D&D (mucho treasure a must), lard slathering, torments, ill-gotten foodstuffs. Insults so well placed you're sure you've changed the universe.
Music
Pop-rocks in soda. Crying.
Movies
"Gamesmaster, Gamesmaster, What Have you Done?!" and it's sequel "Dungeon Rubber", by Breakfast of Demons, because I star in them. Go to Breakfast of Demons. Because I rule, that's why.
Television
Little House on the Prarie. Barfing Jars Channel.
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Books
I only read to be better than everyone. I therefore recommend that YOU read Blurvy James Clockton's "Skills are for Pills: What's Your Rush?"
Heroes
The ones with their backs turned. Those are my favorite.
About me: They didn't have glowy text. To write about myself, I require glowy text. Otherwise, what's the point?
Who I'd like to meet: My D&D Character, the ever murderous Sucksface (evil only). Skeletor. Benedict from "Last Action Hero". Satan's cousin Blurk (I hear he's just great). And you of course! Just put on this blindfold and put your wallet on the chair beside you.
I was running around in my beautiful green Breakfast of Demons t-shirt, and I realized how much I miss my Boglin :( I hope we can all get together sometime in the near future :) I need me some Boglin :) Miss you all :)
Doom is pleased that you have decided to befriend Doom. Doom has been to Hell on many occations, simply to pick out property of course, and he does recall a rather enjoyable Back Racking pit across the street from Doom's lovely summer home. Weither this was yours or some other vermin's Racking Pit Doom can not say, this is simply Doom's way of appearing like he is actually interested in your life. Which Doom is not.
So Says Doom.
Doomfact 4021: Doom has devoured many a Magical Cookie and only suffered from mild happy tingling in his fingertips.
Okay my little cookie... you have had your own myspace page for awhile now...it is time to choose a background to decorate your page! If you game you need dice, if you myspace you need a background! Miss ya!