BOICONSTRICTOR
BOICONSTRICTOR I've recently taken to eating my young...

Male
32 years old
CHICAGO, Illinois
United States



Last Login: 9/6/2009
View My: Pics | Gifts

   Contacting BOICONSTRICTOR

 MySpace URL: 

    BOICONSTRICTOR's Interests
GeneralGenerally & Academically: the democratic process, technology and gadgetry of all sorts, marketing and PR campaigns (ones that work terribly AND the stuff that flops famously), coffee, mythology and the collective unconscious, sci-fi (especially dystopian nightmares), snakes, cataclysms, pandemics, the rise and fall of the former USSR, Tesla, Coast to Coast AM, archaeology, urban planning, herbalism. Psycho-sexually: uh, a little too wild for MySpace...you'll have to deduce more specifics from my groups & writings, but generally anything that involves dominance and submission and the exploration of pain in an erotic context.
MusicHmm, I relish the special sounds of gagged lips yearning to make their discomfort known. I may not know what one hand clapping sounds like, but do YOU know what the receiving end of a paddling sounds like?!? Oh, and Karaoke can be fun too.
MoviesWanna make one? FILMS: On the Beach - Where Ava Gardner and Gregory Peck are trying to have a romantic moment in the middle of a monsoon and four drunks are in the next room belting through EVERY VERSE of Waltzing Matilda... Paris is Burning - The balls aren't what they used to be. Drop Dead Gorgeous - Take down the goddamn Frida sign you lazy sonsofbitches. The Cook, the Thief, His Wife & Her Lover Forbidden Planet Jeffrey Gattaca The Last Man on Earth FILM MAKERS: David DeCoteau Gregg Araki Terry Gilliam Eli Roth Mel Brooks George Romero John Landis THEMES: dystopias, zombies, aliens & robots, pretty nihilism, Chicago (scenes and settings), virulent diseases, good scares
TelevisionIt's all Shite...really... Uhhh: Janice Dickinson Modeling Agency, Torchwood, Mythbusters, basically whatever rehashed pseudo-researched stuff is airing on History Channel or Discovery. Gordon Ramsey's Kitchen Nightmares. Kinda morbidly curious about Little People Big World, and definitely able to out-CSI most of the punks on CSI (pick a city, any city) Plenty of eyecandy on Smallville and Supernatural, but not usually around for them. Not (yet) airing (most likely due to the writer's strike, yeah, that's it): So Who the *BLEEP* Cares if You Can Dance, Wheel of Fish, CSI: Secondlife, Criss Angel: Closet Freak, Law and Order: Coerced Confessions, Are You Smarter than the President...
BooksThe Frontrunner, Cry the Beloved Country, The Master & Margarita, Giovanni's Room, Me Talk Pretty One Day, The First Man in Rome Freud, David Sedaris, Edmund White, Joseph Campbell, Gore Vidal, Twain, Poe, Philip K. Dick, Ray Bradbury, Arthur C. Clarke
HeroesThe genius who created www.boiconstrictor.com - That guy's frigging AWESOME!
Groups: Guys Tickling GuysTeen feet and tickling!Guys In PerilSTUDS IN BONDAGEI WANT TO BE A SEXY B&D SUPERVILLAINGaggedMalesHot Guys With Hot Bodies

View All BOICONSTRICTOR's Groups

     BOICONSTRICTOR's Details
Status:Single
Orientation:Gay
Religion:Agnostic
Zodiac Sign:Gemini
Smoke / Drink:No / Yes

   BOICONSTRICTOR's Schools
Depaul University
Chicago, IL
Graduated: N/A
 

1995 to Present
Larkin High School
Elgin, IL
Graduated: N/A
Student status: Alumni
 

1991 to 1995



BOICONSTRICTOR is in your extended network
view more

BOICONSTRICTOR's Latest Blog Entry  [Subscribe to this Blog]

Election 2-Cents or, Eyes on the Guys with their Eyes on the Prize  (view more)

Festival Season  (view more)

Way back before the writer’s strike...  (view more)

Memorial Day  (view more)

franks at Frank’s, IHOP sausage, and uncontrollable fits of laughter...  (view more)

[View All Blog Entries]

   BOICONSTRICTOR's Blurbs
About me:
sarcastic, swarthy sadist out for kinky fun... Dirty, flirty, thirty years old, masculine, dominant, aggressive, hairy chested and usually scruffy or goateed, in Wicker Park. Oh, and I'm new to this whole bloody "myspace" thing, so cut me some slack already! (Yes, I realize I have like one friend. Now if only life could imitate the internet... )
Who I'd like to meet:
Fit, frisky, submissive (or curious) guys within about 10 years of my age. Ticklish jocks and experimental gymbunnies get picked in the first round. Bondage test-dummies and kink guinea pigs required, apply within. ...and if you don't fit the bill there, at least be able to hold your own in a game of scrabble, or have something more provocative to discuss than Da Bears.

   BOICONSTRICTOR's Friend Space (Top 13)
BOICONSTRICTOR has 63 friends.
 Jed James 


 George 


 Aaron Michael A 


 ~M~ 


 CreativeTKO 


 Rafa 


 Tony 


 Dali 


 Sarah 


 Angelerrr 


 JESSTICLES 


 ¡ Matador ! 


 Glitter B Puss Huckelberry-Skyy-Le Plae-Big-Lamour 





BOICONSTRICTOR's Friends Comments
Displaying 21 of 21 comments  ( View All | Add Comment )
Chadster

Chadster



Oct 21 2008 3:17 AM

thanks for adding me, hott1. it's nice to meet u. i call my lips anaconda cuz they can wrap around a cock and squeeze it till it squirts - then i swallow it. hit me up sometime.
Achilles

Achilles Heel



Aug 25 2008 9:04 PM

Photobucket
Sarah

Sarah



Aug 18 2008 9:29 PM

Mex food and margaritas at Uncle Julio's Saturday night? I think we're going to go around 8. If you can't make it to that, we most likely will be boozing afterward ... possibly on my junky rooftop yet again.
Hope you can make it!
Sarah

Sarah



Aug 2 2008 1:08 AM

Yo, sorry I missed your call the other night, I was at the movies with my sis. Don't worry, I'm planning some drinking-on-my-rooftop debauchery ... date to be determined soon.
By the way, check out today's blog entry if you get a chance. It's a topic I think you would appreciate.
Hope you're well!
Jean Bean

Jean Bean



May 24 2008 2:00 PM

heya yeah i just moved back to suburbia :/ hah its not too terribly bad.
how are ya?
Dae617

Dae617



May 29 2008 12:25 AM

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!! HOPE YOUR DAY WENT WELL.

DANA (DAE DAE) :-)
Sarah

Sarah



Jun 21 2008 9:47 PM

I just read through a few of your most recent blog entries, and I just wanted to say:
1) Happy Belated Birthday! Again, I'm sorry I couldn't make it out that night, but my classes were stupidly difficult this past quarter. And now I'm in summer school. But four weeks from now, I will be free, and we should hang.
2) I completely agree with you about the stupidity of festival-goers. Actually, I think this is a bit of a summertime phenomenon, as the Starbucks stupids have been out in DROVES.
3) Thanks for the shout out for my blog! (However, my profile is set to private, so I don't think anyone would be able to link to it. Try this one next time: http://sassydemon. blogspot. com.)
4) Hope you're enjoying the summer! How are things going at the (semi-)new store?
Sarah

Sarah



Jun 21 2008 9:29 PM

Oh yeah, the Splenda monster is still around. And she's ENGAGED.
Chad Allen & Chad Allen Online

Chad Allen & Chad Allen Online



May 28 2008 11:53 AM


Dae617

Dae617



Jan 18 2008 3:57 AM

Lesbian Phone Sex...

Sarah

Sarah



Jan 10 2008 12:38 PM

Karaoke, yes!
So, how is the new store? The word on the street is that it's situated near a police station that is well stocked with some 4 Splenda hotties ... true?
Tony

tony Lewis



Dec 24 2007 5:46 AM

Photobucket


Happy Holidays Doll!! I'm sure he would have done the same to you! XO
Chad Allen & Chad Allen Online

Chad Allen & Chad Allen Online



Dec 12 2007 4:14 AM


CreativeTKO

CreativeTKO



Jul 4 2007 9:02 PM

hope you're having a good day, roommie-roo.

Myspace Layouts
Myspace Layouts
Sarah

Sarah



May 28 2007 1:45 PM

Happy Birthday! Hope you have a great day.
CreativeTKO

CreativeTKO



May 28 2007 5:54 AM

Happy 30th Roommie-Roo. ;-)


COOL MySpace Comments
~M~

~M~



May 28 2007 5:00 AM

Glitter  Myspace Comments - Get Myspace Glitters
Glitter Myspace Comments
CreativeTKO

CreativeTKO



Apr 4 2007 6:58 AM

hope the windy city is treating you well...i just got back from the desert. Shorts at night, i found, AREN'T a good thing...
Aaron Michael A

Aaron Michael A



Feb 7 2007 7:15 PM

Got plans this Saturday night? You do now! $15 all the domestic drafts you can drink...

Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
Betty Flapjax

Betty Flapjax



Jan 27 2007 3:27 AM

what up cuz? when you guys gonna get some stinkin inkin? or inkin stinkin depending on what side of town you're coming from :)
Rafa

Rafael Lopez



Jan 6 2007 7:17 AM

Hola! So how did you survive the other night? My body aches all over...
Add Comment


©2003-2009 MySpace.com. All Rights Reserved.