Team Yasumura
Stand-Up
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Helping people through unsolicited advice.
Male
67 years old
LOS ANGELES, California
United States
Last Login: 9/14/2009
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Team Yasumura's Comedian Bio
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| Bio | Once a child actor, Robert Yasumura starred on "Coming Home, The TV Show" the half-hour sit-com about Vietnam Vets. He played Trang, the adorable half-Vietnamese bastard child of John Voight. You may remember his tag-line, "The V.C. never told me about this!" While in prison, Robert studied many self-help books, making himself a philosopher and teacher. He and his team now spread a message of hope through the Team Blog, and his many personal appearances. |
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Team Yasumura's Details
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| Status: | Married | | Hometown: | Mean Streets of Long Island | | Religion: | Jewish | | Zodiac Sign: | Sagittarius | | Income: | $30,000 to $45,000 |
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Team Yasumura's Latest Blog Entry
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Sound of Mind
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Aisles of the Damned
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Won’t Someone Just Stop Thinking About the Children? Part II
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Won't someone stop thinking of the children?!!
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Suckle on this Tit!
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About me:
Team Yasumura is an elite force of men and women following the teachings of comedian/guru Robert Yasumura. It's like a cult, but with no sex or sense of well being. When the Robot Wars begin, you'll be glad you joined.
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Who I'd like to meet:
Team Yasumura wants to meet you, fellow citizen! Read the Team Yasumura Blog, and learn to love yourself again. By "love yourself," we do not mean masturbation. If you need to learn how to masturbate again, you probably have a severe head injury, and should seek the advice of a doctor. If you remember how to masturbate, but you're taking a break, then read the Team Blog.
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