Bonno
Bonno You got something you want to do? Go do it!!

Male
99 years old
Los Angeles, California
United States



Last Login: 12/20/2009
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    Bonno's Interests
GeneralMovies, Comedy cds,( old ones, Don Rickles, Norm Crosby), Philosophy (like UFO's and Bigfoot. That's philosophy isn't it?) Comedy films and tv shows. Seeing character actors at the Radio Shack, Art (Coop, classic artists, poster artists, recent naive art), Dave Cooper paintings, some lowbrow art, weird cartoons. Odd societal tweaks like cults, paranoid conspiracy theorists etc. Are you in a cult? How do you know? I have a big Phillip K. Dick, beat up paperback collection. Well, I think it's big. Rock music (I'm a neophyte but dig Black Label Society). Did I mention comedy? I collect everything from toys to comedy memorabilia and lenticulars. I'm an artist, do portraits of famous people that no one would ever paint. Currently working on a George Kennedy painting in my mind.
MusicBlack Label Society, Tool, Elliott Smith, William Shatner and Ben Folds, Sean Lennon, Linkin Park, Eminem, Evanescence, The Finn Brothers, XTC.
MoviesAnchorman, Ray, Team America, Groundhog Day, Stripes, Waking Life, Wings of Desire, Life of Brian, Sherman's March, Gap-Toothed Women, Animal House, Lost in Translation, You Can Count On Me, The Royal Tennenbaums, Rushmore, Say Anything, Brazil, Blade Runner, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Adaptation, The Fifth Element (for the effects and Mila Jovovich), Pee Wee's Big Adventure, Altered States, Superman 1, Spiderman 1 and 2, Time Bandits, Play It Again Sam, Sleeper, Annie Hall, Stardust Memories, Carnal Knowledge, American Werewolf in London, My Neighbor Totoro, Spirited Away, Evil Dead 2, Army of Darkness, John Carpenter's
TelevisionEvery night I pray for Tivo to enter my life and record these shows. Ali G, The Daily Show (John Stewart rules!), The Chappelle Show, Monty Python, I'm Alan Partridge, Strangers With Candy, The Office, The Fast Show (now called
BooksRadio Free Albemuth by Phillip K. Dick, Love is a Dog From Hell by Charles Bukowski, The Seven Mysteries of Life by Guy Murchie (still reading that one), The Secret Life of Plants (Plants do feel and if you yell at them enough they will scream back at you.)The Power of Now, Eckhart Tolle (keep putting off reading it until later), Drawing on the Right Side of the Brain by Betty Edwards (changed my paintings dramatically. Made them more precise.), Everything in The World and Boys and Girls by Lynda Barry, all Kliban cartoon books, and a couple of collections of Buddy Hickerson's The Quigmans cartoons. I have coffee table sized art books a plenty. Graphic Novels- Supreme and Miracleman by Alan Moore, Sin City and Y, the Last Man On Earth.
HeroesProfessional heroes: Woody Allen, Steve Martin, Stephen Colbert, Steve Carell, Will Ferrell, Jonathan Winters, Bill Cosby, Michael Palin, Steve Coogan, John Cleese, Terry Gilliam, Jerry Lewis, Dean Martin, Richard Pryor, Mel Brooks, Chris Rock, John Stewart, Conan O'Brien, Picasso, Robert Smigel, Martin Scorcese, Jules Feiffer, Robert DeNiro, Orson Welles, Mike Nichols, Jack Kirby, Leonardo Da Vinci, John Belushi, Paddy Chayefsky, Mike Judge, Matt Groenig, Buddy Hickerson, Lynda Barry, Amy Sedaris, Catherine O'Hara, Anthony Robbins, Andy Merrill, The guys in They Might Be Giants, Jack Nicholson, William Shatner, Zakk Wylde, John Lennon, The Beatles, Joel Hodgson, Martin Short.

     Bonno's Details
Status:Single
Here for:Networking, Dating, Friends
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Houston/ Austin (feels like home)
Body type:5' 7"
Ethnicity:White / Caucasian
Zodiac Sign:Cancer
Smoke / Drink:No / Yes
Children:Someday
Education:College graduate
Occupation:Quirky genius/problem solver/entertainer

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About me:
A complex man, A large building that people rent out space in. I'm a cancer which means I'm sensitive and good in bed, if you don't mind all the crying,

Sometimes while you're talking, I'm seeing your very soul and thinking, "Man, what a hot soul!"

I'm always thinking at a clip and running at full speed,.. and that's while I'm in my car.

I'm a "creative". Creativity is what I'm about. I love to laugh and make you laugh. If you can't make me laugh I'll still like you, but I'll probably make you do things like clean my house for me.

I'm into showbiz, art and fun. There's an edge to me. Some people think I'm crazy. They're just projecting.

I like to think of me as someone who says things that people are thinking but not saying and hopefully in a way that makes them laugh. But I'd rather you think of me. Thinking of myself too much makes me nauseous. I'd rather think about you. In fact, we're fine if neither of us are thinking about you or me.

Let's just hang out and have fun.

I dig your creativity and encourage it and I don't like okra.

Be smart, challenging, funny and self confident and we'll most surely get along.

I'm also an excellent singer.

Oh, and I dance...
Who I'd like to meet:
BJORK and Paul McCartney

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One Evil Brunette

One Evil Brunette



Oct 28 2009 7:38 PM

Chris...you were a wonderful Host...Thank You so much.  I appreciate your efforts and your performance more than I can say.  Again...Thank You.
Jesse Johnson

Jesse Johnson



Aug 13 2009 8:21 PM

"Charlie Valentine" - Starring Chris Bonno
Is now on facebook.com

http://www.facebook.com/pages/Charlie-Valentine/134342879427?ref=nf

The page will be regularly updated with info. on festival screenings, attendances and performances.

JJ
Pop Haydn

Whit



Jun 3 2009 10:29 PM

Thought you would enjoy seeing the poster for our event at the Laugh Factory! Hope everything is good! Cheers!


The Cure for the 21st Century!


PopHaydn.com
Fluffer Nutter 5000

Joe Rocco



May 9 2009 9:49 AM

.... ....Create Your Own....
Marla

Marla



Apr 1 2009 11:02 AM

See you in Philly... Friday night, yo!
Tyrone

Tyrone



Mar 3 2009 4:38 PM

Man, I really missed you guys yesterday, both of you are really good people.
I really enjoyed working with you guys,thanks for everything! Really You guys Rock!!!!!
Traci

Traci



Feb 8 2009 5:52 AM

Hey, Chrissy-man! Is 2009 treating you well? I miss talking to ya! Hope you're getting along fabulously! :-)))
Jess

Jess



Feb 3 2009 12:07 AM

Just thought I'd stop and give you a big kick in the pants (I know how much you appreciate it n'all).

Hope you've been well, you fine gentlemen you :-)
Linz

Linz



Jan 7 2009 10:28 PM

When I get my business cards made, they are now going to have the following header (thanks to you, of course): "Linz, The Girl Bonno Picked Up By the Ass Crack.
"
*Nadineeie*

Nadine Guerre



Jan 16 2009 8:36 AM

Just throwing a Big Nadine Hug and HELLO to ya!!! Stay in touch you bust bee you! :)
Zainab™

Island Windz



Dec 30 2008 10:47 AM

http://www. avaaz. org/en/gaza_time_for_peace/?cl=161879313&v=2606
Show support for the innocent. Palestine needs our aid in any way possible, I know a petition is not much, there is more to be done. This is the leaset we can do, so show your support.
D-Chan

D-Chan



Dec 31 2008 1:36 PM

Hey Chris,

I wish you and your family a Happy and Healthy New Year :)
Hope you have a fantastic New Year Eve ^^
Hugs and love

D-Chan
Shelly

Shelly Melnick
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Dec 22 2008 5:39 AM

myspace layouts images

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Love,
Shelly

Zainab™

Island Windz



Dec 27 2008 5:13 AM

Thanks for the add. I don't celebrate Christmas, but here is a bit of fun comics from RD. Happy Holidays.
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The League

The League



Dec 12 2008 1:12 AM

The League wishes you the Happiest of Holidays
..
Jess

Jess



Dec 20 2008 10:29 PM

I had an interesting (frightening??) image/vision the other night, wherein you wore a blond wig with pigtails whilst dancing down the streets of New York, singing "99 Luftballons"...

Clearly, having way too much time to think while listening to cheesy 80's music - being both exhausted and hyped up on too much hot chocolate - does not do good things to one's psyche.
D-Chan

D-Chan



Dec 24 2008 2:02 PM

Merry Christmas to you and your family Chris :)
Hugs and love

D-Chan
Brandi

Brandi



Nov 11 2008 12:48 AM

It was nice having you perform at Rider - You're very funny!
~☆Jo☆~

Josephine f



Oct 29 2008 10:21 PM

It figures you guys would be in my area, when I'm not gonna be around that weekend:( Boooo!! Come back around to NY soon.
SHAINA (not using this much, find me on facebook)

SHAINA (not using this much, find me on facebook)



Sep 17 2008 12:21 AM

Hey Chris,
Saw you at the Improv in Addison, Texas a couple of weeks ago. You are fantastic!! I loved getting to see you. I asked you about playing guitar and told that I'm trying to teach myself.

I didn't know you did art as well as playing the guitar. That's amazing. Major art person myself.

Anyways, loved getting to see you perform and keep having fun.
Heather

Heather



Aug 25 2008 6:59 PM

So happy to have met you at the Breast Cancer 3-Day in Cleveland.
Looking forward to catching you on tour very soon! Mwah!
ஜScandalous Comboஜ

Crazy 'Bout Monique



Aug 19 2008 7:13 PM

Thank you for indulging the cat person in Dallas. I mean that. You're good people.
Meena

Meena



Aug 19 2008 7:32 PM

Thanks for adding me! Great job on Sunday night - you're very talented.
I love the interpretations of the 3 Texas cities - I used to live in Houston and now I live in Dallas and what you said about them is so true :) I can't wait to see you again next time you're in town!
Mary Lindsey

Mary Lindsey



Aug 19 2008 6:47 PM

Thanks for the friending!
Shelly

Shelly Melnick
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Aug 12 2008 3:52 AM

Hi Chris!

Wow, it..s been awhile! How are things going and what have you been doing?

Shelly
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