Drinking Clubfoots. Hanging with my fans, looking separate directions with my eyes. Keeping quiet and smiling a lot. I like to travel and think about asparagus. I am also partial to crawling back in the sleeper and drinking a little buttermilk! Don't mess with me, cuz I have sharp, sexy corners, and I Love Wood.
音樂
I got an ear for it.... one ear that is...Zwol is my personal favorite. I'm so Green!
電影
Haven't been in any yet, but I am always looking for work. I can act my ass off, and I did, as you can see. I am trying to break into the porn industry. My back is made of rather hard wood. I am also covered in latex, and you know that is HOT!
電視
I starred in a few campaign commercials back in 1982. I would love to star in my own sack race!
書籍
"In Search Of The Wild Asparagus" by Roy Lancaster
"Stalking The Wild Asparagus" by Euell Gibbons
"The Talking Asparagus" by Nipper McPherson
"Asparagus Christ: An Overview" by Tray Ortiz
偶像
Walter Zwol, Rock God of Asparagus!
Moni, #1 Fan of Asparagus
To the King: late night snack recipe, a fav of Art LinkletterChocolate Chip Asparagus Drops 1/2 a cup of finely ground white asparagus & 1 teaspoon of asparagus extract... nothing more enjoyable then dunkining these treats in some ice cold Neuro Fuel. for this recipe contact Dr Neuro Fuel 110 recipe in 88 days.
Bob Williams 2009 Weed Manager of the Year!
Bob Williams, manager of our Weed Control Department, was awarded the "2009 Weed Manager of the Year" by the Colorado Weed Management Association. This is Fremont County's fifth year receiving an award from the Colorado Weed Management Association.
To The King: Your power lunch recipe: Asparagus and Ham Pizza "Pizza Agli Aspargi" This recipe presents a classic combination of ingredients. Have a can of ice cold Neuro Fuel ready for this meal. For this recipe contact Dr. Neuro Fuel.
I'ma headed to move my dad from the hospital back to teh nursin' home...AGAIN!...and then I'ma gonna change my phone number! hahahah (ok, I'm not kidding)
In the meantime...I'm tryin' to think positive....
