Van Destroyer

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There's no school like old school and I'm the fucking HeadmasterMood: RocknRolla RocknRollaPosted at 12:35 AM Nov 30 from Mobile view more

  • Laura Van Dalen

  • 22 / Female
  • your mom's house, California, US
  • Last Login: 12/1/2009

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Interests

  • Music


  • Movies

    Gentlemen Prefer Blondes
    Roman Holiday
    Death At A Funeral
    Waking Ned Devine
    Harry Potter
    Lord of the Rings
    Centerstage
    Superman
    Bridget Jones
    Breakfast at Tiffany's
    Pirates of The Caribbean
    Monty Python
    Pride and Prejudice(A&E version)
    Sense and Sensibility
    Nanny McPhee
    Boondock Saints
    Amelie
    Some Like it Hot
    When Harry Met Sally
    Jacob's Ladder
  • Television

    Scrubs
    Paranormal State
    Dr. Phil
    Friends
    Fringe
  • Books

    .. Pride and Prejudice
    Sense & Sensibility
    Persuasion
    Mansfield Park
    Northanger Abbey
    Emma
    -Can you tell my favorite author is Jane Austen?
  • Heroes

    Audrey Hepburn
    Princess Diana
    Superman
    Christopher Reeve
    Amelie
    Mother Teresa
    Jesus



Details

  • Status: Single
  • Hometown: Rohnert Park
  • Orientation: Straight
  • Body type: 5' 6" / Slim / Slender
  • Ethnicity: White / Caucasian
  • Religion: Catholic
  • Zodiac Sign: Virgo
  • Children: Someday
  • Smoke / Drink: No / Yes
  • Education: In college
  • Income: Less than $30,000

Schools

Networking

Companies

  • 24 hour Fitness

    • Petaluma, CA US
    • Kids Club Supervisor and Front Desk Lead
    9/06 - 11/07
  • Sonoma County Office of Education

    • Santa Rosa, California US
    • Sub-Teacher Assistant
    11/06 - 3/07
  • SCOE - Creekside Middle School

    • Rohnert Park, CA US
    • Instructional Assistant
    11/07-7/08
  • Penngrove Elementary School

    • Penngrove, CA US
    • One on One aide
    September 2008 - June 2009
  • Dungarvin

    • Rohnert Park, CA US
    • Program Counsler
    9/09 - nowww

Zynga Poker

Hotties For Sale!

Truth Box

Blurbs

About me:






..
About Me: Quoted by Mike G


"Laura your pretty much like a wild fire that never goes out"

"Like the sickest killer whale at marine world"

"You're the like a flower that hasn't bloomed yet because once you do your beauty will be so intense everyone in the world will stop to take a picture of you"

"You're sicker than a black jew with cancer"

"Youre pretty much as sick as when weed and alcohol was invented"

"Your a trinket like the most prized posession in the world!"

Who I'd like to meet:

Everyone...and I'm pretty much doing a great job at completing this goal.

Comments

Displaying 25 of 886 comments
  • M

    Nov 16 2009 9:13 PM

    Hey bud, I like the profile.  So where exactly are you abouts?  I recently moved to Napa and am trying to find what people do, if anything :)
    Take care,
    M
  • Nov 12 2009 3:35 AM

    What up stranger,what's new? Well i'm back in town for a while we should catch up
  • Nov 7 2009 2:00 AM

    :)

    what r u doing tonite?
  • Nov 6 2009 10:48 AM

    to me thats a good thing. so thank u!
  • Oct 3 2009 1:05 PM

  • Sep 29 2009 3:17 PM

    Haha ...i just got that lil comment ...and yes anytime Babe.
  • Sep 26 2009 10:30 PM

    Hi Van Destroyer, thanks so much for the add and support. Hope you can make a show soon and more shows are on the way, so stay informed on our blog titled "Upcoming Blog". Have a great day and Rock On!!! T
  • Sep 25 2009 5:58 PM

    i have no clue....its all kinda a blurr
  • Sep 23 2009 4:37 PM

    Yeah im for sure down, we can film it at the river house. it would be perfect!
  • Sep 23 2009 9:15 AM

    Down!
  • Sep 23 2009 1:08 AM

    I'm saving it as Laura Van Sexy if that works
  • Sep 23 2009 12:57 AM

    Whats your number I need a college booty call lol
  • Sep 22 2009 5:22 AM

    i did the same! awe soon! lemme know when u wana..u going to lovefest?
  • Sep 22 2009 2:29 AM

    cant help it :(

    what u up 2 doll?
  • Sep 21 2009 5:17 AM

    That's pinner. Seems like she ALWAYS does that godamnit
  • Sep 21 2009 3:32 AM

    Yeah you didn't hear about that?? Hit her up on the space thats what she told me
  • Sep 21 2009 3:31 AM

    Damn you know if Kaih is actually coming back? She told me she was today
  • Sep 21 2009 2:26 AM

    Haha you know Nate Rossi?
  • Sep 21 2009 2:25 AM

    Oh yeah? Probably actually. Pictures??
  • Sep 19 2009 11:30 PM

    Is it YOUR "birthday rager" lol
  • Sep 19 2009 10:58 PM

    lets bet on it
  • Sep 18 2009 8:52 PM

    haha thats classic. good job!
  • Sep 18 2009 7:32 PM

    im*
  • Sep 18 2009 7:31 PM

    uhg! it dying!
  • AJ

    Sep 18 2009 3:41 PM

    You seek the Holy Grrrrrail!!!!?