Barry Manilow, Barry White, Rick Astley, Frank Stallone, Wilson Phillips, The California Raisins, John Ashcroft, John Denver, Starship and Bronson Arroyo
Sounds Like
The musical equivalent of mixing John Cusak with a chocolate unicorn
Introducing the amazing new Blue Stone Suite! B2S is the premier electrosonograph for the 21st Century designed to delight those who would have melody or wish to be amused. The B2S can encourage your loved ones to join in the rhythmic dance and can awaken in the aged heart soft memories of youthful days. The songs emitted from your B2S are tightly crafted, energetic and positive; reflecting the attitudes of the players: Josh Alsip, the mysterious stranger from the Amazon, founding member and primary corrupter of American dialect. Josh is also known for his jungle-style bare-knuckle boxing which translates well into his style of pulse manipulation. John Hebbeler, the manic professor, machinist of deeper thoughts, keeper of the secret formula to B2S. It is believed that John spent his formative years studying with bass monks in the Carpathian Alps; a dauntless student of the thicker stringed instruments and tireless slayer of Romanian nosferatu. Nathan Beiersdorfer is the sentient on-board computer for B2S capable not only of speech and facial recognition, but also lip reading, art appreciation, reasoning, and of course, song playing. These skills are in addition to those required to maintain all systems on B2S’ interplanetary voyage.
Get your B2S today, while one is still in your solar system.
I absolutely love the lyrics to the Sweet Virginia song Nate - it sounds awesome! I have to admit I love the video clip playing above when you put on the helmet for a second there - you are too funny!
