shawn porter.......jaws 5.....the revenge of the revenge of jaws 6 and a time machine and a boatload of cash to make jaws movies with and maybe a boat to shoot jaws movies on and a big ass bomb because everyone knows that is the classic way to blow up jaws. anyone want to see a dead jaws body? are you still reading this?oh yeah....all the guys from slayer are in my band. we drink jasmine tea and just chill together. and all the guys from the A team and different strokes are in this band. and my little pony....ummm,,,,,he/she plays the gabber kicks. and stevie nicks sings backup. or lead. whatever you want. I hope this isn't too real for you. jaws 7 is called "jaws 7....keepin' it jaws" in this film jaws has a time machine and makes sure Y2k goes down in a really nasty way. he doesn't eat a helicopter in this one....he eats a fucking spaceship. in jaws 7 part 2 jaws eats jaws 7 part one and has to go to therapy for fucking up his future. in jaws 8.......ok...that isn't in production because we blew all our money on jaws 7 part one and part 2.
Influences
nova. pbs. daly city records. girlfight.tear. 5loweshop. insomnia. scissors. i'm tired. Leif.
Sounds Like
whatever you want me to sound like girl, it’s okay, don’t worry. you wanna huff airplaine glue under the freeway? I’m all out of freeways. and friends.
nova. they don't have sharks. but they know alot about planets and other stuff you probably don't care about. that's ok. they don't care about you either. I wonder if nova has deleted my friendness yet. it is too painfull to check. if you are out there nova.......thanks for the spaceship you sent me for my spring break/ birthday party (sponserd by sparx). and the lifetime supply of awsome. pbs would be bullshit without you nova. if pbs ever raises a hand to you nova I will XXXXing Xill them.
Also, make sure to get a copy of Wet Pizza Vol. III disc 1 if you haven't already. Even if you have, this is the updated copy with the previously missing Algernaut track, "Metaphoric Gizz Funk," so get with the times.
Jacob Fred Jazz Odyssey returns to the Bay Area for 3 shows this week!
Wed. 6/17 - Elbo Room - SF,CA
Thurs. 6/18 - Starry Plough - Berkeley,CA
Fri. 6/19 - Starry Plough - Berkeley,CA (w/Antioquia!)
Yo,
The Flying Skulls just released a Mashup EP call CLUB CRACK containing
tracks from Take Flight! the upcoming Skulls studio album. Get it free
at http://theflyingskulls.com. Featuring Aaliyah, Spankrock,
and Mudmowth (uk).
Salut les craackers!!! La semaine prochaine s'annonce mega chouette héhé
on commence jeudi 23 avril a l'omnibus a 19h Vernissage avec Hébého et art flute 2 formations petage de cables...
on lancera ainsi l'exposition qui durera une semaine l exposition sera ouverte de 10h a 19h non stop des mediateurs seront présents pour vous faire decouvrir le travail des artistes invités!
on enchaine au celtic pub le vendredi 24 avril avec un plateau de fou! monster p + pitchlab + ray valentine a 20h entrée 5 euros gratuit adhérents craack
enfin on terminera la ou on a commencé!!! devernissage jeudi 30 avril à omnibus a 19h avec untitled et favela pour continuer la confusion
voila le programme des festivités... REFRESH THE CRAACK!!!
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