maracas, riqs, pianos, accordions,
xylophones/marimbas/vibraphones, other instruments, found objects, comedy, horror, history, redemption, triumph over adversity, linguistics, cemeteries, garlic, ice cream, peanut butter, chocolate, guinness, kalimotxos, sliding down handrails, south of the border, bicycles, punctuality, dominoes, gifts, giving gifts, cooking, skulls, trespassing, "garbage"
Music
the theme from 'benson'
Movies
the pawnbroker, a thousand clowns, unforgiven, quest for fire, repo man, el topo, goodfellas, barry lyndon, die mommy die, happiness, the cook the thief his wife and her lover, twelve angry men, the funeral, the battle of algiers, dead man, the adventures of baron munchausen, six string samurai, back to the future, batman, city of god, planet terror, rhapsody in blue, edward scissorhands, pee-wee herman's big adventure, indiana jones and the temple of doom, the out-of-towners(1970), the texas chainsaw massacre, harvey, punch-drunk love, 28 days later, apocalypto, ghostbusters, night of the living dead, me and you and everyone we know
Television
simpsons, jeopardy(though alex trebek can fuck off to hell), south park, futurama, twilight zone, mr show, flight of the conchords, freaks and geeks, oggy et les cafards, kids in the hall, young ones, stella, monkey dust, squidbillies
Books
dictionary, a confederacy of dunces, last exit to brooklyn, requiem for a dream, we, and the ass saw the angel, the demon, the sheltering sky, tobacco road, the willow tree, oryx and crake, 1984, the bonfire of the vanities, the hunchback of notre dame, the good earth, the plague, like a velvet glove cast in iron, american gods, the grapes of wrath, slaughterhouse 5, loon lake, our house in the last world, the mysterious stranger, mcteague - AMAZING BOOKS WHOSE ENDINGS DISAPPOINTED ME: native son, the jungle, the catastrophist - AMAZING BOOKS I NEVER FINISHED: all souls rising, blood meridian, les miserables, the book of daniel, perfume: the story of a murderer, kaffir boy, absalom absalom!
BR's Details
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Hometown:
chicago, new orleans
Zodiac Sign:
Cancer
Occupation:
fucker, bard
BR's Schools
Northeastern Illinois University
Chicago, IL
Graduated: N/A
Degree: None
Major: jerking off
Minor: linguistics
Clubs: brettrichardsonisafuckingjerk
2000 to 2008
BR is lovin' life, thanks to keeping the shit real. Posted at 2:47 PM Jan 22 view more
About me: "My schooling gave me no training in seeing myself as an oppressor, as an unfairly advantaged person, or as a participant in a damaged culture." --Peggy Mcintosh
"...to be patient towards all that is unsolved in your heart and try to love the questions themselves like locked rooms or books written in a very foreign tongue. Do not now seek the answers which cannot be given you because you would not be able to live them. And the point is to live everything. Live the questions now." --Rainer Maria Rilke
If I were a dead Russian composer, I would be Sergei Prokofiev
Who I'd like to meet: zombies, mermaids, jersey devil,
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hey i hope your journey is thus far treating you well. drive/travel relatively safe. still waiting to hear back from team england. i'll let ya know as soon as i do. keep in touch darling!
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