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Feb 19 2008 5:05 PM
PART 1 FROM 3
*These articles are for o future publish in a book, please excuses any language or grammatical mistake, but the articles or not review. THANKS
Intro: Are you new on playa Del Ingles? Or are you a local? Are you sexy? Then please do read the article, if you’re not, skip to the next page.
I suppose you are already familiar with beach no.7, the one you reach by ridding a few sand slopes hoping you’ll find Prince Beautiful with his thick sword, riding a white horse and handing you a diamond ring from Tiffany’s ... keep dreaming..... In order to reach beach no. 7, you usually have to make a few stops at the famous “hotel” maspalomas dunes, a minimum 5 stars; “the hotel” with hundreds of rooms “bushes” style, gives you the opportunity to become a famous porno Jurassic Park star overnight, given the fact that most actors have more years than an average human life. However, we’ll let you know the details in the next episode.
Since we started with our famous beach no. 7 (which, by the way, would be far more interesting to name it no. 69 or 71 – meaning a 69 with two witnesses), let’s specify: this beach is situated right “in-between” the dunes... there where there is that big rainbow flag dancing in the wind and where you can get to see only beautiful males, provided you’re blind of course. Anyway, yes, you can find beautiful people, or less beautiful, or so bloody ugly you feel the urge to run as fast as you can, but You, you are not ugly, you’re even pretty, so I can’t wait to see you on the beach.
END PART 1 FROM 3
Feb 19 2008 5:04 PM
PART 2 FROM 3
So my friend out of sheer curiosity, just like you, I put on my fancy slip with “Heaven Club” (hidden advertisement, I hope my boss won’t notice, maybe I’ll get myself with a few free drinks in Heaven club) and I woke myself ridding the dunes in a hurry thinking that maybe this is my lucky day, maybe I’ll meet my beautiful prince who’ll ask me to be his partner for life, we’ll adopt a few kids and live happily ever after…. With my head in my dreams about “the wedding day” here I am on the beach. I take my towel slowly out of my rucksack and I lie down for a sun bath. So, as I was lying there, happy, like a big lazy polenta, a strong wind comes all of a sudden and I find myself with a kg of sand in my mouth…a bit salty and with a funny taste as well. Oh, I forgot some tourists do use the beach as a loo from time to time; ups, sorry I have to run brush my teeth with a flour based disinfectant solution. I’ll be back.
Hmmm, after a blowjob some think, such strong taste in my mouth wouldn’t have made me feel so...good. Well well, I see in a distance a pleasant bodyshape; I jump up with joy, take my macho position, exercise my special blink, reposition my willy/ genitiles... my chest is up...and then down... muscles from a distance all right, but when he get closer, phuaa! God don’t let me say that word. I lie down on my towel again and I wait..and I wait...and wait..and nothing. It’s really hot so I go buy an icecold juice, drinking it slowly while watching the men around. Strange how this place is full of machos, or at leat men trying to be machos – some succed, some don’t, however I promise to come back on this delicate subject, maybe even find a title like „ a man is a man or more a woman than my mother is“.
END PART 2 FROM 3
Feb 19 2008 5:02 PM
PART 3 from 3
All that lying under the generous sun made me realise I am all too red already and I saw a white sunburnt night ahead, when I hear a voice behind „hey, how are you“. I turn around and I see a nice guy, nice body with a nice, big, fat,huge....ass in his slip. So for the next five minutes we get to know better and in the 6th minute we are both with our clothes on, running to his hotel, bearly keeping our hands off eachother. Once inside, we take our clothes off and... God it was good! Too bad he was a tourist and not a local, with such a man beside me I sware I would be more faitful than Mother Teresa ever were to the church.
So it’s morning now and I walk to my home almost happy, after along night when our hormones played football, only that the final score was 4 to 4.
Now please go to the following page as you’ll hear from me next time when I’ll share a few words on the hotel mentioned above - the bushes in the middle of the dunes - meaning our local Hollywood. Do not forget that any resemblance between you and the beautiful characters in this article is true, but any resemblance with those less prettier characters is purely by accident and plain fiction; in case you have any complaints, please post here your comments and I promise you’ll definitely have an answer in the next 365 days. Bye now.
THE END
Jan 27 2008 11:32 PM