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  • Derek Haas

  • 17 / Male
  • RENO, Nevada, US
  • Last Login: 7/6/2009

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Details

  • Status: Single
  • Here for: Dating, Friends
  • Hometown: Reno NV
  • Orientation: Straight
  • Body type: 6' 4" / Athletic
  • Ethnicity: White / Caucasian
  • Religion: Other
  • Zodiac Sign: Sagittarius
  • Children: Someday
  • Education: Post grad
  • Occupation: Mechanical Engineer
  • Income: $250,000 and Higher

Schools

  • Mcqueen Hs

    • Reno, NV
    • Graduated: N/A
    • Clubs: BMX Club Hockey club
    2006 to 2010

Networking

Status and Mood

  • Derek Haas Climbed Donner Boulders Today Crash pads Save Lives
    Mood: relieved relieved
    at 9:20 AM Jul 3
  • Derek Haas Is Buying A Darwin Fish To Piss Off the Religious People
    Mood: excited excited
    at 10:08 PM Jun 22
  • Derek Haas HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA FUCK YOU
    Mood: FUCK OFF FUCK OFF
    at 6:56 AM Jun 17
  • Derek Haas work sucks
    Mood: pissy pissy
    at 5:43 AM Jun 15
  • Derek Haas New Photos and another sick story
    Mood: stoked stoked
    at 5:02 AM Jun 3

Activity Stream

Blurbs

About me:

My name is Derek I Ride Little bikes a.k.a. BMX bikes i also ride dirt bikes, Rock Climb, Drive Fast and snowboard i used to play baseball and hockey and i have tried or messed around in every other sport u can think of. I Absolutely love to cook, shoot photography and make people smile laugh or enjoy themselves. If i'm not riding bikes or snowboards or with friends i'm either shooting photographs of them or something completely random or u can most likely find me in my kitchen cooking a new meal. Anyways i love people and smiles if i cant make you happy or at least smile then i'm doing something wrong.


Who I'd like to meet:

I'd love to meet any other people that BMX and any other girls that might be interested in BMX. I am a people person so i'll talk to anyone and hang out with you too i jsut love to laugh make others laugh and have a good time.

Interests

  • General

    BMX, Hockey, Dirt Biking, Cooking, Photography, Music, Rock Climbing, and Snowboarding. Man Laws - Latest from the International Council of Man Laws
    1: Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella.
    2: It is OK for a man to cry ONLY under the following Circumstances: (a) When a heroic dog dies to save its master. (b) The moment Angelina Jolie starts unbuttoning her Blouse. (c) After wrecking your boss's car. (d) When she is using her teeth.
    3: Any Man who brings a camera to a bachelor party may be legally killed and eaten by his buddies.
    4: Unless he murdered someone in your family, you must bail a friend out of jail within 12 hours.
    5: If you've known a guy for more than 24 hours, his sister is off limits forever unless you actually marry her.
    6: Moaning about the brand of free beer in a buddy's fridge is forbidden. However complain at will if the temperature is unsuitable.
    7: No man shall ever be required to buy a birthday present for another man. In fact, even remembering your buddy's birthday is strictly optional. At that point, you must celebrate at a strip bar of the birthday boy's choice.
    8: On a road trip, the strongest bladder determines pit stops, not the weakest.
    9: When stumbling upon other guys watching a sporting event, you may ask the score of the game in progress, but you may never ask who's playing.
    10: You may flatulate in front of a woman only after you have brought her to climax. If you trap her head under the covers for the purpose of flatulent entertainment, she's officially your girlfriend.
    11: It is permissible to drink a fruity alcohol drink only when you're sunning on a tropical beach ... and it's delivered by a topless model and only when it's free.
    12: Only in situations of moral and/or physical peril are you allowed to kick another guy in the nuts.
    13: Unless you're in prison, never fight naked.
    14: Friends don't let friends wear Speedos. Ever. Issue closed.
    15: If a man's fly is down, that's his problem, you didn't see anything.
    16: Women who claim they "love to watch sports" must be treated as spies until they demonstrate knowledge of the game and the ability to drink as much as the other sports watchers.
    17: A man in the company of a hot, suggestively dressed woman must remain sober enough to fight.
    18: Never hesitate to reach for the last beer or the last slice of pizza, but not both, that's just greedy.
    19: If you compliment a guy on his six-pack, you'd better be talking about his choice of beer.
    20: Never join your girlfriend or wife in discussing a friend of yours, except if she's withholding sex pending your response.
    21: Phrases that may NOT be uttered to another man While lifting weights: a) Yeah, Ba-by, Push it! b) C'mon, give me one more! Harder! c) Another set and we can hit the showers!
    22: Never talk to a man in a bathroom unless you are on equal footing: i.e., both urinating, both waiting In line, etc. For all other situations, an almost imperceptible nod is all the conversation you need.
    23: Never allow a telephone conversation with a woman to go on longer than you are able to have sex with her. Keep a stopwatch by the phone. Hang up if necessary.
    24: The morning after you and a girl who was formerly "just a friend" have carnal, drunken monkey sex, the fact that you're feeling weird and guilty is no reason for you not to nail each other again before the discussion occurs about what a big mistake it was.
    25: It is acceptable for you to drive her car. It is not acceptable for her to drive yours.
    26: Thou shalt not buy a car in the colors of brown, pink, lime green, orange or sky blue.
    27: The girl who replies to the question "What do you want for Christmas?" with "If you loved me, you'd know what I want!" gets an Xbox. End of story.
    28: There is no reason for guys to watch Ice Skating or Men's Gymnastics. Ever.
    29: We've all heard about people having guts or balls. but do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the definition of each is listed below:
    "GUTS" is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being assaulted by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to say, "are you still cleaning or are you flying somewhere?"
    " BALLS" is coming home late after a night out with the guys smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the ass and having the balls to say, "You're next!"
    I hope this clears up any confusion, The International Council of Manlaws, Ltd.

    Party Laws

    1. If you or the friend that invited you to the party don't know who's throwing it or were even invited yourselves, don't go.

    2. In regards to alcohol; either contribute, abstain, bring your own, or show up drunk, don't mooch.

    3. Never turn down a free, unopened drink...if opened, find a test subject, rufees haven't gone out of style.

    4. If you wouldn't do it sober, you'll probably just get laughed at or hurt doing it drunk.

    5. Making out aside, do not sexually go any further with a person that's drunk then you haven't already gone with them when they're sober, no exceptions.

    6. If you don't get lucky tonight, tomorrow's always another party.
  • Music

    I listen to everything anything u can throw at me i'll listen to i have the weirdest playlist and longest genre list on my ipod yes i do even listen to classical Go beethoven's 9th
  • Movies

    A good comedy that will make me laugh, adventure, suspense, and horror.
  • Television

    TOP GEAR TOP CHEF, Iron Chef America, No Reservations, Bizarre Foods
  • Books

    I read mostly horror books and series books Pendragon cirque du freak and some graphic novels sin city V for vendetta shit like that
  • Heroes

    MY heroes are the people who have influenced me in any way throughout my life even if i dont know them friends FAMILY for sure Parents big part and even ppl i dont know personelly but have seen something that made me say "i wanna do something like that"

Comments

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  • Jun 20 2009 7:23 AM

    You gotta sport chiks on that beast
  • Jun 15 2009 6:15 AM

    Pictures? I'm gonna keep bugging you until I get them haha
  • Jun 15 2009 3:21 AM

    To Save You Time and Effort...
    Krueger's 6 Rules to Partying

    1. If you or the friend that invited you to the party don't know who's throwing it or were even invited yourselves, don't go.

    2. In regards to alcohol; either contribute, abstain, bring your own, or show up drunk, don't mooch.

    3. Never turn down a free, unopened drink...if opened, find a test subject, rufees haven't gone out of style.

    4. If you wouldn't do it sober, you'll probably just get laughed at or hurt doing it drunk.

    5. Making out aside, do not sexually go any further with a person that's drunk then you haven't already gone with them when they're sober, no exceptions.

    6. If you don't get lucky tonight, tomorrow's always another party.
  • Jun 10 2009 4:36 AM

    k =]. thanks
  • Jun 10 2009 2:29 AM

    Excuse me sir, where are my photographs?
  • Jun 4 2009 6:24 PM

  • Jun 3 2009 5:27 AM

    we didnt ditch you :p
  • Jun 3 2009 5:14 AM

    ahahahahah not even! :p
  • Jun 3 2009 5:04 AM

    hahahahah lets do that night again!
    only this time we'll hit the hottub, and i'll have katy and her friend there.
  • May 8 2009 12:45 PM

    nah i doubt we are going that high up in nevada and we wouldnt have our bmx bikes anyways
  • May 2 2009 1:57 AM

    comment my new pic plz!(:
  • Apr 24 2009 3:47 AM

    to get all your shitt taken away
  • Apr 24 2009 3:42 AM

    haha wat did you do
  • Apr 3 2009 4:02 PM

    WTF Chefers, Snow Sux
  • Mar 24 2009 4:22 AM

    'i feel like i'm in a damn sope opera' hahahahahah XD
  • Mar 3 2009 6:33 PM

    why?
  • Feb 23 2009 5:46 AM

    there a reasons why i golf
  • Jan 27 2009 6:24 PM

    Supp?
  • Dec 19 2008 7:53 AM

    Thanks for being our friend! :)
  • Dec 12 2008 9:11 AM

    well im only an amateur photographer myself.. but the way i see it, is if youve got a good creative imagination, a strong passion for the things you love to do, and an absolute desire to photograph those things then thats all you need..
    as for giving your photographs your own unique style, well thats up to you to find out what works best for you?? =)
    thanks for the add derek
    if you have any more questions, you know where to find me
    cheers mate
    have a good one
  • Dec 11 2008 5:04 AM

    haha, you know the type of bow, wow, thats funny hahahhahaha
  • Dec 11 2008 5:00 AM

    hahaha, thats why i sent that to you. i knew you would look at the bow, thats a good one hahaha
  • Dec 11 2008 4:50 AM

    hahaha

  • Nov 30 2008 8:28 PM

    wa are you doing today