The catalog of human horror is a very big book,
it's a very big book.
The catalog of human horror...
won't you take a look and learn.
Ruby ring on the hand in the sewer.
Quicksand of fecal matter pulls it down.
Alligator with Robert Forster
on TV as you eat the last brownie.
A rubber axe for your parents' faces.
You can't go to jail for invisible blood.
Space is a vortex which sucks off your pants
and makes your pee pee so hard.
Where can I find your music? I just found an mp3 of Eye of the Sky that I sent to a friend and remembered how awesome it was. I wish I could find your acoustic CD.
Hey I fo....und this site where they do some kind of spe....cial search to fi....nd out who is your c....rush is on you cell phone. I don't know hw they did it but it works. Try it by clicking here
Those that love Bob Barango should check out the new Magic Sandwich page...Bob submitted a guest commentary lovingly titled "Latinesque Obscenity" and you're sure to enjoy it...
The website features a 10-question interview with a member of the Sac music community- this time it's Caitlin Gutenberger of Two Sheds...
Bob's is the first guest commentary for a website that's still brand new...many thanks to Bob for jumping in. Check it out:
Just under one year ago, I ended up at a gay bar for a Klaus Nomi tribute night and celebration of a documentary movie made about him. At one point I turned to someone in the crowd and said, "This solo is like totally a parody of itself. Well, they didnt get it, but I started making out with her anyway and as far as Im concerned, the resulting love child is completely Bobs fault!
Weird food and picture shows. I'll be seeing you sir, and glad of it. Then I'll make a quiet exit to do a job and return again with stories of my adventure. I may even fib. If I tell of cobras in the streets of Singapore, let me have my fun, it's only a metaphor. Singapore is the club, and the cobras? Its proprietors.
I will eat you alive. I will anger your corns. I will rile your bile. I will brown your ham. I will take your sister to the Elk's Club one last time. Lay down on me now so that I can feel your marshmellow cream and issue my own decisions. God damn you Barango for the curse you left upon my name. I am in love with nothing.
