The Boone
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Male
27 years old
ELYRIA, OHIO
United States



Last Login: 11/26/2009
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GeneralI enjoy good music, good people, good scotch, turkish jade cigarettes, peanut butter, dj mix albums, tivo, all things computers (cept macs), mp3, caffeine, google, lawn gnomes, giger artwork, reading, and a comfortable pair of slacks. What do I NOT like? I don't like Reese fast breaks, people who don't think, people who can't take a joke, martha stewart, apathy, the population of france, black mountain dew, vhs, evil squirrels, icecubes, Michael Moore.
MusicWhat is my favorite music? Haujobb and the many related side projects. Assemblage 23, Velvet Acid Christ, VNV Nation, Apoptygma Berserk, stromkern, seabound, UV, covenant, devision, wolfsheim, dismantled, gridlock, hocico, xorcist. aphex twin, UV, scooter, Garbage, aqua, tatu, soulwax, daft punk, aphex twin, the list goes on. Styles- new wave, tribute albums, EBM, IDM, industrial, aggro, techno, house, noize, ambient, classical, neo-classical, mindless pop.
MoviesWhat are my favorite movies? Fight club, Requeim for a dream, 12 monkeys, Transformers the movie, interview with a vampire, fear and loathing in las vegas, deep blue sea (it is so terrible it is great to watch) Donnie Darko, Heat, Black Hawk Down, Down with love, Mating habits of the earthbound human, Free Enterprise. conspiracy, entropy. My tastes vary but i am a huge movie buff.
TelevisionI enjoy Scrubs, Family Guy, American Dad, Star Wars Clone Wars, Firefly, Robot Chicken, 70's show, Greg the Bunny, and the varous web projects of Sean Kennedy.
BooksOh How I do enjoy a good book. I find favorable the scribblings of the following: chuck palahniuk - Figh club, Choke, Invisible Monsters, etc. However i would recommend against diary Max Barry - Syrup, Jennifer Government. Katie Arnolid - Chemical Pink Kevin Mitnick - Art of deception, art of Intrusion. William Gibson, Bruce sterling, Neal Stephenson because cyberpunk is better then you. Real Ultimate Power: The Official Ninja Book The Zombie Survival Guide Ann Coulter books because she doesn't care if she angers people and actually fact checks her books unlike many political pundits.
HeroesI find it harder and harder as time goes on to find people that I would consider heroes. But the lady at the dollar store who orders me my Rush would be the closest I can come up with.
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     The Boone's Details
Status:In a Relationship
Here for:Networking, Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Elyria, OH
Body type:6' 3" / Average
Ethnicity:White / Caucasian
Religion:Atheist
Zodiac Sign:Scorpio
Smoke / Drink:Yes / Yes
Children:I don't want kids
Education:Some college
Occupation:Web Designer / Local Celebrity

   The Boone's Schools
Elyria High School
Elyria, OHIO
Graduated: 2001
Student status: Alumni
Degree: High School Diploma
 

1997 to 2001

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About me:
Who am I? I am a computer whiz, i enjoy baking, I am often refered to as "that tall fellow over there." I tend to analyse everything. I tend to wear black and never baby blue. I like talking about current world affairs but never in the presense of small woodland critters. I am a comedian, a writer, a prick, a geek, a man, a friend of goats everywhere.
Advanced Global Personality Test Results
Extraversion |||||||||||||||| 66%
Stability |||||||||||| 46%
Orderliness |||||||||||| 46%
Accommodation |||||||||||| 43%
Interdependence |||||| 30%
Intellectual |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Mystical |||||||||||| 50%
Artistic |||||| 30%
Religious || 10%
Hedonism |||||||||||||||| 70%
Materialism |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Narcissism |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Adventurousness |||||||||||| 43%
Work ethic |||||||||||||||| 63%
Self absorbed |||||||||||||| 56%
Conflict seeking |||||||||||||||| 63%
Need to dominate |||||||||||||||| 70%
Romantic |||||||||||||| 56%
Avoidant |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Anti-authority |||||||||||||||| 63%
Wealth |||||| 30%
Dependency |||||||||| 36%
Change averse |||||||||||||||| 63%
Cautiousness |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Individuality |||||||||||||| 56%
Sexuality |||||||||||| 43%
Peter pan complex |||||||||||||| 56%
Physical security |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Physical Fitness |||||| 30%
Histrionic |||||||||||||||| 63%
Paranoia |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Vanity |||||||||||| 43%
Hypersensitivity |||||||||||||| 56%
Female cliche |||||| 23%


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What modern movie do you belong in? (with pictures)

Fight Club
You belong in ... Fight Club. You are anti-government, anti-conformist, anti-Abercrombie... pretty much anti-everything. You like movies with weird endings and movies that get you thinking. You are going to blow up a good number of credit card company buildings in a little while. Thats... kinda explosive.

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Who I'd like to meet:
Everyone talks of celebrities and great minds and the like in this spot. I have met most of the musicians I respect and enjoy so I will just state plainly that the only person I want to meet would be some sort of disease free port to park my genitals.

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Aug 15 2008 10:26 AM

McCain, Clinton, and Obama are walking down the street one day.

As McCain rounds a corner, a homeless man approaches him and asks:
"Sir, do you have any spare change?"

McCain sizes the man up, gives him a $20, but tells him that for any more money, he needs to see him tomorrow to help get set up with a job.

Clinton rounds the corner.
"Do you have any spare change?"

"Sure thing!" Hillary jogs up to McCain, takes a $10 and two $5's from McCain and gives them homeless man a $5.
"The other $15 was needed for internal fees."

Obama rounds the corner.
"Excuse me, do you have any spare change?"

Obama looks at the man.
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May 5 2008 9:55 PM

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Mar 14 2008 6:25 PM

According to genetic scientists redheads are becoming rarer and could be extinct in 100 years.

The current National Geographic magazine reports that less than 2 per cent of the world's population has natural red hair - created by a mutation in northern Europe thousand of years ago.

Global intermingling, which broadens the availability of possible partners, has reduced the chances of redheads meeting and so producing little redheads of their own.

Although it takes only one red-haired parent to produce ginger babies, two redheads obviously creates a much stronger possibility.

Some experts warn redheads could be gone as early 2060, but others say the gene can be dormant in the reproductive system for generations before returning.

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