joe bob
"There's always a 4.5% margin of error.plus or minus"

Male
103 years old
Aint right sure, Texas
United States



Last Login: 7/15/2009
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    joe bob's Interests
Generalmy life revolves around a twenty inch wheel,country,still frames,rye,a cold pbr,welding,making things with my hands(fuck buying shit,make it!) tattoed punk rock girls,last call,texting like a japanese school girl,kansas,laughter,listening,makin up,and makin out,staying up all night,drag the river playing in my living room twice,trails,and drinking when i'm happy!
Music"I hate a song that makes you think that you are not any good. I hate a song that makes you think that you are just born to lose. Bound to lose. No good to nobody. No good for nothing. Because you are too old or too young or too fat or too slim or too ugly or too this or too that. Songs that run you down or poke fun at you on account of your bad luck or hard travelling. I am out to fight those songs to my very last breath of air and my last drop of blood. I am out to sing songs that will prove to you that this is your world and that if it has hit you pretty hard and knocked you for a dozen loops, no matter what color, what size you are, how you are built, I am out to sing the songs that make you take pride in yourself and in your work. And the songs that I sing are made up for the most part by all sorts of folks just about like you. I could hire out to the other side, the big money side, and get several dollars every week just to quit singing my own kind of songs and to sing the kind that knock you down still farther and the ones that poke fun at you even more and the ones that make you think that you've not got any sense at all. But I decided a long time ago that I'd starve to death before I'd sing any such songs as that. The radio waves and your movies and your jukeboxes and your songbooks are already loaded down and running over with such no good songs as that anyhow". Woody Guthrie william elliott whitmore, Langhorne slim rocky votolato, ryan adams, led belly, ipod on shuffle, archers of loaf, hank sr., wayne hancock, lucero(where the hell is my gas can?) matty charles woody guthrie son volt drag the fucking river paul burch david dondero the bottle rockets paper hearts charlie parr arthur dodge and the horsefeathers the new ams gram parsons drive by truckers red 40 old canes scroat belly bob wills the great depression gob iron jeff tweedy hagfish all decendents liabities gillian welch old crow medicine show the boss cory branan memphis minne ray lamontagne red house painters r.l. burnside vareline only children appleseed cast drakkansauna drive by truckers armchair martian lagwagon iron and wine whiskeytown lucinda kathleen edwards chuck ragan you get the jist!
Moviespedal.cool hand luke,rad(i saw that shit in the theaters)night on earth,the slaughter rule,city of god,orgazmo,the accountant,crystal,joe kid on a stingray,devils backbone,
Televisionthe trashier the better!
Booksmolly and i are trying to learn how,but two wrongs don't make a right
Heroesmy pop,me mum,woody guthrie(think about what he did in the 40s,hell that same shit will get you thrown in jail!)my friends that know me well,even though i can be sassy at times.
Groups: BMXer prototypeThe "If Yuri was a pot pie, I would eat him up" Group

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     joe bob's Details
Status:Swinger
Here for:Networking, Friends
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:sapulpa ok
Body type:5' 10"
Ethnicity:White / Caucasian
Religion:Atheist
Zodiac Sign:Gemini
Smoke / Drink:Yes / Yes
Education:In college
Occupation:welder/hooche slinger

   joe bob's Schools
Johnson County Community College
Overland Park,Kansas
Graduated: N/A
Degree: Professional
Major: welding two cats together
Minor: prying them apart
Clubs: fucking shit up!
 

2003 to Present

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lawrence fucking kansas, kansas US
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   joe bob's Blurbs
About me:
"Life has got a habit of not standing hitched. You got to ride it like you find it. You got to change with it. If a day does by that don't change some of your old notions for new ones,that is just about like trying to milk a dead cow. If you're too bull headed to change your old notions for the ones that come up every morning, you belong over in the herd with the ones that are herded around like cattle."
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Shadia





Jul 15 2009 10:39 AM

OMG Bad Brains and a bunch of other good bands are playing at the same music festival!! I might have to take 5 days off of work!!
the real nightkarler





Jul 11 2009 12:42 AM

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trainwreck! A.K.A. Gregory R. Dickson





Jul 9 2009 10:45 PM

"you know what the funniest thing in the world is?"


"i'm a grown ass man."

fucking classic. pure gold... or dirt, depends on how you look at it.
trainwreck! A.K.A. Gregory R. Dickson





Jul 7 2009 6:18 AM

shreck 2 on dvd.
Jon Snodgrass





Jul 7 2009 2:06 AM

dude!
keatonmarcustaylor





Jun 18 2009 4:27 AM

you gonna be mulling around austin 4th of july?
*BUCK*





Jun 15 2009 7:37 PM

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Hey joe bob, I am sending you a Heineken.


Send me a drink back!

Sarah





May 29 2009 1:55 AM

Remember this? They've been playing reruns. It still makes me cry.

keatonmarcustaylor





Apr 21 2009 6:54 AM

you're a whore.
I love you.
Smilla





Apr 4 2009 12:40 AM

Spring has sprung in Kansas, which naturally draws the North American Smilla out of her winter lair in search of icy beverages- but alas- her favorite bartender has migrated to warmer climes.
Whatever shall this poor creature do?!
restless killa





Apr 2 2009 8:16 PM

so how is texas muthafucka
Ruby Rocket





Mar 23 2009 4:28 AM

Late notice, but if you are free this weekend you should drive up to Joplin to celebrate Steve's 30th. He is pumped and it should probably be a good time.
Haylee





Mar 16 2009 4:14 PM

So fill me in on what all your doing for sxsw. I believe our friend Bob is coming in from Oakland. The only concrete plans we have are on Sat. Jon Dee Graham and 1:30, James McMurtry at 2:30. Then going downtown to drink for a couple of hours, then going to see Lucero at Waterloo Park at 6:00......
matt a





Mar 16 2009 3:32 PM

call me, i don't have your number.
By Hook or Crook





Mar 12 2009 5:39 AM

"blah blah blah I'm gonna come hang out blah blah blah"


dirty whore.
Haylee





Mar 11 2009 5:10 PM

I thought you'd like to know that I just logged on to perezhilton. com and he said Ryan Adams married Mandy Moore yesterday.
matt





Mar 10 2009 1:04 AM

yo when we gonna ride t1?
"113"ShitFacedMade





Mar 2 2009 3:58 PM

What up sloppy joe????????????
Jill Slater





Feb 28 2009 3:42 AM

Hey You!
Emily Catherine





Feb 23 2009 3:03 PM


From Will's site:

"Along with all the shows under the "tour" section, I'll be doing a handful of instores as well;

2/20 - Laurie's (Chicago) 6pm
2/23 - Love Garden (Lawrence, KS) 6pm
2/25 - Vintage Vinyl (St. Louis) 6pm
3/2 - Cactus Records (Houston) 6pm
3/6 - Park Ave. (Orlando) 6pm "


Fuckin A.
emily





Feb 22 2009 10:13 PM

i heard a rumor.
is it true?
SUZANTRUM n. A fit of bad temper. see "hissy fit"





Feb 22 2009 7:25 PM

you still in the lone star state?
Drana





Feb 18 2009 5:51 PM

I had a dream you were pregnant!
matt a





Feb 18 2009 2:27 PM

I'd like to come down there, but I don't have the time or money to get away right now.



Liam is doing good. He just turned one on monday. We have a little party for him planned for him this weekend.
matt a





Feb 18 2009 2:00 AM

How's Asston treatin you?
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