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Greetings And Salutations Fellow Conservatives!

My name is Edward L. Daley, and I'm a parody song writer/performer and silly voice "artist" for the Chimpsy's Real American cyber-radio program. I am also the visionary (don't snicker) behind the Blunt Force Radio project, the goal of which is to consolidate the many talented talk radio hosts presented on this profile - as well as others yet to be unannounced - into a viable conservative radio network.

But (you may be asking, with your head cocked slightly to one side) how does one go about accomplishing such a task? Well, frankly I haven't the foggiest notion. You see, I'm not so much a radio personality as I am a guy who likes to create kooky audio clips on my home computer... usually late at night... and almost always while drinking heavily.

The fact is that I know practically nothing about the cyber-broadcasting industry, other than I enjoy listening to good right-wing talk shows (and really, who doesn't?) on my PC now and again. However, I do know plenty of people who have oodles of experience in both conventional and internet-based broadcasting, and it's these fine, decent, upstanding folks who will be integral in helping me carry out my master plan. *crazed laughter*

But they're not the only ones whose efforts I must enlist. No, for you see I also require YOUR HELP to get the ball rolling on this venture. After all, it's YOU, the listening audience, who is ultimately responsible for making or breaking a broadcaster's career. Indeed, it's YOU, the conservative listeners of our great land, who hold sway over the entirety of the airwaves (or cyber-waves) upon which all RESPECTABLE talk radio programs are carried. And it is, therefor, YOU who should participate in the process of creating the very network you'll be enjoying in the future!

Am I wrong? HELL NO, and you are extremely wise to recognize just how right I am on this point. Good for you! :o)

Now, getting back to the issue at hand, what I'm asking of all you terrific people out there is that you contact each and every host listed on this page and encourage them (you can even threaten them with bodily injury if you like) to work together toward the common goal of creating the best damned conservative talk radio network in the history of planet Earth!

Of course, nobody's putting a gun to your head here. I mean, sure, you COULD decide not to get involved. You COULD just sit back and watch the world pass you by while everyone else does the hard work necessary to turn this wondrous dream into a reality. You COULD pretend that you never read this statement at all, and continue to go about your humdrum existence, secure in the knowledge that Hillary Clinton may well be our next president.

HOWEVER, if you're sick and tired of standing on the sidelines while incompetent boobs run the world... and I think you are... then join me in my noble quest to ensure that sound, conservative ideas literally overwhelm every corner of this fascinating place we call the internet by the year 2010!

Do it for yourself... do it for your children... heck, do it for the betterment of all humankind... but just DO IT! I promise you won't regret it.

Sincerely,

Edward (aka DarcPrynce)


Ethan and Eric, the proud sons of CRA Listener of the Year, Hazel, give a big shout out to your humble host.