performing, clowning, watching and creating indy films, vintage stuff, chocolate, mischief, hoots, sex, relationships and conversation in general, the collective consciousness
Music
the clash, the cult, the cure, b52,s beatles, bowie,john lennon, iggy pop, inxs/vintage, violent femmes, the pretenders, ella fitz, bessie smith, u2. sinead o'connor, salt & peppa, - the gammet!
throw it out but if you must- simpsons, sex in the city, six feet under, ali g, tracy ulman, dave chappelle, kirsty alley's fat actress, weeds, cartoons- ala simpsons, family guy etc and then finally entourage for the very sexy hot boys and the ins and outs of the biz. and then if you MUST go reality clooney's unscripted, Kink, and sin cities.
Books
he's just not that into you ( bible for dating),
bitter girl, sm 101, over 100 ways to get a
man, the art of kissing, the art of making
love, the joy of sex ( the vintage 60's/70's
version), the ultimate guide to strap on sex,
between the body and the flesh performing
sadomasochism, the taschen series- best
of bizarre, pin ups etc, the bible to keep
me pure at heart
Heroes
Krusty, Lenny Bruce, Hunter, Dr. Seuss, Greg... the guy who wrote the book i rave about in my shows - "he's just not THAT into you" Bono, Daniel Day Lewis, ali g, tracey ulman, dave chappelle, tim burton.
blyss's Details
Status:
Single
Here for:
Networking, Dating, Friends
Body type:
5' 8" / Athletic
Religion:
Other
Zodiac Sign:
Cancer
Education:
Grad / professional school
Occupation:
canada's only dom clown
blyss's Companies
blyssful productions vancouver - touring, bc CA clown head clown- ie president
whenever the cheques arrive
absolut theatre company vancouver, bc CA
blyss is blyssful Posted at 8:12 AM Jul 2, 2008 view more
About me:
a one of a kind anomoly/ enigma wise cracking smart-ass!
who, is actively conducting active on-going research and experiments.
are you intriguged?
what is the difference between connection and attraction?
a free thinker who is looking for others with open minds who are willing to discuss and/or explore the edge of consiousness.
is this too deep for this forum?
What have others said about me?
"one of Canada’s most accomplished “cross-over” artists"
(Canadian Theatre Review, 2005) –
Blyss is Ali G, meets Dave Chappelle, meets Tracey Ulman, meets Sin City, meets Girls Behaving Badly with a bit of KINK.... ya dig?
“Blyss is original, provocative and funny. A sexy, wise-cracking, button- pushing joker who breaks down the fourth wall by constantly engaging the audience in dialogue about sex, politics, abilities and dis/abilities and issues all over the moral map...this career is one to watch. She has excellent stage presence” Stephen Schroeder- Managing Producer, OYR
"Using her unique and dynamic blend of physical theatre, comedy and multi-media to explore the questions of identity, sexuality and relationships in general. As Blyss; McCarthy dazzles audiences with risky, challenging performance art that stretches the boundaries of both stand-up comedy and theatre." Michele Decottignies-Stage Left (DAF)
She uses digital projection and the layering of images to drive her messages home and a live DJ often accompanies her.
Hot off of her phenomenal BC and Alberta tour, Blyss brings us “altered states – primal scream: the edge of
consciousness”, where she riffs off of the book, “He’s Just Not That into You.” whilst taking physical theatre to the extreme and inviting the audience into the realm and consciousness of Canada's only branded “love – starved clown”.
"A hilarious must see event… You can’t help but fall in love with Blyss” Johnny Dunn, One Yellow Rabbit.
“Highly intelligent, sexy, titillating and challenging!” Michael Green, One Yellow Rabbit -High Performance Rodeo.
Blyss --
[noun]:
A person of questionable sanity who starts their own cult
For you, kissing is about all about following your urges
If someone's hot, you'll go in for the kiss - end of story
You can keep any relationship hot with your steamy kisses
A total spark plug - your kisses are bound to get you in trouble
A little old fashioned, a little modern - you're the best of both worlds. And so is Amsterdam.
Whether you want to be a squatter graffiti artist or a great novelist, Amsterdam has all that you want in Europe (in one small city).
For you, life is one big dare.
And you're all in for any adventure.
Others find you exciting, inspiring, and a bit intimidating.
You're biggest challenge at this point is trying to top yourself!
If ur not at crystal lake this friday u should definitly comme enjoy somme maniac metal Friday the 13th 2009 Torrential Pain, Lownote, The Winston Campaign & Joyce Collinwood (first show). $8 @ the door @ 9pm Show @ 10pm @ Pat's Pub 403 E. Hastings
Saturday night when your done handing-out razor-blades apples comme metal-it up @ the Eclipse in po.co., where headlining a crazy halloween show/party!
SIX BANDS + ONE VENUE = $12.00
ECLIPSE BAR & GRILL
2253 WILSON AVENUE
Port Coquitlam, BC
- AGAINST GREY - RE ENTRY - GODS EMPTY PROMISE - PROPHET FULFILLED - REMOVE THE DOUBT - TORRENTIAL PAIN
SHOW STARTS AT 8PM WITH AGAINST GREY!
PRIZES FOR BEST COSTUME OF THE NIGHT! STRAIGHT UP, COLD HARD CASH!!
50/50 DRAW FOR MORE CASH!
DON'T FORGET THAT THE ECLIPSE BAR & GRILL HAS A GREAT SELECTION OF FOOD AND CHEAP DRINKS. YOU CAN ORDER FROM THE LOUNGE downstairs, SPORTSBAR downstairs, or UPSTAIRS IN THE THEATRE LOUNGE (WHERE THE METAL WILL BE)
Torrential Pain will headline this set while First Reign returns after not playing any shows in about 4 months. Nylithia will be awesome as usual and Over the Coals will be kicking off their Western Canadian tour right here in Vancouver. Skullhammer is going to rock a killer set. So last chance to come rock it out with those bands one last time before our beloved Cobalt shut down, so let's make it such an end that it will go down in history.
Where playing with a wicked band On tour all the way from ontario the melodic black metal band Woods of ypres Are coming to destroy the cobalt...
Featuring Support By TROLLBAND and TORRENTIAL PAIN
Monday August 24th @ the cobalt Vancouver's hardcore bar 917 main steet 10$ at the door SHOW 9:30
It's a monday show but its an important one: W.O.Y. travelled pretty far to b here and the Cobalt recived an eviction notice and might shut down in a couple months
my 30th birthday is comming up and I got the cobalt on that friday night, its also Drago's birthday so comme get shit face its a weekend, no excuses
Friday June 26th @ the Cobalt $10 @ the door @ 9 p.m. Torrential Pain (where playing 1st cuz i want to get shit faced) My Own Chaos Omega Crom ( There playing second last but they get to play a full set and everyone can enjoy despise the transit curfew) Inebriator ( drago's new band, not to be confused with inhibriator that use to play the balt a few years back)
This saturday u got a chance to save vancouver's hardcore bar its Keep The Cobalt Alive: The Benefit Show - Vol. 1 Featuring: Iskra (from victoria) Torrential Pain (recording the audio of that show for the upcomming demo) Fetus Grinder R.O.C.
Saturday, June 20th $10 + donations @ the Cobalt 917 main street vancouver Doors @ 9 p.m.
comme and show some suport to the bar thats been bringning so many awesome punk/metal shows trought out the years. hope to c u there
Our first bar show under our new name is comming up on Saturday May 16th @ the pub 340 is gonna be Craig's birth day party, im putting this one on with Jen from brutal entertainment Torrentail Pain Face Less Hulk (from Ontario) Terror Horse (from Ontario) Excavator $10 @ the door @ 9:30 p.m.
where gonna play a long set with a bunch of new material and all the favorites. Terrorhorse & Face Less Hulk are stoping in van as part or there canadian tour to tear some ear drums. Excavator is a local old school trash band. if ur curious about the bands just look them up, there all among our top friends hope to see you there -Stony
Torrential Pain is luciferian conquest's new name. Mainly due too the departure of the original drummer. we are still playing our blend of black/trash metal, we got new songs ,witch are getting recorded real soon and we still play the older material live. we want to thanx all our freind and fans for there support durring those awesome 5 years as luciferian conquest and we hope to keep delivering metal for a long time. -Stony
A great evening of trash metal (old school black/trash,black/trash,power/trash,death/trash) Skull Hammer are traveling from kelowna to deliver there old school black metal (venom,batory) with there crazy shredding dual guitars. They are determined to leave their mark everywhere they play, leaving their audiences exhausted, excited, and chanting two words...”Skull Hammer”. Luciferian Conquest, carried by the amazing revues and reactions from there last show, are assaulting the Cobalt stage once more. Bringing back some classic tunes (you will beg for death before the end & M.A.D.) and a brand new intro to the set. They also have a major announcement about band. To know what it is you got to be there. Entropia, a big night for those power/thrash metaler’s, it’s the arrival of there long awaited first album “Lust for Apocalypse” and the merch that goes with it. Malice Plague up and coming trash/death metal band should be in great shape for they are headlining a all age gig the night before. Saturday Jan. 17th 2009 $10 @ door @ 9:00p.m. @ the Cobalt 917 main street, Vancouver feel free to re-post
before all the family holyday partys, come kick off the season with youre metal family. Its gonna be our first show since July, We will be introducing our new drummer along with some new material. It's also Grotesquetory return, Ryan got new members and it's more brutal then ever. Reaver will be doing there first show in van, they sound like the "symbolik" album from Death. Hope to see ya there -Stony feel free to re-post
it's with great entusiasim and pride that Luciferian Conquest is going to be playing with AB Irato,.They are an exelent hard-core punk band from Montreal, they are in my opinion the best underground canadian punk band.They've been a here few time before with such big punk acts as Total Chaos and the U. K. Subs. It's also very cool cuz they are good friends of mine.They got one of the most energic stage presence i have ever seen, so I guess we better bring our fucking A-game. so book the night/next day off work and come get liquored on a Tuesday night if you dare.I know I will.
-stony
When Punk & Metal collides
Tuesday July 29th @ the Cobalt 917 main street Vancouver
The first vancouver metal show featuring all bands with key boards.after a lot of complication that show is happening after all. it should be a great night of metal. it features: -Troll Band -Carthage -Luciferian Conquest
This Thursday at The Cobalt Vancouver's hardcore bar 917 Main street. doors at 9:00 p.m. cover charge t.b.a.
if you like youre black metal and folk metal that show is for you. hope to see ya there. -Stony
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