Where were you when the Irishman peed on my shoe?
Ma'am, please call off your dog.
Music
Help! He's covered from head to toe in some sort of goo!
I can't find an adult owl costume on ebay.
Movies
Have you ever wanted to throw your voice like this man?: (help, let me out of this box!) Now You Can!
I take it you've been eating a lot of eggs lately.
Television
Got any pets?
Please do not delay me from my appointment. I am a very important businessman.
Books
By keeping a low overhead, I pass the savings on to you, the consumer.
Heroes
I was eating a piece of cheese and the trap sprung and caught my nose.
Mother is waiting for me to return with the groceries.
Hey folks, it's time to meet my puppet pals!
About me: Look what I can do with this spoon.
If you want to tickle someone from afar, glue a feather to the end of a stick.
I thought melted butter would make an excellent lubricant. I was wrong. And I apologize for what happened to your bicycle.
One of the greatest mysteries ever and I'm apprehensive as to whether or not I want it solved.
Who I'd like to meet:
Now you've done it! I'll reek of relish for days!
Have you any idea where my trousers might be?
I wouldn't sit on that if I were you.
Bob Wears Pants (and so should you).'s Friend Space (Top 11)
Bob Wears Pants (and so should you). has 326 friends.
well hello bob! i check this every once in a while but more often live in the spacebook world...im cooking and cooking some more as per usual - same dish different day - how are you?
He's good, he just poops and drools. What a life! I can't believe Tech isn't looking for a Hist prof. I just lost yet another job to one of you bastards, but it was in the Special Collections department. History majors always win over an Appalachianist with Archival training!
