I have a cat named Tuna Fishsandwichwithmayo. I usually just call him Tuna and save his whole name for when he's a naughty kitty. I'm just joking, he's never a naughty kitty! I love my Mister Cuddlepants (that's what I call him when he rolls over for me to scratch his fuzzy little chin). Other nicknames for him include: Itchypants, Fishypants, and just Pants. I would have to say that his hobbies would include playing with paper, drooling, and being an itchy little pants. He wakes me up in the morning by walking all over me and putting his butt on my face. He has a squishy fat belly which he also sometimes puts on my face. Oh, he also loves to pounce on my foot when it moves underneath the covers cause he's just a little Mister Cuddle-pounce (That's another thing I call him). Well, I think that pretty much sums me up.
Oh, and I have a newborn daughter named Zoe. We don't have any nicknames for her.
Music
The Craters, Falling, Eric French, Rock Solid, The Youth Society, Ramtastik, Ian Gold, Miles and the Liverpool Seven, The Gang (when James was in the band cause Rick sucks), Frong, and Greg Michaels.
Movies
A Good Night to Die, Popcorn Shrimp, Can't Be Heaven, The Office Party, The Secret of NIMH 2: Timmy to the Rescue, Dizzyland, Naked in New York, The Last P.O.W.? The Bobby Garwood Story, Too Much Sun, Distant Thunder, Crossroads, The Three Wishes of Billy Grier, Teachers, Dangerous Company, and last but not least: Up the Academy...aka Mad Magazine Presents Up the Academy... aka Mad Magazine's Up the Academy... aka The Brave Young Men of Weinberg
Television
I really liked the season finale of "Winnie the Pooh." The last episode is amazing...Eeyore can't take it anymore and gets in the bathtub, takes the nail out of his butt and slices open his wrists, filling the bathtub with stuffing. Gopher burrows under the locked door but it's too late. His suicide note says: Thanks for noticing me. At the funeral Pooh places one of his hunny pots in Eeyore's coffin as a kind gesture. But everyone is on edge. Tigger flips out at Christopher Robin, "DON'T CALL ME TIGGER, YOU PASTY DOUGH BOY!...IT'S TIGGA...YOU GOTTA SOFTEN THAT R!" Pooh then takes a turn for the worse as he feeds his depression by binge eating and soon there is no more honey in the Hundred Acre Woods...he litterally eats the bees out of house and home. There's no more honey...except for the one he placed in Eeyore's coffin...no, he won't, he can't...he does. Late at night and in the rain, Pooh digs up the body of his late friend, he frantically opens the pot and starts eating, lightning suddenly illuminates Eeyore's button eyes and Pooh realizes what he is doing. And he cries and cries, violently screaming, he drops to his knees...then he slowly pours the honey onto the ground and as the camera slowly pans away you know that Pooh's gonna be all right...it's gonna be tough...but one day at a time, Pooh...one day at a time.
Books
I just read "Into the Sudden Rain" by Evelyn Wares...When Garrison dies from gout, I lost it, I just lost it. Cause who's going to raise Emily's baby? Pete won't...can't. He's still just a boy. Maybe the range can turn a boy into a man but it can't turn one into a daddy.
It's the very first episode of INTEGALACTIC and it's the first thing me and Morgan have ever acted in. It's a work in progress. I learn as I go. It's a great start though. We had a lot of fun and will be putting more stuff out soon. Maybe next time we'll have a script.
I fucking find it HILARIOUS!!!! I'm so proud of how bad it sucks. I hate introductions... I can't just start killing people. Maybe next time... maybe next time.
Enjoy... we'll be back.
I love love LOVED making this.
It's in two parts because YouTube only allows you to upload 10 minutes at a time... we're working out the small stuff...
This is our first full length episode and features all three members of D³! This is actually the story concept that started it all. Be sure to leave us feedback and a comment/rating over at youtube is always appreciated.
Has anyone from the comedy zone called you yet? I have signed up to be the official Comedy Zone spot in Greeneville starting in Jan. I told them about you and they said that they would call. Anyway just thought I would let you know. Hope your holidays were grand.
Derik that is badass! You're putting yourself out there. Right on! I'm a fan of your "bare hands vs human hands" bit! I send your myspace link to my friends and they love it! Keep rockin'. Take care!
Hey Derik! Thanks so much! I'll only agree to the duet if you wear the unitard. Man that has been the best investment of all time, huh? I remember when it was just something we looked at in my dance catalog. ;) I've lived in Chicago since Sept. So not very long but LOVING IT!! How's NY and the stand up biz? Hope you and your fam are well!! :)
uhm, you haven't told people about your show at Ella's this thursday at 6pm and 8pm. So here is a little plug for your site.lol. Looking forward to another great show.
Hey! I am glad to see that you are finally using the side of your brain that the teachers hated for good use! If you ever plan on a show in New Orleans, let me know!
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