I've got a lot of them. Pearl Jam, Death Cab for Cutie, Ben Harper, James Taylor, Jim Croce, Foo Fighters, Roald Dahl, and Johnny Cash. I'm not, however, influenced by Paris Hilton, Adam 'Pacman' Jones, OJ Simpson, Jessica Simpson, Jessica Rabbit, Bugs Bunny, Bugsy Siegel or Danny Bonaduce. Just for the sake of clarity.
Howdy, pardners. Welcome to the place where I take myself way too seriously, struggling to be a ‘legitimate’ artist. Actually, this page is just a precursor to my world domination through music. Like most earth-shattering music of the last 50 years, all of the songs that are posted here were recorded in my basement with tender love and affliction. They’re much better than they sound, and I’m way more engaging in real life. But thanks for being here anyway. You could never know how happy you’ve made me. I’m literally crying right now. You…complete me.
If you want to know a little bit about me, then you came to the right place. I've lived the life of a vagabond, never settling down for very long in any one place. I live in Iowa at the moment, but I've also planted seeds in England, Idaho, Kentucky, New Jersey, and California. I've seen Africa, the Middle East and the Orient, and I've traversed the Arctic, but I never made it to Australia. I'm a proud veteran, but that doesn't mean that the brainwashing worked. I came through with my politics and opinions intact. I've gambled money on 6 different colleges, but I lost the most at Western Kentucky University, pursuing a degree in acting. I ended up being an aircraft mechanic. I don't eat beef, pork, or chicken, but I love potato salad. I've been a Hadite, a Trojan, a Dragon, a Scorpion, an Eagle, a Hilltopper, a Saluki, and a vandalism suspect. If I had to call myself a food, I'd say I'm like an onion. As you peel away my outer layers, you'll probably start crying, but I'm sweet if you fry me in butter.
Oh, yeah, I almost forgot. Sometimes I lose control and blog on myself. This may sound really hot to some of you, but believe me, it's not. Anyway, if you subscribe to my blog (you can't see it, but I'm batting my eyes at you), then I can keep you updated as I do stuff worthy of sharing. Hell, I could even post a blog telling you that I posted a new blog, and you'd be the first to know. You could be in my intimate circle of trust. Isn't that neat?
UPDATE!!!! You can now buy my album on Amazon. Check it out!!
Just wanted to say my first CD "7:19" is available on my page for 5 bucks.
By the way, thanks for coming to that show I did a few years ago at CD Warehouse. It was terrible, but thanks for showing up anyways, haha. Hopefully I've improved dramatically since then.
Good to see you last night! Are you playing anywhere in the near future? Love to hear you again. I did see the Legion Arts event...I hope it's well attended this year.
So listen I am going to start my own label and you are going to be my first artist...and my MOST FAMOUS...so I have forged your signature...haha! ohh and Buckeye is the first single!
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