I used to fly planes for Braniff International, but in 1982 they went bankrupt. Once Uncle Sam stopped regulating the Airline industrie any Joe crumb bum could fly in a plane. But I remember a time before the greyhound crowd started flying, A time when men were men, coke was cola, a joint was a place you didn't want to be, and flying in a plane was the classiest thing in the world, and you could do it all while sipping a scotch on the rocks. These hacks in the air now aday's can barely cut it. Anyway since 82 I've been Crooning, MCing and playing and teaching poker in Southern California, Las Vegas and Reno. Recently I hooked up with a Band "The Monsters From Mars" the are the best band in the world, their music takes me back to a when "Flight Attendents" were stewardesses and uniforms only came in size petite and there wasn't a sexual harassment law on the books. I also make the most poignant Comic Con documentaries in the world.
Here's the Video from 2007, it's the longest movie yet, barely legal at just over 18 swinging minutes! Watch me at comic con socking it to Jessica Alba, Dane Cook, Andy Samberg, Milla Jovovich and more!
Bob Stencil Does Comic Con Harder (2007)
Bob $tencil Does Comic Con (2006)
Comic Con 2006
The critics are raving,
"You a Bad Muthafucka man!"-Samuel L. Jackson
"Congratulations on your "that guy" status."-Fake Waldo
"Bob Stencil ain't nothin to fuck with"-The RZA
Thanks to all the fans at Comic Con! Keep Swinging!
If you liked that, dig this, My first ever appearance at Comic Con
Bob Stencil Goes to Comic Con (2005)
Some of my old passengers: Andy Warhol and Sonny Liston
Whitey Ford and Salvidore Dali
The Future? Unfortunately this amazing scenario would not become the future, because that pussy Jimmy Carter had to deregulate the industry. You could be flying in style now, but instead you have to take off your shoes, and leave your lube at home... some future, thanks a lot Jimmy.
Who I'd like to meet: I've met 'em all and banged the ones that were dames.
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I sincerely hope that you will be back for 2009. I showed my friends (Comic-Con virgins) your videos, and they were convinced that they needed to go. It wouldn't be the same without you, Bob $tencil!
Dam that is it, I'm growing a moustache. I'm convinced the way you macked Eliza Dushku is only proof for the magnetism of the moustache. You sly pimp Bob, strike em forever!
