Bonnie "Prince" Tyler is a very clever songwriter. You know he is clever because he writes sharp, detail-heavy "observational" lyrics about prostitutes. That way, you can tell he lives in the Modern World. He writes of Working Class Issues, and portrays the Apathy of Youth in a style beloved by bloggers and broadsheets alike. Also, he has a heavy accent that is probably fake. But that's how you know that his tales are real.
Bonnie "Prince" Tyler has a MySpace because that's how you make it big in the music industry these days, because of the thing with the democratization of the Internets. He will soon be featuring on the cover of the NME, although the NME doesn't know this yet. He would be the best thing out of Britain in years, except that he's Australian and has never been to the UK.
