants of a Deity (CD OUT NOW!!!)	Apr 4 2008 6:50 PM Yo dudes, keep rippin the shit up! We should play a show, whats say you? Destructors of the un-metal. hahaa Badass
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The Conservatory For The Regression Of Sound	Feb 21 2008 6:05 AM ! Conquering Valhalla ! We are performing at ZAPHOD BEEBLEBROX in OTTAWA next Monday - opening for THE INCREMENTS. The show is a FREE SHOW. We will be on at 9 PM SHARP. All 8 of us (i've asked around, and it's true) hope to see you there. Let us know so we can look out for your bad-ass.
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OUR KINGDOM CRASH <ALBUM IN PROGRESS>	Jan 6 2008 7:58 AM hey guys, killer set last night you were awesome. It was an honor to play with you. -Graham, OKC
Silence is Deafening (RIP)	Dec 28 2007 7:29 PM she tried out for playboy its crazy that we grew up with her! http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm.fuseaction=user.viewprofile=1788290
At Arms (NEEDS A NEW BASS PLAYER)	Dec 27 2007 7:02 PM
OUR KINGDOM CRASH <ALBUM IN PROGRESS>	Dec 16 2007 8:33 PM hey guys, is there some number i could contact any of you by? like a cellphone or something? just to work out some details. Thanks, Dave of OKC
Your Last Wish	Nov 11 2007 1:56 PM Hey! This is to inform you guys that we are currently booking. If you want to share the stage or just need a band an extra band leave us a message or write us at: your_last_wish@hotmail.com Our myspace www.myspace.com/yourlastwishqc Thanks ..m/. - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Salut! Ceci est pour vous informez que nous commençons à booker des shows. Si vous voulez partager le stage ou avez besoin d’un band de plus écrivez nous à your_last_wish@hotmail.com Notre myspace www.myspace.com/yourlastwishqc Merci ..m/
angi	Sep 30 2007 11:06 PM tommy referred me to you guys. he kept insisting i listen to you, and that i add you to myspace, ect. good band, hope to see a show some day. i have to tell him now that i've finally heard you, he'll be happy with me i think.
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