From PUNK PLANET Number 75 2006:Book of Maps
"Book of Maps pound out several routes of math-rock artistry from Portland, Oregon. As a trio of the basic, primal type - guitar, bass, and drums - they concoct pieces that shape-shift, detour, and turn on a note. It's all performed tightly as well, sometimes in the unison of conjunction, or with the three seemingly soloing in cognizance of each other. what seperates Book of Maps from standard math-rock is the use of '70s rock stylings: the prog rock sound of the guitar and the occasional keyboards, the free wheelin nature of solos, and the occasional, near anthemic touch of their riffs. However, the screaming vocals of Christopher Baumann have more affinity with hardcore punk. Most of it is, of course, quite hard, but on the pair of tracks concerning the Queen frontman, "Freddie Mercury Equals Who?" answered later by "Freddie Mercury Equals You, " the music slows down somewhat, even if the notes and drums are still hit as hard. This is the second album from this talented group, and it's worth seeking out. (BA)"
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Hey, A-man here.
I dropped my phone into a cup of water, so its been broken for a week. Any way, that show will be at the spread. March 3rd right? I have a new phone as of today so call for some phone sex and let me know if thats the right date. Piss on my tits!
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What's up man? I used to buy pizza quite often from you @ Pizza a go go. I loved to go there becuase the pizza is top notch and you would always play the obscure old-school funky-ass cuts.
dear book of maps-
this is jamie AND rian. we just wanted to let you know that if it came down to it, we would totally sell ourselves to make sure you are able to make excessive amounts of money with minimal amounts of effort.
aka- we want to be your whores. deal is, though.... you've GOT to rock some better parties. we mean, shit, nirvana? 5 am? every single person except us in the 'special room'? we want to have orgies too.... just cause jamie's celibate doesn't mean she doesn't want to watch. shit....
pps- eat an abyss of dicks. take one for the team. we love you.
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Each group will be required to pay $50 in advance to prevent cancellations and to weed out the deadbeats. Not bad considering the normal hourly rate is $65 per hour.
They were trying to catch us ridin dirty....but an eagle,like a kamakazie pilot, swooped down and smashed through the pigs window crushing his skull to pieces.