Bob Mortimer
Bob Mortimer Oh Vic, I've fallen..

Male
50 years old

United Kingdom



Last Login: 10/15/2006
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GeneralDecorating tables, nailing bacon to walls, iced gems, impersonating Rick Astley and Peter Gabriel, haystacks, sentencing criminals, novelty island.

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Status:Married
Orientation:Straight
Zodiac Sign:Gemini
Children:Proud parent
Occupation:Comedian



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Having had my water and Iced Gems, I arrange my mail into shapes, then I watch TV AM. Fools! I go down to the centre quite often, but I've never got in yet.

You've probably seen me on 'Big Night Out' playing such characters as Graham Lister and The Man With The Stick. And also from 'The Smell of Reeves & Mortimer' or 'Bang Bang, It's Reeves & Mortimer'. Or from 'Shooting Stars' which I hosted with Vic Reeves, the workshy fop. It was probably the best quiz show you've ever seen.

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I drew that. >!

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Hey, hope you have a very happy birthday!

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You lying get, it's not your birthday at all! If it was I would wish you a happy one though
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