About me: I once was a little lad ...
Who built choppers with my dad.
I then invented something that revolutionized the world ...
I'm sure you've seen one with a person driving, perhaps a girl.
I became tired and warn with all the rest ...
That is why i invented and built the ... THE RENDIPEST!
Yes, due to the success of the Rendipest2000 I have become a bozillionaire. What's a bozillionaire you ask? Let's just say I'm richer than Daddy Warbucks.
But enough about me, let's talk about you shall we. No? Ok. Then have you heard the news? Everybody's doing "THE ZEEK". It's a brand new dance spawned by its creator (that's me) that is taking the country by storm (bigger then El Nino). Even Ernesto is doing ... THE ZEEK.
hey zeek... go to my page and check out the video... click on the 4:49 comedy bit "Hot Pockets"...(Make sure it's the one where the guy is wearing the striped shirt...
Zeek it has been some time and my family misses you so my newphew wanted to wrap you something special this Christmas.He took much time and strain to make this just for you. Yes Zeek because you DO know that you peek at yours too!!!!
I am so sorry for your loss. Jamey was a man unlike any I have ever met in my entire life. I know he was a blessing and a light to everyone around him. You are in my prayers my brother; you and your family. God bless you in this time.
Ernesto has joined forces with his old buddy Don Polka to create the ultimate Ped.
The Oobermentsch 3800. The most powerful/dependable ped on the market. The Rindepest is now just that, a pest on the roadways! Notice how it gives our Private Investigator, Ramon, that James Bond look!!
If your interested in one of these fine machines, call Ernesto at -888- 472-Oober
I know "The Zeek", dances like he rides the mopeds he makes. Enough said!
The Title es en Ernesto's manos!!
I can feel it! Ha Ha Ha mi pequeno chico de rata!
KIT says that Bob Zeek has much practicing to do if he wants to be as good of a dancer as Ernesto!! And we both know that KIT is not programmed to lie!! Face it my belly heavy friend!
Que Pasa? Zeek
I find old foto of you and Humberto dancing by swimming pool!! It must be Cinco De Mayo!You locos musta had one too many cervecas!!
I remember some bueno bailando, pero no wares neer as bueno as Ernesto!!
Keep practicing my little chicken legged amigos
Hola Zeek,
I just wanted to apologize for that sick untruth I told about you and Juan Pablo. I was feeling very frustrated that I could not do the Zeek. You are master at this dance, and I am not.
I hope you find it in your heart to forgive me.
Yo soy muy los sientos.( I am very sorry)
I have been working on THE ERNESTO!! Maybe we can agree that we are both great!
Zeek, Mi frolicking pequeno midgito!
I have found your old amigo, You remember, the on that you saw Broke Back Montana wit!
Yes, so you do rememer Juan Pablo!!!!!!!!
I will communicate wit you pronto,
Su primo, Ernesto (the greatest dancer ever)Chalputapec
