Karstan the Pirate Vegan
The fight isn't over until you've won it.

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31 years old
PORTLAND, Oregon
United States



Last Login: 7/12/2009
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    Karstan the Pirate Vegan 's Interests
GeneralYour mom and your little sister. Duh.

Oh... and some other stuff, I guess... Sailing, Sailboats, boat building, triathlons, running, cycling, swimming, progressive politics, traveling, sailing, pirates, zombies, pirate zombies, Flying Spaghetti Monster, vikings, food, vegan chicks, sleeping, primus, les claypool, C2B3, fantasy, web comics, eating babies, fire, cleansing fire, burning things, flames, and um... other things and stuff... ..>Bush Zombies on FunnyOrDie.com..>

MusicStuff that doesn't suck.
MoviesAnything with zombies and/or Bruce Campbell, V for Vendetta, The Big Lebowski, Donnie Darko, the Princess Bride, Office Space, Napoleon Dynamite, The Fifth Element, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, and some others that I don't feel like thinking about right now. Why are you reading this anyway?
TelevisionThere's nothing on TV worth watching now that Buffy, Angel, and Farscape are gone. I take that BSG is pretty kickass.
BooksWinnie the Pooh, Horton Hears a Who, Hop On Pop, Horton Hatches the Egg, Yertle the Turtle, The Sneetches, The Lorax, Gnomes and Gardens, anything by Douglas Adams... some other sci-fi/fantasy stuff (Robin Hobb is a genius)... American Psycho, The White Plague, Catch 22, most Stephen King stuff... can't really get into non-fiction... too depressing. Give me ten dollars, seriously.
Heroes"All my heroes have FBI files." (Thanks Food Fight!)

Groups: Rocky Run IntermediateLitigation Specialists of AmericaPDX CyclistsVegan Buffy FansPortland Vegan Potluck / Meetup

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     Karstan the Pirate Vegan 's Details
Status:Single
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:OKC, OK; Fairfax, VA; Pittsburgh, PA
Body type:6' 0" / Athletic
Religion:Atheist
Zodiac Sign:Cancer
Smoke / Drink:No / No
Children:I don't want kids
Education:Grad / professional school
Occupation:Sociopath

   Karstan the Pirate Vegan 's Schools
Portland Community College
Portland, OR
Graduated: N/A
Major: Engineering
 

2007 to Present
Lewis & Clark College
Portland,Oregon
Graduated: 2003
Student status: Alumni
Degree: Professional
Major: J.D. (Law)
 

2000 to 2003
York College Pennsylvania
York,Pennsylvania
Graduated: 2000
Degree: Bachelor's Degree
Major: Poli. Sci./ History
Clubs: Track & Field, Cross Country, Swimming, ECO, Model European Union, PHI ALPHA THETA, PI SIGMA ALPHA, SIGMA TAU DELTA (STD), YCP Players (theatre),
 

1996 to 2000
Peabody Hs
Pittsburgh,Pennsylvania
Graduated: 1996
Student status: Alumni
Degree: High School Diploma
Clubs: Track and Field, Swimming, Soccer, Mock Trial, Band, Theatre
 

1991 to 1996



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   Karstan the Pirate Vegan 's Blurbs
About me:
"There comes a time when every man feels the urge to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag and start slitting throats". H. L. Mencken

You can find me on Twitter @Karstan

You can find my blog at http://bobdmighty.livejournal.com/

Vegan. Soon-to-be-ex-Lawyer. Wannabe triathlete. I'm in the midst of closing my law practice and I'm back in school for engineering. It's... interesting.

I like to think I'm a pretty rockin' kind of guy. I hate the materialism, consumption and hatred in our world (yes, I hate hate. ironic, yes?), but like to have a rockin' good time. I find humour in most everything around me... humour that tends to escape most others, I have to admit. Well, now is the time where you give me $10. Why, do you ask? Because I said so, dammit. Fork it over. Myspace Layouts Myspace Layouts
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Who I'd like to meet:
Your mom and your little sister. You can have them IM me at "bobdmighty" on either yahoo or AIM. Being a vegan, I've got a particular fondness for those veggie/vegan folk, but I like most non-conformists who like to have a rockin' good time. ..>What's It Gonna Be?..>



   


   


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Karstan the Pirate Vegan 's Friends Comments
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Pirate Jewels





Jan 24 2009 5:30 PM

Just wanted to say "Arr Matey" from one Pirate to another...
A.





Aug 17 2008 1:46 AM

too bad bailey's isn't vegan! we could drink some, draw pictures and play love games! (in tutus)
A.





Aug 17 2008 1:45 AM

i miss you.
i want a karstan hug!
Jodi





Jul 2 2008 12:03 PM

Hey Honey! Hope you had an AWESOME 30th birthday! I tried to post this yesterday, but myspace was giving me troubles! I was going to call you too...but you never gave me your phone number! :P

Anyway, I miss you! Hope you had a great day! XOXO

Pirate Jewels





Jul 2 2008 11:39 AM

The Pirate's Tavern closed??? Blimey!! If a vegan pirate tavern can't stay afloat in Portland, then I guess it can't make it anywhere. :(

Did you have a good bday?
Jess





Jul 2 2008 12:02 AM

happy birthday :)
Meg





Jul 1 2008 11:41 AM

Happy Birthday, Karstan!
Pirate Jewels





Jul 1 2008 11:22 AM

Hey there Hot Stuff!!! Happy birthday. You gonna hit the vegan Pirate Tavern tonight?
Welcome to your fourth decade.
You're one of us now! <;0
katie





Jul 1 2008 9:53 AM

Happy Birthday...ya old coot.
Princess Mononoke





Jun 27 2008 1:54 AM

I miss you too...Fool (^_^)b
Princess Mononoke





Jun 27 2008 1:49 AM

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Hey Karstan the Pirate Vegan , I just bought you as my PET!
Click here to find out how much I think you're WORTH!


Is it possible for a pet to own her owner? And if so, what does that make you? Oh, right, my BITCH!

a ViSuAl TiNkLe





Jun 27 2008 12:51 AM

PS
why are you worried? DOn't be worried. It's not the ende of the world, at least not yet, maybe real soon but not yet.
Hey maybe it being the end of the world your worries would be unimportant.
(please ignore this message, I took some benedryl amd I'm a little loopy)
a ViSuAl TiNkLe





Jun 27 2008 12:47 AM

the video for Pork and Beans is great.
Damn, I just love me some Weezer
Seda





Jun 26 2008 3:43 PM

Hey, couldn't you, like, join mensa with that?
JASON





Jun 26 2008 5:33 AM

What about you? What classes and where? P.S. My mom says she knows you have free long distance so you better call her ass.
katie





Jun 24 2008 3:58 PM

seen it. quit looking at naked girls on the net you sketchy old man...
katie





Jun 17 2008 8:59 AM

I'll have to take you under my wing and expose you to my fine musical tastes.
Jodi





Jun 4 2008 2:48 PM

Jodi





Jun 2 2008 1:46 PM

katie





May 23 2008 2:39 PM

you would totally go crazy here, there are catholic school girls in little skirts and knee socks everywhere you look!
A.





May 20 2008 11:49 PM

i want to, for sure. what happened to your foot? send me your number and i will call, as i got a new phone yesterday and this one actually works! oregon primaries today, hooray.
Jodi





May 19 2008 3:37 PM

You have a year, get that foot healed and start training....

The newly named Dick's Sporting Goods Pittsburgh Marathon is set for May 3, 2009, the result of a sponsorship deal announced by Mayor Luke Ravenstahl and Allegheny County Chief Executive Dan Onorato this morning.
Alisha





May 19 2008 6:31 AM

I'm sure it was me you saw. I'll e-mail you my numeber and if you want to get together or talk call.
A.





May 18 2008 9:07 PM

i miss you.
Alisha





May 17 2008 3:53 AM

You prob. did see me. That was a fucked day. My rear tire came off and I walked bunches up-hill. Sorry I didn't see you.
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