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EYELOR:D
Metal / Ambient / Electronica

'The bastard son of a hundred maniacs'



Hereford,
United Kingdom

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Member Since3/13/2006
Band WebsiteYou&39;re on it.
Band Members

Me.That's it. Nobody else plays any of the stuff. Lyrical and inspirational contributions from Pure Motorised Insect.

Influences

Meshuggah, Devin Townsend/Strapping Young Lad, Dream Theater, Pantera (Dimebag (RIP), master of the art of true metal), The immortal and incomparable Frank Zappa, Vai, Squarepusher, Aphex Twin, Boards of Canada, King Crimson, Fripp, Eno, Yes, Genesis, Todd Rundgren, The Enid, Kyuss, At The Gates, Carcass (Bill Steer - riff machine) Penderecki, Steve Reich, Clive Barker, Robert Rankin, The Chap, Thelonius Monk, Charles Mingus, Hungry Ants, Tim Berne, Mike Patton, Hellbastard, Ovuca, Pete Zeldman, Merlin, Eric Roche, Soundgarden and anything I happen to hear, see or read. I could go on but I think you get the picture.

Sounds LikeThe Resonant Frequency Of Flesh........what else?
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   About EYELOR:D

I am Szleppard. I make music under a variety of guises. Some of it is nice, some not so nice, some of it is not even music in the traditional sense, some is just plain stupid. This space is designed to showcase some of my musical adventures and also to promote my now legendary debut release 'The Resonant Frequency Of Flesh' which is available from a variety of well established online retailers (some listed below).

Earlier recorded works remain unreleased but can be obtained by direct correspondence and are listed as follows:

Szleppard - Office Experiments (£6 inc. p&p) Solo guitar ambient album recorded live during February 2005. Remastered January 2007.

Knucklechild - Test Card: The TV Themes EP (£4 inc. p&p) 9 of your favourite tv themes reworked in a variety of styles, inspired largely by the fine work of Moog Cookbook


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sarah





Aug 15 2008 11:51 AM

happy birthday
Kevlar O)))





Jan 14 2008 7:49 PM

Wow. It has been a while since we spoke!

How is it going in 2k8? Life is supoib for me, new camera, new ink in my skin, uni is great... just need time to make more choons!

peace,
Kev
Shabdahbriah


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Dec 24 2007 3:21 PM



Wishing you and yours, a VERY JOYOUS "Season"...



And spectacular NEW YEAR :)

(and lots and lots, of 'toys')

~ S ~
SCAMP - New track up!





Aug 22 2007 6:36 PM

Thank's alot man! It's always nice to hear when people like's our stuff!
Shabdahbriah


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Aug 9 2007 10:22 AM

Hey man ... got the player to accept the longer version of "Merkabah Drift".

Synthy intro, and some other bits. Hope you like :)

best...
Shabdahbriah


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Aug 8 2007 11:52 PM

Hey man :)))

Thanks for your comment! Exactly the "feeling" I was going for :)))

That's the short version though, as my 'player' wouldn't take the longer one - so I cut-off the end 'perc', and about a minute of synthy-drama stuff. Oh well.

Hope you are well, and happy.

best......
F.K.Ü.





Jul 24 2007 11:09 AM

FOUR FINGERS FROM THE HORROR METAL MOSHING MACHINE!

Jailex





Jul 21 2007 1:08 AM

listen, your ine hell of an artist and a great human being, the tracks are top class mate!
Ongoss.com





Jul 20 2007 12:37 PM

LMFAO ROFLCOPTER BBQ; I don't imagine you're watching the BBC1 news just now. So Here are the highlights;


"That business there was underwater, they lost, sadly, two pet cats. Those dead cats were floating around here until about an hour ago."

(And on the subject of Barry Island...)

"The suns already out in London, I'm not sure if Barry's out of the woods just yet"
Kevlar O)))





Jul 12 2007 9:36 PM

:D

I'm not too bad, apart from a horrible reoccurring stomach bug that has remained undiagnosed as of yet, such pain I didn't know was imaginable.

But apart from that, the photography is going well, and if all is rich after summer I'll be getting my budget studio lighting! Model photography here I come!

Going back to uni to do Anthropology too so I'll be a busy beaver then :)

And how are you doing sir? I should come to myspace more but all my mates have migrated to bebo :/
Kevlar O)))





Jul 11 2007 9:09 PM

I love cats, but ones named Gaia are up there with the best of them. My one at home is called Moogle, although mum, dad and the sister reject this for the much more bland Rascal :/
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Jun 29 2007 1:46 PM

Ok this one's worth adding here too. (sorry :P)


The following is an actual question given on a University of Liverpool chemistry final exam.

The answer by one student was so “profound” that the professor shared it with colleagues via the Internet, which is why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well.

Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)?

Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle’s Law
that gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed or some variant.

One student, however, wrote the following:

First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at which they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving. As for how many souls are entering Hell, let’s look at the different religions that exist in the world today. Most of these
religions state that, if you are not a member of their religion, you
will go to Hell.

Since there is more than one of these religions and since people do
not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go
to Hell. With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the
number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially. Now, we look at the
rate of change of the volume in Hell. Because Boyle’s Law states that
in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay constant,
the volume of Hell must expand proportionately as souls are added.

This gives two possibilities:

1. If Hell is expanding at
a slower rate than the rate at which souls
enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase
until all Hell breaks loose.

2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in
Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes
over.

So which is it?

If we accept the postulate g
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Jun 29 2007 1:33 PM

Ok there were too many, so you'll have to go and look yourself:

www.loljesus.com

Go through the archives, I wet myself :( LOL
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Jun 29 2007 1:19 PM

LMFAO

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Jun 29 2007 11:34 AM





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Jun 12 2007 8:02 PM

Congratulations!

oh the pads and hammer-ons of tiny feet
The Enid Society





Jun 5 2007 8:30 AM

Thanks for the request, happy to be your friend.
janet





May 31 2007 5:41 AM

i've joined facebook.


me = lemming.
Papa





May 22 2007 9:14 AM

as allways im just pleased to see u my friend..;)
how are u bro? its been ages....
Kevlar O)))





May 17 2007 10:35 AM

:(

I want live SYL/Devin... Never gonna happen again it seems. (see blog)
HedrusH





May 15 2007 7:40 PM

hows these for Apples


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Moorwater





May 11 2007 6:34 PM

Hello mate! Found a few suitable candidates, will be auditioning soon. We're recording a load of stuff at the mo with Doug so still busy !
Dude, you checked out Guthrie Govan's album 'Erotic Cakes' ? The best guitar album ive heard for a long time , awesome playing.
Miss $witchblade [No.21]





May 10 2007 4:04 PM

ps. i thought that song was called 'Rainbows over Frenchmen'
Miss $witchblade [No.21]





May 10 2007 4:03 PM

Look...i have THE FITTEST friends...you are all white hot!

BINKY





Apr 29 2007 10:43 AM


Morning Mr, have awoken to discover my skin is one size too small, i suspect I am on my beeriod, blargh!
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