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| Name: | Uriah |
| Date of Birth: | December 18, 1984 |
| Birthplace: | Mather AFB, California |
| Current Location: | Belton, Missouri |
| Eye Color: | Brown |
| Hair Color: | Dark brown |
| Height: | 6'1" |
| Heritage: | Caucasian, with a bit of Lunarian |
| Piercings: | Less than one. |
| Tattoos: | Not more than zero. |
| Favourite: |
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| Band/Singer: | Weird Al Yankovic |
| Song: | "Brand New World" by D-51 |
| Movie: | Kung Pow: Enter the Fist |
| Disney Movie: | The Jungle Book; Mowgli's gon tap that ho at the end of the movie! |
| TV show: | The Simpsons will hold this spot forever! |
| Color: | Red |
| Food: | Shrimp and popcorn. Also popcorn shrimp. |
| Pizza topping: | Sausage, souls |
| Ice-Cream Flavor: | Mint chocolate chip |
| Drink (alcoholic): | I don't drink. |
| Soda: | Sprite |
| Store: | Wal-Mart |
| Clothing Brand: | I don't know or care. |
| Shoe Brand: | See above |
| Season: | Spring, although my allergies nearly kill me. |
| Month: | December - - birthday AND Christmas = win! |
| Holiday/Festival: | Christmas |
| Flower: | Anything besides dandelions (which technically are not flowers anyway). |
| Make-Up Item: | A bloody gash on my head. |
| Board game: | Monopoly |
| This or That |
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| Sunny or rainy: | Sunny |
| Chocolate or vanilla: | Chocolate |
| Fruit or veggie: | Fruit |
| Night or day: | Day |
| Sour or sweet: | Sweet |
| Love or money: | Love |
| Phone or in person: | In person |
| Looks or personality: | Personality |
| Coffee or tea: | Neither |
| Hot or cold: | Cold |
| Your: |
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| Goal for this year: | Get a girlfriend; enjoy a romantic, meaningful relationship. |
| Most missed memory: | Playing various games with my dad and siblings. |
| Best physical feature: | The innermost depths of my bellybutton. |
| First thought waking up: | ...Where's the cream filling? |
| Hypothetical personality disorder: | Social anxiety disorder |
| Preferred type of plastic surgery: | Not interested |
| Sesame street alter ego: | Cookie Monster |
| Fairytale alter ego: | Jack... He showed that candlestick who's boss! |
| Most stupid remark: | "Hey, look! It's Sean! Oh, never mind, that's Bob Evan's Restaurant." |
| Worst crime: | I smiled at an innocent child once. |
| Greatest ambition: | Eternal love and marriage |
| Greatest fear: | Social awkwardness |
| Darkest secret: | Sometimes... I DON'T wear pants. |
| Favorite subject: | Computer programming |
| Strangest received gift: | A box containing a box containing a box containing a box containing a 42" plasma widescreen waffle iron. |
| Worst habit: | Leaving my house |
| Do You: |
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| Smoke: | Nope |
| Drink: | I bet you wish I did. |
| Curse: | Besides the occasional 'pants' slip up, no, I don't. |
| Shower daily: | Almost |
| Like thunderstorms: | Yes, as long as I'm not outside. |
| Dance in the rain: | No, I don't like being in the rain OR dancing. |
| Sing: | Not when anyone's within a twelve mile radius. |
| Play an instrument: | Yes, a few. |
| Get along with your parents: | I'm proud to say that I do. |
| Wish on stars: | Not anymore |
| Believe in fate: | Yes and no... God is already aware of future fated spiritual timelines and events; on the other hand, we humans are blessed with free will, so the laws of cause and effect shape our so-called 'fate.' |
| Believe in love at first sight: | No. That implies a preference of physical traits over personality traits. Such 'love' isn't even love. |
| Can You: |
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| Drive: | Yes, when I'm in a car. |
| Sew: | No, unless I'm in a car. |
| Cook: | Yes, but you can't have any. |
| Speak another language: | Unfortunately, no |
| Dance: | GAHHH!!! NO, NEVER!!!!! |
| Sing: | I don't know, no one's ever heard me to tell me. |
| Touch your nose with your tongue: | If I remove my tongue. |
| Whistle: | Yes, if I blow into a whistle. Otherwise, no. |
| Curl your tongue: | What? No. |
| Have You Ever: |
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| Been Drunk: | That's kinda hard when you don't drink. |
| Been Stoned/High: | Of course not! |
| Eaten Sushi: | I recently tried some for the first time! I quite enjoyed the eel. |
| Been in Love: | No, but someday... |
| Skipped school: | Now why would I do that? |
| Made prank calls: | No, that would be mean. |
| Sent someone a love letter: | It's wasn't quite a 'love' letter, but yes. |
| Stolen something: | When I was much younger... Oh, the remorse! |
| Cried yourself to sleep: | No, I'm high-strung when I cry. |
| Other Questions: |
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| What annoys you most in a person? | Inconsistency |
| Are you right or left handed? | Right |
| What is your bedtime? | Usually around 9:00 PM, but I am capable of going to bed later if need be. |
| Name three things you can't live without: | Love, faith, and pants |
| What is the color of your room? | Off-white with an indistinguishable alien pattern. |
| Do you have any siblings? | Yes, four of them. Three if you exclude the invisible talking monkey. |
| Do you have any pets? | Yes, two. They are adorable and precious. |
| Would you kill someone you hate for a million dollars? | OF COURSE NOT! .............Make it two million. |
| What is your middle name? | Brent L. (yes, I have two, and no, I won't tell you what the 'L' stands for, because it's really stupid). |
| What are your nicknames? | Riah, Aquaguy, Mr. T |
| Are you for or against gay marriage? | I'm not 'for' it, but it shouldn't be illegal. |
| What are your thoughts ..ion? | If the baby hasn't developed brain activity, consciousness, or pants, it should be permissible. Any later than that, and the process becomes murder. |
| Do you have a crush on anyone? | I just don't know anymore... |
| Are you afraid of the dark? | Yes, I don't want to be eaten by a grue. |
| How do you want to die? | Naturally of old age, with my friends and family with me. |
| What is the largest amount of popsicles that you have eaten on one day? | Eight or nine |
| Would you take a bullet for the one you love? | Of course |
| What is the last law you've broken? | ................ ............. .............. ............ I accidentally went over the speed limit once |
| In a Member of the Opposite Sex: (NOTE: I wouldn't prioritize these traits in a relationship, but that doesn't mean I don't have preferences. They just don't really matter...) |
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| Hair color: | Red, brown |
| Eye color: | Green, blue |
| Height | 5'7" to 6" |
| Weight | As long as she doesn't weigh more than an elephant (which does not tend to happen) |
| Most important physical feature: | Her smile |
| Biggest turn-off | Impatience |
