Boingophile
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""There are no dead ends in your life… until of course, you’re dead." - Danny Elfman"
Male
28 years old
San Francisco, California
United States
Last Login:7/22/2008
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Boingophile's Interests
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| General | Books, movies, music, tarot cards, tattoos, magic, snakes... Does drinking count as an interest, or is it more of a way of life?
Also, I love vintage video game systems...
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"I'm tired of this back-slapping "Isn't humanity neat?" bullshit. We're a virus with shoes, okay? That's all we are." - Bill Hicks
"I try not to make the same mistakes. Wherever possible I'll go for new and different mistakes next time." - Neil Gaiman, my favorite author.
"I get drawn to things that don’t make any sense, and I learned early on not to resist that."- Danny Elfman, my favorite musician.
"My marching orders do not exist. If I start pretending that I am in charge of anybody, then madness will surely follow.. or, perhaps I should say, make itself more visible." - Joss Whedon, Writer/Director
Tim Burton - one of my favorite directors |
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Oklahoma Sucks But We Live Here Anyway, Tattoos, {+}Occult Studies{+}, WICCA, Zen, Mass Debaters, The Evil League Of Monsters, The Art Of Dave McKean
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Boingophile's Details
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| Status: | In a Relationship | | Here for: | Networking, Friends | | Orientation: | Straight | | Hometown: | Joke-lahoma City | | Body type: | 6' 1" / Average | | Ethnicity: | White / Caucasian | | Religion: | Other | | Zodiac Sign: | Leo | | Smoke / Drink: | Yes / Yes | | Children: | I don't want kids | | Education: | Some college |
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Boingophile's Schools
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Choctaw Hs
Choctaw, OK
Graduated: 1998
Student status: Alumni
Degree: High School Diploma
Major: none
Minor: none
Clubs: broadcasting
Greek:
Delta Delta Delta
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Boingophile's Blurbs |
About me:
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The basics:
Full name - Eric William Helms
Eyes - Hazel
Hair - Brown
Height - 6 feet
Birthday - August 4
Favorites:
Color - Black
Season - Autumn
Movie - The Nightmare Before Christmas
Song - "Just Another Day" by Oingo Boingo
Article of clothing - My fedora
Thing about life - How funny it can be
Preferences:
Coke or Pepsi? Dr. Pepper
Fast or slow dances? I can't dance
Kissing or hugging? It depends on my mood
Love of lust? Both, actually
Top or bottom? Top
Day or night? Night
Rain or shine? Rain
Smiling or laughing? I love to laugh
Sunrise or sunset? Sunset
Random questions:
Could you be classified as insane? Maybe
Can you tie a cherry stem in a knot with your tongue? Yes
Do have any "special talents"? Maybe you should ask Marian
Are you obsessed with a person or object? Marian, of course. And I've been described as an obsessive Oingo Boingo fan.
Do the voices talk to you? They're telling me to answer "No"
Should I be jealous? Always
Do you want me to be jealous? It's not my fault I'm awesome
Can you go the distance? More often than not
What are you wearing? Serenity t-shirt, black hoody, sleepy pants, and socks
Color socks you're wearing? Grey
To coffee or not to coffee? Either coffee or chai
Righty or lefty? Righty
Other questions...
When was the last time you really laughed? Yesterday
What are you good at? Oh, so many things...
Whats on your mind? Food
Have you ever lied? Not recently
Biggest fear? Like I'm going to tell you
Best quality in a friend? Loyalty
Do you have a secret that no one knows about? Maybe
If you could do anything without consequences what would you do? Take over the world
Who knows the most about you? Michelle
Sex related
What do you look for in the opposite sex? I lean toward curvy girls
Thing you hate most about them? They can be frustrating, but I tend not to hate anyone that's not a total bitch
Thing you love most about them? Probably the way they smell
Ever been in love? Oh, yes
Do you believe in love at first sight? Yep
Funniest or most desperate thing you've done to get the attention of someone of the opposite sex? Randomly take my shirt off in public
Are you horny? What do you think?
What part of the body do you like best? I'm pretty enthusiastic about all of them from time to time
What's your "type"? Curvy, artistic/brainy, with a sense of humor
What is sexy? Self-confidence
Finally:
I always - Want to know more
I love - Marian
I will never - Say never
I've had days that - I've not spoken to anyone
The last thing I need right now - Your criticism
Disclaimer:
This page is written by me, and is not necessarily endorsed by Myspace, or anyone else for that matter. Postings may be offensive, graphic, tasteless, and/or not funny.
Any questions, comments, concerns, snide remarks, songs, poems, eloquent discourses on the topic of your choice? No? Good.
"If liberty means anything at all, it means the right to tell people what they do not want to hear."- George Orwell
Your results:
You are Malcolm Reynolds (Captain)
| Malcolm Reynolds (Captain) |
| 90% |
| Jayne Cobb (Mercenary) |
| 70% |
| Zoe Washburne (Second-in-command) |
| 60% |
| Wash (Ship Pilot) |
| 50% |
| Derrial Book (Shepherd) |
| 50% |
| Dr. Simon Tam (Ship Medic) |
| 40% |
| Alliance |
| 40% |
| Kaylee Frye (Ship Mechanic) |
| 20% |
| A Reaver (Cannibal) |
| 20% |
| Inara Serra (Companion) |
| 0% |
| River (Stowaway) |
| 0% |
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Honest and a defender of the innocent.
You sometimes make mistakes in judgment
but you are generally good and
would protect your crew from harm.
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Click here to take the "Which Serenity character are you?" quiz...
Your results:
You are Green Lantern
| Green Lantern |
| 75% |
| Hulk |
| 70% |
| Batman |
| 65% |
| Superman |
| 60% |
| Supergirl |
| 55% |
| Spider-Man |
| 50% |
| Robin |
| 45% |
| The Flash |
| 30% |
| Iron Man |
| 30% |
| Wonder Woman |
| 25% |
| Catwoman |
| 25% |
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Hot-headed, you have strong will power and a good imagination.
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You Are Death
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You symbolize the end, which can be frightening.
But you also symbolize the immortality of the soul.
You represent transformation, rebirth of a new life.
Sweeping away the past is part of this card, as painful as it may be.
Your fortune:
Don't worry, this card does not predict death itself.
Instead it foreshadows the ending of an era of your life, one that is hard to let go of.
But with the future great new things will come, and it's time to embrace them.
Mourn for a while, but then face the future with humility and courage.
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Who I'd like to meet:
Weird people from all over, especially here in San Francisco
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